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[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by pussycat
Is it supposed to be this soft?

Whose fault is that?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by pussycat
Is it supposed to be this soft?

Less teeth, please.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Today is Ted Nugent's birthday, so I have been quoting him in my posts. I do so as a tribute to a great outdoorsman, who I understand was also once involved in the music industry.

and a nod to a fellow Michigander. And I respond by putting you on ignore? fuck me with a stick. Can I still say that?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by pussycat
Is it supposed to be this soft?

you are supposed to faster pussycat if it still is that soft.

[pussycat]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Whose fault is that?

His "cologne" is pointing the finger at Jim Beam. The low level varietal.

[pussycat]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
you are supposed to faster pussycat if it still is that soft.

Thanks. Any other tips?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh thanks. I now have some weird vision of dental-floss-as-ejaculate. Which seems like it would tickle. Or hurt. Or both.

he was just saying my dick is skinny. It's wishfull thinking that his tight ass could take it.

As to your visual, you need to read Chuck Palahniuk's "Haunted," and the story about the boy who put the melted candle way strip up his penis for the pleasure, and then melted it with friction, if you get it.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by pussycat
Thanks. Any other tips?

Make sure there's a steak first.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by pussycat
Thanks. Any other tips?

Be sure to floss your vaginal teeth. As I'm sure sebastian can tell you, root canals are no fun.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Whose fault is that?

I think Flower's mother.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How is it that none of these prank caller/hidden camera shows have put a mic in a confessional?

They don't want to be smote.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by pussycat
His "cologne" is pointing the finger at Jim Beam. The low level varietal.

Dear Pussycat,

I just noticed from your low post count that you are a Newber. Please disregard my earlier possible-to-be-construed-as-misogynistic post and allow me to welcome you to our online cyber-chatting virtual internets board. I can tell from your avatar that you are quite beautiful, so you will fit in well here, where all of the posters are beautiful. I look forward to many future cyber-chats with you and seeing you grow and blossom as a poster of the future Old Skool variety. Thanks for choosing Lawtalkers and enjoy your stay.

Best,

Best,

Flower

"Let's get retarded in here!"
Out of the saddle hill

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess you and I have a different definition of consent. If someone tells you they are filming a documentary and the waiver you sign is broad enough that your likeness can be used in anything they choose, were you actually uninformed? I doubt it.

The releases that I have seen were deliberately misleading. For the right client (i.e., one whose alleged damages are not based upon the fact that one revealed oneself to be a racist idiot on camera), I suspect that the releases won't hold enough water to get SBC and Fox a dismissal or summary judgment.

And (based upon the USA Today article) it may be that bathroom guy didn't sign one.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I disagree 100%. Annoying someone in the bathroom is one of many ways of being "not nice." In fact, the fact that you are using the word "annoying" to describe what he did means that his actions did not amount to anything more. And since they are a mere annoyance or nuisance, I am simply not focused on it in the same way that you are.

I resent the fact that a film studio can do things that would get normal people arrested. Take a film crew with you into the bathroom at the 21 Club, walk into the stall as a guy is trying to take a leak, film him, and see how amused the NYPD is about it.

You want to make a movie that makes people laugh at this kind of stuff? Hire actors! They act. They get paid to act. A good one can even make you believe that they are regular people. Why is this not the solution?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I also believe that the piece (while hardly a polished work of social commentary) has value and that value shouldn't be overlooked because he was mean to some people, almost all of whom signed a broad waiver of their rights.

Fair enough -- not an unreasonable position.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by pussycat
Thanks. Any other tips?

the right parts suction and friction.

oKay, also they have Law and Order on Video Ipod, but not HBO? obviously licensing but....I'm sad. I wanted sopranos to go

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh thanks. I now have some weird vision of dental-floss-as-ejaculate. Which seems like it would tickle. Or hurt. Or both.

Be glad you didn't watch last night's episode of Sleeper Cell.