A Black Hole of Happiness

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NOIRFAN
Yes, and for that I am thankful.

I am shocked I have never met you, though personally I have never gone on Craigslist.

[NOIRFAN]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am shocked I have never met you, though personally I have never gone on Craigslist.

Are you in the Bay area? Also, I spend some time in Vegas.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am shocked I have never met you, though personally I have never gone on Craigslist.

I haven't either, though wouldn't you think it even money that there's a NOIRFAN moniker there?

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
MILF.

You hire that bodyguard yet?

[SlaveNoMore]

NOIRFAN
Are you in the Bay area? Also, I spend some time in Vegas.

Question:

You are not penske, no?

[NOIRFAN]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Question:

You are not penske, no?

I'm fairly sexually liberated, but unambiguously straight, if that answers your question.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NOIRFAN
I'm fairly sexually liberated, but unambiguously straight, if that answers your question.

What does this mean w/r/t your willingness to engage in MFM/MMF?

[NOIRFAN]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What does this mean w/r/t your willingness to engage in MFM/MMF?

I prefer FMF, but am also down, from time to time, with the MFM, but in that case, I am strictly an MFM sort. No MMF or FMM. That said, innocently incidental contact is tolerable. Sword fighting is definitely out. Any DPs have to be accomplished by the use of separate orifii for each M.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
for years I've had this dream image where I'm looking at contacts and they are huge, like saucers, and I'm looking at them thinking how the fuck can i get them in my eyes. today I finally looked up a dream analysis site- any dreams about contacts mean you need to focus your attention AND dreams with problems putting them in mean you're having trouble focusing. Does looking at the lenses and knowing they can't possibly go in mean there is really no point for me to try to focus?

I think it means you want to suck a dick. (I am a strict Freudian.) Post to let us know how it works out!

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
With that guy from the date?

I had sex last week or the week before for the first time in quite a while and the sex was peachy, but holy crap that guy is boring when he talks. And pretentious, esp for someone in his early/mid 20s. I felt like patting him on the damn head and calling him skippy.

Ixnay on the outing-ay.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I think it means you want to suck a dick. (I am a strict Freudian.) Post to let us know how it works out!

wow. thanks. who would have thought of that.

can I ask you another? last i dreamed I was sucking you off, and I had to really really perse my lips small to get any suction. what does that dream mean?

in the silver lining dept. my whistling is 100% better today than it was yesterday.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
can I ask you another? last i dreamed I was sucking you off, and I had to really really perse my lips small to get any suction. what does that dream mean?

I think it means Freudian dream analysis has once again proved uncannily accurate.

[Diane_Keaton]

I thought Kate Middleton was pretty dowdy but not anymore. She's looking pretty hot, especially that cute thigh muscle that goes into the knee (I wonder what that's called).


Carry on.

[ltl/fb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqbVbPvlDoM

It's just property.

[pony_trekker]

Not a great dancer but can sing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HAm-NBBlmQ

SFW with sound.