Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Arkansas lawyer convicted of sending poisonous snake in mail as a threat to a neighbor...

anyone read "Handcarved Coffins"? This is myworst fear.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Since I am entering my Ho Phase now, I will take notes and let you know when it is over. Realistically, I can't see myself getting seriously involved with someone anytime soon. The freedom is taking some getting use to, but I am enjoying it.

I know a number of male posters are now busy scheduling trips to Boston. I just want to note, after you're done over at Anne's, feel free to stop by for a drink or something.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not that he's an expert in any field, but Ashton Kucher says there's no way you should take a WHOLE PILL. That would be too much.

I'm not getting the reference. please post a story from MSN or E! or whatever for background.

anyway, the real reason I was posting was to suggest that if you were feeling sorta public-spirited ever, you could gently guide newbies thru their first postings. while you maybe aren't everyone's favorite poster, you did weather the whole "grandma pegs grandpa and he loooooves it" thing pretty well (FINALLY) and stuff. Though I am disturbed that you and Hank are related. the picture of you with the wings and stuff is way more atractive than his avatar. maybe you had an extreme makeover?

[NotFromHere]

Not to be confused with gentlemen's relish.

Jackson routinely drank
wine out of soda can
Report says singer referred
to white wine as 'Jesus juice'
Michael Jackson may have served kids something a whole lot stronger than soda. According to an article in the March issue of Vanity Fair, the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” routinely drinks wine out of soda cans so no one knows he’s drinking.

The magazine also reported that Jackson, who is charged with child molestation, refers to white wine as “Jesus juice” and red wine as “Jesus blood.”
Jackson’s accuser claims Jackson gave him wine in Coke cans on a flight from Florida in February 2003, with his unsuspecting mom right there, the magazine said.
juice, relish, what's the dif?


Michael's still mad at Pepsi I guess.
Blasphemy I tell you. Help me out here Sidd, jesus blood - the good stuff anyway should only be drunk(drank, drinken?) out of crystal Reidel glasses. Coke cans indeed.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I know a number of male posters are now busy scheduling trips to Boston. I just want to note, after you're done over at Anne's, feel free to stop by for a drink or something.

I'm booking a flight to Boston right now.

I really am.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm booking a flight to Boston right now.

I really am.

Are you going to hang it on your wall?*


*Damn Levitrin commercial.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Shelly Long gets only a partial hammer on that one, because she did have a movie gig lined up when she left Cheers, but financially I'm sure she'd have been better off staying on the show. I'm sure there are others though; were the PD-babe on Night Court slot changes voluntary or forced by the producers? Anyone have other examples?

David Caruso from NYPD Blue. He saw the error of his ways, though, and got back into his TV typecast.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm booking a flight to Boston right now.

I really am.

You and sequels have an open relationship and you like to fuck whore-y spinsters? I'm booking a flight to Chicago as soon as it's not so cold. I really am.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
David Caruso from NYPD Blue. He saw the error of his ways, though, and got back into his TV typecast.

Didn't Chrissy from Three's Company originate this? Or was that a "you all will fail without me and are fools not to meet my outrageous salary demands" variation?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm booking a flight to Boston right now.

I really am.

Watch your ducks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hobag-Phase Story

You really missed out. My story begins with me skipping class (law school), getting stoned with a buddy and going to see a matinee movie. After, we stopped at a local public house where a lovely 37 yr old coug from SF "introduced" herself to me. Needless to say, I was not in control of the marathon that ensued. Not that I wanted to be. Regardless, had I wanted to be, it still wouldn't have been so. This was pent-up ho-bag phase you're-gonna-be-my-little-boy-toy-bitch tonight stuff.

Good times

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Are you going to hang it on your wall?*


*Damn Levitrin commercial.

The word "marathon" is involved. Unfortunately, it is not followed by the word "sex".

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You really missed out. My story begins with me skipping class (law school), getting stoned with a buddy and going to see a matinee movie. After, we stopped at a local public house where a lovely 37 yr old coug from SF "introduced" herself to me. Needless to say, I was not in control of the marathon that ensued. Not that I wanted to be. Regardless, had I wanted to be, it still wouldn't have been so. This was pent-up ho-bag phase you're-gonna-be-my-little-boy-toy-bitch tonight stuff.

Good times

there is no "tonight" about that phase. When most of the eggs are gone, the ovaries generate a signal that causes the neuron synapses to increase seratonin production which induces the feeling of warm waves that initially result in a coug wanting to get it on (bc she is in heat, hence the term coug bc its a cat, like she is a cat in heat). unfortuntaley. after the last egg passes down the road to nowhere, the feeling of heat starts to peter out becoming the occasinoal flash. which of course are hot flashes which I am sure your mother has complained about at tsome point.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm not getting the reference. please post a story from MSN or E! or whatever for background.

anyway, the real reason I was posting was to suggest that if you were feeling sorta public-spirited ever, you could gently guide newbies thru their first postings. while you maybe aren't everyone's favorite poster, you did weather the whole "grandma pegs grandpa and he loooooves it" thing pretty well (FINALLY) and stuff. Though I am disturbed that you and Hank are related. the picture of you with the wings and stuff is way more atractive than his avatar. maybe you had an extreme makeover?

Ashton was on Leno the other night and said that a friend had "allegedly" send him some Viagra. Friend had sent him 3 blue pills. Then went on to tell the story of why and the effects of said drug on his "performance."
That's when he said "NO WAY you should take a whole one." And that he was saving one for a "special occasion."

As for the public-service, I know. I'm on it. I will do my best. I have learned from experience and will pass my knowledge on, for the betterment of the board.

And thank you for noticing, my extreme makeover has transformed me from a hot white baseball player into a hot (at times) black basketball player.
Spring training starts soon so get prepared for more half-naked baseball players.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Needless to say, I was not in control of the marathon that ensued.

Tell us about the bloody nipples again.