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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Back bacon is canadian bacon, which is not really bacon at all. Back bacon is cured and smoked tenderloin. What you probably had was pork belly braised or <shudder> cooked sous vide, which is a method of cooking something akin to putting it in a seal-a-meal plastic bag and cooking it for hours at just below the boiling point. If the pork had a sauce flavor that permeated the meat and fat, it was more likely braised.

... Thus removing any doubt your ample bosom is a genetic or glandular condition.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I do not know what is wrong with ppnyc -- I will leave that to you to speculate.

I'm guessing she finally uncovered the horror that is mirrors?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Still, I was not a big fan of the fat.

For Christsakes. She said she fit into an Anne Taylor size 10 now. It's like you won't let it go.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It involved someone being invited for "coffee" in much the same way another poster once took a "deposition." Obviously, Thurgreed's ridiculously high standards also kept the coffee drinker out the bathroom at the Port Authority Terminal, much as ppnyc suffered the same fate.

Translation?

Thanks, Hank.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What did she look like? Scale from 1 to 10.

Nope. She ain't here and didn't ask for it. So, even if she were a 10, I wouldn't say.

TM

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't you ever cry after making love?

depends on how old the pepper spray is

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Why do people post this? I think the only person who actually does it is Fringey. I read posts in order. I learned from Wonk.

2. And if I'm already not stp-ing (ha), I'm not going to read this until after the fact anyway, so it's pointless.

3. Three different people posted about how they're crying or on the verge of tears. That's weird. It sucks that RP has to suffer through today, but the joke wasn't about her specifically. It was about three of our regular posters being all fragile (except for maybe gwnc, who I think just wants to sucker punch someone).

4. If you post it, it can be joked about. If you didn't want it joked about, you would have (i) explained why and then hoped for the best or (ii) not posted it at all.

5. I don't have a 5, but 5 bullet points looks better than 4.

TM

1. Three bullet points look better than five, and since your first two points are related and points three through five are not, you should have combined one and two.

(b). I don't think you had any bullet points, as you numbered them instead of setting them out with bullets.

III. The little jokey joke of numbering your points with something like (1, (b), III) as opposed to (1, 2, 3) is incredibly stale. Let us all band together and promise to stop using this cutesy little device. Do it for the Newbers.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Beelzebubba
So you're sitting at your desk after a big lunch and you feel the need to fart. Do you: (a) go down the long hall to the restroom stall pull your pants down and/or lift your skirt only to fart, i.e., waste of time; (b) eaze one out with the door open hoping that no one will come visit you prior to the smell abating (kind of like having sex in public, i.e., the thrill factor); (c) get up, close the door, sit back down, and eaze one out hoping that no one will come visit you prior to the smell abating; (d) let it rip and not give a damn; or (e) other? Discuss.

how old are you? wonk and I can do (d). Coltrane must do (a). the others are spread between.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
... Thus removing any doubt your ample bosom is a genetic or glandular condition.

You know how it excites me when you talk love talk.


"Ample bosom" indeed. Faggot.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For Christsakes. She said she fit into an Anne Taylor size 10 now. It's like you won't let it go.

TM

Size 8. And for once, TM I am with you on the posters that are fragile thing. buck up, little camperoos. And, Ann Taylor. no e.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. She ain't here and didn't ask for it. So, even if she were a 10, I wouldn't say.

TM

Good. Just checking.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Why do people post this? I think the only person who actually does it is Fringey. I read posts in order. I learned from Wonk.

2. And if I'm already not stp-ing (ha), I'm not going to read this until after the fact anyway, so it's pointless.

3. Three different people posted about how they're crying or on the verge of tears. That's weird. It sucks that RP has to suffer through today, but the joke wasn't about her specifically. It was about three of our regular posters being all fragile (except for maybe gwnc, who I think just wants to sucker punch someone).

4. If you post it, it can be joked about. If you didn't want it joked about, you would have (i) explained why and then hoped for the best or (ii) not posted it at all.

5. I don't have a 5, but 5 bullet points looks better than 4.

TM

For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You know how it excites me when you talk love talk.


"Ample bosom" indeed. Faggot.

Tits seemed so coarse... And I'd just finished crying about the demise of the trendiness of numbered paragraphs here.

I'll use Rubenesque from now on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.

I have been known to cry when mad and frustrated. FWIW. Not that this pertains to you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.

They are so graceful. Watching them picks me up, too.* Hang in there, kitty.

*I even like the ones in the middle of the pack.