Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No they don't.

My anti-drug is John Stamos.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No they don't.

Do too, to infinity.

I like Levenger's stuff. Also, Coach lasts forever, but be advised that if you save bucks by going to a Coach outlet, they won't do repairs for free.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No wonder the game sucks so much these days (thanks, Bad Boys)--it's not about designing and executing plays and maximizing talent; rather, it's about making sure all the playground ballers get their touches. Thanks

the Bad Boys are to blame for "playground ball?" they were the last team to win without one guy playing as the standout- they were the definition of team ball.
The only "touches" guarenteed each game had to do with Mahorn's elbows.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I've never heard it called "H" before.

That's because I invented it. This is just between you and me, of course, but I am actually a huge international drug lord who posts on internet bulletin boards for lawyers just to pass the time. I also enjoy helicopter rides, candlelight dinners and throwing suspected informers into my rabid badger pit.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
That's because I invented it.

They called in H (auf Deutsch) in that excellent movie Christiane F, way back in the 80s. Does anyone else remember that movie?

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,121735,00.html

Students to Be Graded on Weight

Friday, June 04, 2004

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas — To combat childhood obesity, every Arkansas public school student this month will be receiving two report cards in the mail: one assessing them on math, science and social studies, and the other grading them on their weight.

As soon as next week, each parent will receive their child's ranking. The report cards also come with helpful health information, which aims to help parents make better meal choices for their kids, as well as reiterating the importance of exercise in everyone's life.

"There are some children that probably will be teased with other children knowing how much they weigh and starting to make fun of them," said Karen Phelps, the parent of a fourth grader.

There is also concern that the weight-oriented report cards may cause an epidemic of anorexia and bulimia among older students. The school district says it will now be on the lookout for those health problems.

2 historic observations:
1- if Arkansas had started this 40 years ago, Bill Clinton would have been conditioned to look for different women,

2- if Texas has started it 20 years ago, Fringe probably wouldn't have gotten into college.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
oh good. would you diagram how to do dbl. anal?

I'm not sure I understand the point of your post. Is there something about the briefcase that makes you think of anal sex, or are you just being a prick?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Back off, dude. You're talking about a guy who got laid *a minimum* of one out of every three days during the first month and a half of the year. And who is of some swarthy ethnicity, I believe, although I cannot recall which because he keeps that card pretty close to his chest.

If my memory serves, he was one of the married folk who were not having sex with that frequency. I cannot speak to his swarthiness, but I do recall he claims to be a Hah-vahd man, so I'm sure he'd rather trade bon mots than engage in unseemly fisticuffs.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
Back when I was having premarital sex, I remember being somewhat excited at the idea of the impending marriage, as we would then not have to worry about time/place/manner restrictions, and we could simply have sex every single day, as often as we wanted to.

It didn't occur to me then that those were two entirely different timing categories.

Ah, yes. I, too remember when I was young and stupid.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I cannot speak to his swarthiness, but I do recall he claims to be a Hah-vahd man, so I'm sure he'd rather trade bon mots than engage in unseemly fisticuffs.

Ah yes, the old Vassar '89, HLS '94 schtick. Sorry, Hank, but this one lacks believability. I don't think they allow Italians into Harvard Law. Anyway, Hank may be a lot of things, but he's no Harvard pussy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,121735,00.html



2 historic observations:
1- if Arkansas had started this 40 years ago, Bill Clinton would have been conditioned to look for different women,

2- if Texas has started it 20 years ago, Fringe probably wouldn't have gotten into college.

Seems to me that they'd run into FERPA problems if they released the information on a kid's weight to the other kids in the class.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If my memory serves, he was one of the married folk who were not having sex with that frequency. I cannot speak to his swarthiness, but I do recall he claims to be a Hah-vahd man, so I'm sure he'd rather trade bon mots than engage in unseemly fisticuffs.

Those posters who know me IRL will attest that Constance and I have a warm and loving relationship. No Vassar girl she, her degree is from Swarthemore. It is forward of you to ask, but since this is anon, I will say that while we did not have premarital intercourse, we came quite close. Before I started reading this board, I would have said "done everything but..," but certainly I've been educated otherwise.

Now that we're married, our minds are more focused on procreation, not recreation. I wouldn't want a spouse with a sex drive that requires attention, like some dog in heat. My goodness, once the help leaves in the evening, Constance is the one raising our daughter- what example would pawing at each other set?


Hank Chinaski '89 Law '92

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Those posters who know me IRL will attest that Constance and I have a warm and loving relationship. No Vassar girl she, her degree is from Swarthemore. It is forward of you to ask, but since this is anon, I will say that while we did not have premarital intercourse, we came quite close. Before I started reading this board, I would have said "done everything but..," but certainly I've been educated otherwise.

Now that we're married, our minds are more focused on procreation, not recreation. I wouldn't want a spouse with a sex drive that requires attention, like some dog in heat. My goodness, once the help leaves in the evening, Constance is the one raising our daughter- what example would pawing at each other set?


Hank Chinaski '89 Law '92

See, Flower. This is the Hank Chinaski we all know and laugh at behind his back.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Now that we're married, our minds are more focused on procreation, not recreation. I wouldn't want a spouse with a sex drive that requires attention, like some dog in heat. My goodness, once the help leaves in the evening, Constance is the one raising our daughter- what example would pawing at each other set?

This type of babbling besmirches your namesake. Cease and desist.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Ah, yes. I, too remember when I was young and stupid.

What are you now?