Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
People would fall over themselves to spend a few minutes with Pauly Shore.

And they say NotBob is living in the past.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And they say NotBob is living in the past.

TM

Do you have his number? I loved "Son in Law".

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Renee is a perfect example of the randomness of celebrity. If you were a beautiful, talented actress who couldn't get a career-making role, wouldn't it just fucking kill you to see her get cast in movie after movie and win awards for it? At least Julia Roberts has (or had) something that can only be nauseatingly described as a "star quality" or "screen presence."

It just fucking kills me now and I'm not even a beautiful, talented actress.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Don't be intentionally stupid. I do not know Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes. Neither do you. If they like each other, all of the things I mentioned are on top of whatever personal chemistry they are supposed to have.

2. Even if they don't have personal chemistry, people are stupid and neither one of them gets an exemption because they are rich, famous or powerful. Therefore, it shouldn't be news that Katie Holmes could be in love with the idea of being with Tom Cruise. That is a level of "star struck" beyond the initial, "Hey, that's Tom Cruise!" level you seem to be recognizing.

3. You can see someone dating for their own gain? I bet that never happens with people who aren't stars.

TM

1. All I said is that I, personally, do not like/respect Katie, the persona or whatever, as much because she is dating Tom Cruise. I don't think I was the one who even said it is just a big publicity stunt.

2. When I find out that a person is stupider than I thought they were, I generally like/respect them a little less. So you are once again backing up my damn theory.

3. I don't particularly like people who date for their own (professional/monetary/status) gain. Whether they are famous or not. Why are you fighting me on this.

4. I give up on this refuckulous non-argument, but mostly only because I have to be out of the office for a couple hours.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
3. You can see someone dating for their own gain? I bet that never happens with people who aren't stars.

TM

Please don't get the Penske socks started on Hillary again.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
CD Changer contents

Still using a cd changer? How quaint.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
1. All I said is that I, personally, do not like/respect Katie, the persona or whatever, as much because she is dating Tom Cruise. I don't think I was the one who even said it is just a big publicity stunt.

2. When I find out that a person is stupider than I thought they were, I generally like/respect them a little less. So you are once again backing up my damn theory.

3. I don't particularly like people who date for their own (professional/monetary/status) gain. Whether they are famous or not. Why are you fighting me on this.

4. I give up on this refuckulous non-argument, but mostly only because I have to be out of the office for a couple hours.

Say hello to Tom Cruise for me!

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you have his number? I loved "Son in Law".

Sue Piggily Wiggily. He'll call you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sue Piggily Wiggily. He'll call you.

Did you star in "In the Army Now"? I didn't think so.

[Sparklehorse]

Since there is a minor subplot of music, can I alter it slightly? Over the weekend, I watched and enjoyed Ghost World and Donnie Darko, both per recommendations from the board. Any more recommendations?

As for music, I've been listening to the new Garbage and Martha Wainwright quite a bit, particularly the Martha Wainwright. Wilco's YHF and GIB just came back into heavy rotation. This is somehow connected to the arrival of warm weather and outdoor exercise opportunities (at last!).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(aka Top Gun But With Cars; Top Gun But With Pool; Top Gun But With Cocktails)

You forgot Top Gun But With Irish Immigrants Trying to Make it in America. The homosexual undertones b/w Tom and Nicole are SO obvious in that one.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Not Bob
One of the many unique things about Scientology is their hatred of psychiatrists and the use of drugs for treatment of mental illnesses. He's just being a good practitioner of his faith.

I say I am a scientologist when the school asks why pony jr. isn't on meds.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You forgot Top Gun But With Irish Immigrants Trying to Make it in America. The homosexual undertones b/w Tom and Nicole are SO obvious in that one.

So are the fag undertones in the fact that you apparently saw it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It just fucking kills me now and I'm not even a beautiful, talented actress.

TM

But you have a great spirit.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Since there is a minor subplot of music, can I alter it slightly? Over the weekend, I watched and enjoyed Ghost World and Donnie Darko, both per recommendations from the board. Any more recommendations?

Sounds like you'd like Pi, if you haven't seen it.

And Bubba-Hotep. (I've recommended it before, but I'll do it again.)