Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Only if you are not dramatic enough for Ride of the Valkyries.

("Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit . . . .")

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hmmm. I have no idea whether she understands how a mortgage works, and perhaps the word "rent" should not have been used, but she is right that if you had roommates, and they contributed to the costs of housing, you would not be paying as much.

I left out that I was talking about some work I'm having done*, which should have made it clear that it's my place. Then, she asked "Do you own or do you have a mortgage?", since she lives in this really nice condo that her grandmother gave her outright in her will and I don't think that she really understands that most people don't pay 100% of the purchase price when they buy property. She grew up rich and sheltered in Europe, so I'm sure the topics of the upper-middle and middle classes were far too gauche.

But, fair enough. This is my only recent foray into younger thespians with robust sweater puppies, so I have to put up with some misunderstanding of the gears of the economy.

* Not that kind of "work I'm having done."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Are you propositioning me and, if so, are you doing it as a woman or as a gay man (nttawwt)?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I left out that I was talking about some work I'm having done*, which should have made it clear that it's my place. Then, she asked "Do you own or do you have a mortgage?", since she lives in this really nice condo that her grandmother gave her outright in her will and I don't think that she really understands that most people don't pay 100% of the purchase price when they buy property. She grew up rich and sheltered in Europe, so I'm sure the topics of the upper-middle and middle classes were far too gauche.

But, fair enough. This is my only recent foray into younger thespians with robust sweater puppies, so I have to put up with some misunderstanding of the gears of the economy.

* Not that kind of "work I'm having done."

So if I'm younger than you (probably) and have robust sweater puppies (check), if I get into thespian stuff I will automatically have tons of money? Sweeeeet. Now I'm confused why so many aspiring actors work in the food-service industry (food service industry). Why don't they just hang out in their cushy apartments/condos/houses?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I waited for it, but paigow's falling down on the job today. Maybe it was a late night with the blow job camel.

Translation: I can still get the young hotties.

I'll keep you in the loop, pumpkin. My interaction with the gears of her economy has been minimal so far.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I left out that I was talking about some work I'm having done*, which should have made it clear that it's my place. Then, she asked "Do you own or do you have a mortgage?", since she lives in this really nice condo that her grandmother gave her outright in her will and I don't think that she really understands that most people don't pay 100% of the purchase price when they buy property. She grew up rich and sheltered in Europe, so I'm sure the topics of the upper-middle and middle classes were far too gauche.

But, fair enough. This is my only recent foray into younger thespians with robust sweater puppies, so I have to put up with some misunderstanding of the gears of the economy.

* Not that kind of "work I'm having done."

Well, she does have a sort of point. I may be a woman of property, but I know and Bank of America knows that my house belongs to the bank.

Kudos on finding a young, dumb sugar mama, though. Lots of men aspire to such things.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you propositioning me and, if so, are you doing it as a woman or as a gay man (nttawwt)?

Which do you prefer?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ABBA, I think you're giving her a little too much credit. She is 22, for heaven's sake. And an actress. When I was 22, I could barely wrap my little head around the idea that paper money could be exchanged for good and services.

Funny, when I was 22, my little head had problems getting wrapped around ide...uh, nevermind.

I'm with ABBA -- she (the 22 year old actress) got the concept right. Rent, mortgage, whatever. If you have more people paying one bill, that means it costs you less. Seems pretty logical to me.

It's like the opposing lawyer I had in a hearing the other day -- he got all torqued about the fact that I called it a "bond" instead of a "surbordinated debenture." The newly-appointed hot chick judge laughed when I said that that sounded a little too kinky for me, and I knew I had beaten that bow-tie wearing, law review-editing, Harvard-educated tool like a red-headed step-child. Then the hot judge and I had sex on her bench (after I came in chambers, if you know what I mean), followed by a round of Knob Creek at the club (the real club, not the one those pretentious strivers who drive entry-level BMWs and Minis belong to).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Which do you prefer?

dude, I'm hoping it's as a straight man in wings who is curious and wants to experiment a bit.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
It's like the opposing lawyer I had in a hearing the other day -- he got all torqued about the fact that I called it a "bond" instead of a "surbordinated debenture." The newly-appointed hot chick judge laughed when I said that that sounded a little too kinky for me, and I knew I had beaten that bow-tie wearing, law review-editing, Harvard-educated tool like a red-headed step-child. Then the hot judge and I had sex on her bench (after I came in chambers, if you know what I mean), followed by a round of Knob Creek at the club (the real club, not the one those pretentious strivers who drive entry-level BMWs and Minis belong to).

That story just gave Sebastian an erection.

Except for the part about sex with the judge.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ix-nay on the outing-ay, ubbo-tay. Here's a hint: the healthful qualities of olives are somewhat lessened by drowning them in gin and hounding the waitress for more. While I can't disagree with your taste in women, I was so embarrassed for you when you asked her to take a picture with you, you fucking tourist.

84 minutes later, and I'm still waiting to hear whether those were implants. Someone's asleep at the switch, I tell you what.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Iniquity
84 minutes later, and I'm still waiting to hear whether those were implants. Someone's asleep at the switch, I tell you what.

I'm concerned about the right leg. There is something off there.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Iniquity
84 minutes later, and I'm still waiting to hear whether those were implants. Someone's asleep at the switch, I tell you what.

Jabba's look kinda fake.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Jesus - trail mix? How could they eat it silently? Presuming they didn't, how did they avoid being flayed alive by the other Wager-heads?

Str8 wasn't there.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Jabba's look kinda fake.

So do Pizza the Hut's