Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Not Bob's Id
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. From http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=77:374

• Progressive rock and art rock are two almost interchangeable terms describing a mostly British attempt to elevate rock music to new levels of artistic credibility.

Irregardless (heh!), listening to it won't get you laid. Except for the occasional King Crimson disc.

Apropos of this, I originally read that phrase as "a mostly British attempt to elevate rock music to new levels of artistic celibacy."

Originally posted by Not Bob's Id
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. From http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=77:374

• Progressive rock and art rock are two almost interchangeable terms describing a mostly British attempt to elevate rock music to new levels of artistic credibility.

Irregardless (heh!), listening to it won't get you laid. Except for the occasional King Crimson disc.

As opposed to this sock which seems to have drifted away from its original purpose (which was never well executed but I digress). You are the classic case of shitty-sock-of-shittier-primary-who-cant-get-a-laugh-as-a-oprimary-but -is-too-lazy-to-logout.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
For me, it would be "May I Have This Dance" by Anne Murray. I think Iwill have it be the first song my husband and I dance to after the ceremoney.

How terribly original.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You're kind of sexy when you rant. Oh wait.


ETA: Thanks to all who have cursed my name. Be warned, I have more songs to share if you're not careful bitches.

Whiff.

Originally posted by spookyfish
How terribly original.

Oh dear, I didn't realize you hung out with the Anne Murray wedding song set. Sorry, no offense.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff.

What does this mean?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Who couldn't love the thunder in "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?

I sure did. But the Nicki French redo of it rocks. It's got a beat. I can dance to it. I'd give it a 9.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This sock rocks! Give a twirl!

You're ranked behind mmmmmmmm. Reconsider.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have a poll!!!!!

Name a song that is totally not you that you love.

Rhinestone Cowboy. Followed by Muskrat Love.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
As opposed to this sock which seems to have drifted away from its original purpose (which was never well executed but I digress). You are the classic case of shitty-sock-of-shittier-primary-who-cant-get-a-laugh-as-a-oprimary-but -is-too-lazy-to-logout.

You tell him, sister!

Actually, paigow, I assumed that everyone knew that that sock was me. You and gwnc informed me that I was wrong.

My original purpose? I was bored. I liked the picture, and since my FB persona is id-less, I figured that the sock would be amusing. Guess not.

Originally posted by Not Bob
You tell him, sister!

Actually, paigow, I assumed that everyone knew that that sock was me. You and gwnc informed me that I was wrong.

My original purpose? I was bored. I liked the picture, and since my FB persona is id-less, I figured that the sock would be amusing. Guess not.

Oh jesus, notbob. I am really sorry. I feel terrible. Sort of like I pushed an old lady over and she broke her hip.

Originally posted by spookyfish Bonnie Tyler.

Any idea what she has in common with Meatloaf?

Meatlof's longtime songwriting partner, Jim Steinman, wrote both of Bonnie Tyler's cheesy hits, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Holding Out for a Hero." (He had nothing to do with her only other hit, "It's a Heartache," which explains why it isn't nearly as objectionable.)

Steinman is responsible for the bulk of the windily-titled, overly-arranged mini-epics like "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" and "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" on "Bat Out of Hell," along with numerous other musical atrocities. When in doubt as to whether Jim Steniman wrote a given song, try this checklist:

1. Are there more than 4 words in the title?
2. Is it more than 5 minutes long?
3. Does it have a string section and a choir of female voices in the accompaniment?
4. Does it have both a bombastic chorus and a quiet bit where the signer is backed only by a delicate piano line?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You tell him, sister!

Actually, paigow, I assumed that everyone knew that that sock was me. You and gwnc informed me that I was wrong.

My original purpose? I was bored. I liked the picture, and since my FB persona is id-less, I figured that the sock would be amusing. Guess not.

Dude, and I'm only saying this as a friend, just get a sports car/cigarette boat/young mistress like everybody else. The big 45 is no big deal.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Meatlof's longtime songwriting partner, Jim Steinman, wrote both of Bonnie Tyler's cheesy hits, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Holding Out for a Hero." (He had nothing to do with her only other hit, "It's a Heartache," which explains why it isn't nearly as objectionable.)

Steinman is responsible for the bulk of the windily-titled, overly-arranged mini-epics like "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" and "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" on "Bat Out of Hell," along with numerous other musical atrocities. When in doubt as to whether Jim Steniman wrote a given song, try this checklist:

1. Are there more than 4 words in the title?
2. Is it more than 5 minutes long?
3. Does it have a string section and a choir of female voices in the accompaniment?
4. Does it have both a bombastic chorus and a quiet bit where the signer is backed only by a delicate piano line?

Well put. There is a special place in hell for Jim Steinman.

Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Meatlof's longtime songwriting partner, Jim Steinman, wrote both of Bonnie Tyler's cheesy hits, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Holding Out for a Hero." (He had nothing to do with her only other hit, "It's a Heartache," which explains why it isn't nearly as objectionable.)

Steinman is responsible for the bulk of the windily-titled, overly-arranged mini-epics like "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" and "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" on "Bat Out of Hell," along with numerous other musical atrocities. When in doubt as to whether Jim Steniman wrote a given song, try this checklist:

1. Are there more than 4 words in the title?
2. Is it more than 5 minutes long?
3. Does it have a string section and a choir of female voices in the accompaniment?
4. Does it have both a bombastic chorus and a quiet bit where the signer is backed only by a delicate piano line?

Wasnt Jim Steinman a part of one of the seventies' finest offernigs, Bad Company?

Shooting Star is a classic.