Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[evenodds]

When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

This is an impossible question to even try to answer.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

On average, I'd say 1/4 of the length of the relationship.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by spookyfish
This is an impossible question to even try to answer.

Our average was three months.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

In my personal experience, the ho phase gets sort of tired within 6 months. Whether or not a worthy new guy is found, it is tiring to go to clubs and ho around for much longer than 6 months without some sit-at-home rest period. But maybe I'm old.

Not that I would ho around, of course.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

I love the Ho Phase. I'm pretty sure the latest studies say that the Ho Phase lasts one month for each year that the dissolved relationship lasted.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

In my single experience, the ho phase invariably lasted until 1 day before they met me... Dammit.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

Depends. Was she normal before?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bilmore
Depends. Was she normal before?

Yes. That's why it is a "ho phase" and not a "ho lifestyle."

We have two women friends who are just entering their "ho phase." Depending on what their interest is, my guy friends are trying to plot at what point they want to get involved.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In my personal experience, the ho phase gets sort of tired within 6 months. Whether or not a worthy new guy is found, it is tiring to go to clubs and ho around for much longer than 6 months without some sit-at-home rest period. But maybe I'm old.

Not that I would ho around, of course.

I'm wondering if these might also be affected by other variables:

1. An inverse relationship dependent on the number of cats owned?

2. A direct relationship to the animosity of the breakup?

Thoughts?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm wondering if these might also be affected by other variables:

1. An inverse relationship dependent on the number of cats owned?

2. A direct relationship to the animosity of the breakup?

Thoughts?

My thought:

You've never experienced the "ho phase."

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by evenodds
My thought:

You've never experienced the "ho phase."

Guilty as charged.

Back in the day, I tended to gravitate toward those who adhered to the "ho lifestyle."

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm wondering if these might also be affected by other variables:

1. An inverse relationship dependent on the number of cats owned?

If "cats owned" is a Sebastianism for "men fucked," that might have some logic to it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
When a woman gets out of a long relationship and starts going to clubs again, what's the average lenghth of her "ho phase" before she settles back down into a new relationship or some degree of normalcy?

Babe, you might as well settle in, because you're never getting out of that "phase."

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
We have two women friends who are just entering their "ho phase." Depending on what their interest is, my guy friends are trying to plot at what point they want to get involved.

Photos and numbers, please.

TM