Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 296

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-01-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
for bringing up the pro se thing.

Not a bad story. Better than you posting about how you're hungry.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-01-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
On the actual fashion post tip, I ignored all the advice I heard from anyone I bothered to ask and bought myself a nice white guayabera shirt. Depending on who you ask, I am now either a pretentious hipster (Hi Flower!) or an old man hanging around outside the OTB. Either way, it has been my most satisfactory summer clothing purchase this year. Highly recommended for sticky NYC summer weather.

BINGO!

Replaced_Texan · 07-01-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
On the actual fashion post tip, I ignored all the advice I heard from anyone I bothered to ask and bought myself a nice white guayabera shirt. Depending on who you ask, I am now either a pretentious hipster (Hi Flower!) or an old man hanging around outside the OTB. Either way, it has been my most satisfactory summer clothing purchase this year. Highly recommended for sticky NYC summer weather.

That article confirmed that I'm hopeless when it comes to putting fashion over comfort. I had no idea that there was a problem with men wearing sandals until I read it. Clearly the author doesn't live in the tropics. I do.

Hank Chinaski · 07-01-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I'm sort of like that. Only.not.a.partner.

Sad. Now maybe you can understand what happened to me.

If your secretary ever slaps you, with her hands it would really hurt. so be selectively assholey.

dtb · 07-01-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
When will NYT give up this "must be registered to see content." I'm not giving them any data. Screw you. To the rest of y'all, please copy and paste NYT stories here. (Especially ones that quote my brother about his weight loss camps! Or Nic Harcourt)

Just use this . It allows you to use a "public" login for free sites without registering. It rocks.

Hank Chinaski · 07-01-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
On the actual fashion post tip, I ignored all the advice I heard from anyone I bothered to ask and bought myself a nice white guayabera shirt. Depending on who you ask, I am now either a pretentious hipster (Hi Flower!) or an old man hanging around outside the OTB. Either way, it has been my most satisfactory summer clothing purchase this year. Highly recommended for sticky NYC summer weather.

Do you prefer the taste of cock with or without cheescake on it?

robustpuppy · 07-01-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That article confirmed that I'm hopeless when it comes to putting fashion over comfort. I had no idea that there was a problem with men wearing sandals until I read it. Clearly the author doesn't live in the tropics. I do.

The only reason men shouldn't wear some type of attractive sandal in a casual setting is that oftentimes, their feet are nasty. I hate to be in line at the bagel shop and catch a look at nasty man feet. But I also hate to see nasty woman feet. The difference is that most women take better care of their feet so there isnt' an outcry that women shouldn't expose their feet.

Every time I go get a pedicure the ladies ask if my fertility god wants one, too. So far I have not been able to persuade him, even after pointing out that many times even a blatant attempt to make a sale can be reasonably interpreted as a tactful hint regarding one's grooming . He prefers to wait for me in the bar next door where he DRINKS BEER AND WATCHES SPORTS, GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT.

Penske_Account · 07-01-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If your secretary ever slaps you, with her hands it would really hurt. so be selectively assholey.

FWIW, it has been confirmed that my former secretary, who had the manhands, does not have a dick (hi Slave!)

Hank Chinaski · 07-01-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only reason men shouldn't wear some type of attractive sandal in a casual setting is that oftentimes, their feet are nasty. I hate to be in line at the bagel shop and catch a look at nasty man feet. But I also hate to see nasty woman feet. The difference is that most women take better care of their feet so there isnt' an outcry that women shouldn't expose their feet.

Every time I go get a pedicure the ladies ask if my fertility god wants one, too. So far I have not been able to persuade him, even after pointing out that many times even a blatant attempt to make a sale can be reasonably interpreted as a tactful hint regarding one's grooming . He prefers to wait for me in the bar next door where he DRINKS BEER AND WATCHES SPORTS, GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT.

He goes with you when you go to get a pedicure, or are you saying when its spur of the moment? This is a really important question.

robustpuppy · 07-01-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He goes with you when you go to get a pedicure, or are you saying when its spur of the moment? This is a really important question.

Every time I get a spur-of-the-moment pedicure in the nail place that is near the bar that is in the neighborhood where we frequently eat lunch, shop, and otherwise loll about, and he walks in with me so that he can give me a passionate kiss, complete with ass-grabbing and lustful looks, before putting the $30 I need for the pedi between my breasts and saying "see you in 45 minutes or so?" and going on his way, the ladies -- who gaze admiringly at my love god's abdomen before turning with a look of slight disapproval to his feet -- ask if he will be getting a pedicure, too.

Penske_Account · 07-01-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only reason men shouldn't wear some type of attractive sandal in a casual setting is that oftentimes, their feet are nasty. I hate to be in line at the bagel shop and catch a look at nasty man feet. But I also hate to see nasty woman feet. The difference is that most women take better care of their feet so there isnt' an outcry that women shouldn't expose their feet.

Every time I go get a pedicure the ladies ask if my fertility god wants one, too. So far I have not been able to persuade him, even after pointing out that many times even a blatant attempt to make a sale can be reasonably interpreted as a tactful hint regarding one's grooming . He prefers to wait for me in the bar next door where he DRINKS BEER AND WATCHES SPORTS, GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT.

Damn, I get more pedis than my current life mate.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-01-2005, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only reason men shouldn't wear some type of attractive sandal in a casual setting is that oftentimes, their feet are nasty. I hate to be in line at the bagel shop and catch a look at nasty man feet. But I also hate to see nasty woman feet. The difference is that most women take better care of their feet so there isnt' an outcry that women shouldn't expose their feet.

Every time I go get a pedicure the ladies ask if my fertility god wants one, too. So far I have not been able to persuade him, even after pointing out that many times even a blatant attempt to make a sale can be reasonably interpreted as a tactful hint regarding one's grooming . He prefers to wait for me in the bar next door where he DRINKS BEER AND WATCHES SPORTS, GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT.

I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...

robustpuppy · 07-01-2005, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Damn, I get more pedis than my current life mate.

We already knew that.

Shape Shifter · 07-01-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...

Just make sure she doesn't see your feet or your hideously ugly penis.

robustpuppy · 07-01-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...

Ugly is okay; nasty isn't. Are your toenails all fucked up? Like, too short, or too long, or ingrown, as if nobody had ever taught you how to cut them properly? Are your heels and the edges of your big and little toes all dry and cracked and discolored? If so, get yourself one of those combination foot brush/pumice things and take 60 extra seconds in the shower to scrub your feet with soap and run the pumice over them afterward.

And then take another 15 seconds and wipe that come off your pants.