imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ummm, I think you've been IMing with 14 Hank socks, 24 Penske socks, and NFH (who, we all know, is a dude). Ttey're freaky, sure, but maybe not quite the way you thought.

Antwat, and all that.

Well, that certainly explains the misspellings and the heavy attention to gardening implements.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No doubt. I see several girls on the street every day who I'd rather screw than Paris. She looked like a terrible lay in that 2-minute night vision video I saw.

The end of the full-length video changes away from the night vision thing to a normally lit video, and she gives what looks like a pretty good blowjob. I've rubbed one out to it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well, that certainly explains the misspellings and the heavy attention to gardening implements.

You forgot cars, stereos, football and Hillary.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were updating your resume, and you were the grand dame administrator for an internet chatting board for lawyers, would you include that on the resume?

Assume that you're not likely to work in a large firm but you are likely to work with other lawyers.

Hypothetically speaking, of course...

I think that depends entirely on the nature of the job for which you're (hypothetically) applying.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think that depends entirely on the nature of the job for which you're (hypothetically) applying.

What employer would appreciate:

2003-Present Lawtalkers.com Administrator

While employed on a full-time basis by CurrentJob, LLP spent working time and my work computer to assist me in administering an internet board used by unhappy lawyers to post about dildos, bad plastic surgery, and politics.

I can see no upside to including the information.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by lookingformarket


I can see no upside to including the information.

You're forgetting about the incredible profitability of her venture--that's got to count for something.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by spookyfish
You were on Remote Control? Cool.*


* Don't feel too badly, nobody ever got all the videos right, anyway.

I was on Studs. I will now go hang my head in shame.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, what's YOUR superpower?

(wading in poison ivy and giving you the finger)

I've got a Bruce Wayne/Batman thing going on....

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Dick! Her name is bnb!

What the fuck does this mean?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by LessinSF
The end of the full-length video changes away from the night vision thing to a normally lit video, and she gives what looks like a pretty good blowjob. I've rubbed one out to it.

I'm not sure this is a good indicator of whether or not Paris is sexy. I've seen you "searching for change" in your pockets when the bar tv was showing women's softball.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
2. When you get to the green room, if you get that far, you will find yourself surrounded by people who have done buzzer practice for years. And if you are a little dude, like i suspect you are, your small hands will be a liability. When I was on a nationally known trivia game show, my tiny hands kept me from timing the buzzer correctly. I finally got my sealegs toawrds the end of the first round but sadly it was too late. I did win a lovely parting gift.

Thanks; I'm actually a "big dude," (6'4", 220 . . . . ok 230 (damn couvade)) and though I haven't done a whole lot of buzzer practice, I've been working with my hands extensively since the onset of puberty. I'll start buzzer-practicing as I play along at home. Last night watching the Tournament of Champions I got about 50-60% of the questions right, which is not near good enough, I know.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Thanks; I'm actually a "big dude," (6'4", 220 . . . . ok 230 (damn couvade)) and though I haven't done a whole lot of buzzer practice, I've been working with my hands extensively since the onset of puberty. I'll start buzzer-practicing as I play along at home. Last night watching the Tournament of Champions I got about 50-60% of the questions right, which is not near good enough, I know.

Have you tried this?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was on Studs. I will now go hang my head in shame.

As well you should.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What the fuck does this mean?

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...235#post155235

No thanks necessary.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've got a Bruce Wayne/Batman thing going on....

Eh? You have an elderly manservant named Alfred and a teenaged boy "ward" living in the McMansion with you?

(but I bet you look smashing in the black leather mask)