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10-21-2004, 06:16 PM
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Theo rests his case
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to fuck Heidi Klum and I want a Bentley and I want a bag of $100s that weighs more than Dom Deloiuse. I want world peace. I want a 15 inch cock. I want to have a place on the slopes in Vail. I want to live to be 200. I want to sing like Sinatra.
"Want" is not a justification for anything but yearning.
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Hello my brilliantly argumentative hero.
We know why you want all of this stuff. But why you want all of this stuff was not the question. The question is why anybody believed, in multiple independent societies, at essentially parallel parts of the societal evolution, that the Mountain had just spoken to the premodern equivalent of the Village Slacker and annointed him Messenger.
No offense, but its probably not because they wanted to get laid. Then again, it could be because they wanted to Live to be 200. Interesting that you threw that into the mix with the others.
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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10-21-2004, 06:20 PM
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A sign of the Apocalypse?
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Originally posted by andViolins
Boutros Boutros Clinton?????
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He would get some serious multicultural ass.
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10-21-2004, 06:24 PM
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Flaired.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I find it ridiculous that a movie shown on a basic cable station has to be hacked up but if it's on HBO, it's not censored.
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Shhh.
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10-21-2004, 06:26 PM
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Flaired.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to fuck Heidi Klum and I want a Bentley and I want a bag of $100s that weighs more than Dom Deloiuse. I want world peace. I want a 15 inch cock. I want to have a place on the slopes in Vail. I want to live to be 200. I want to sing like Sinatra.
"Want" is not a justification for anything but yearning.
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I don't think that you really want a 15 inch cock. I think it might be more of a disqualifier than you would think. Stick with the 8-10 inch range if you go on a wishing spree. |
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10-21-2004, 06:27 PM
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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Hello my brilliantly argumentative hero.
We know why you want all of this stuff. But why you want all of this stuff was not the question. The question is why anybody believed, in multiple independent societies, at essentially parallel parts of the societal evolution, that the Mountain had just spoken to the premodern equivalent of the Village Slacker and annointed him Messenger.
No offense, but its probably not because they wanted to get laid. Then again, it could be because they wanted to Live to be 200. Interesting that you threw that into the mix with the others.
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Well shit. That one's easy.
Fear of death.
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10-21-2004, 06:29 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think that you really want a 15 inch cock. I think it might be more of a disqualifier than you would think. Stick with the 8-10 inch range if you go on a wishing spree.
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being really rich and having a voice like sinatra aren't all good either.....
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-21-2004, 06:29 PM
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Theo rests his case
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well shit. That one's easy.
Fear of death.
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What is the nature of the fear?
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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10-21-2004, 06:30 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think that you really want a 15 inch cock. I think it might be more of a disqualifier than you would think. Stick with the 8-10 inch range if you go on a wishing spree.
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2. There are some mountains not worth climbing.
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10-21-2004, 06:31 PM
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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
What is the nature of the fear?
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That its over - that there won't be a tomorrow. That all you've got is gone.
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10-21-2004, 06:31 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well shit. That one's easy.
Fear of death.
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And when you're 48 and checking into the emergency room in the middle of your first heart attack, remember I told you this today:
When the admitting nurse asks for your religion you'll say "none"
then you'll pause, and then say "ummm, put down Catholic."
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10-21-2004, 06:31 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Shhh.
Next they'll start messing with HBO.
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They're already going after adult pay-per-view and hotel porn. I forgot to mention that one to Club.
The day that I can't watch "Fetish Diva VII" on Spectra-vision at the Hyatt while out of town for a hearing is the day I know that the bastards have finally won. |
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10-21-2004, 06:33 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
They're already going after adult pay-per-view and hotel porn. I forgot to mention that one to Club.
The day that I can't watch "Fetish Diva VII" on Spectra-vision at the Hyatt while out of town for a hearing is the day I know that the bastards have finally won.
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what are you talking about? seriously, that would really sway some core Bush votes if true.
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10-21-2004, 06:33 PM
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That its over - that there won't be a tomorrow. That all you've got is gone.
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I was expecting a rant on semantics and the games of philosophers. Your effort here was very disappointing.
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10-21-2004, 06:33 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think that you really want a 15 inch cock. I think it might be more of a disqualifier than you would think. Stick with the 8-10 inch range if you go on a wishing spree.
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Yeh, but 8-10 inches won't get you Bentley level pay.
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10-21-2004, 06:36 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what are you talking about? seriously, that would really sway some core Bush votes if true.
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You are aware that John Ashcroft is the Attorney General, right? Order a copy of this tape.
ETA Spree: not porn, about porn
ETA2: Go look up Ashcroft v. ACLU, and it looks like you don't have to order anything. You can watch the Frontline special on Quicktime.
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