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LessinSF · 09-19-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Thanks for the link - and look what I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOVDh...elated&search=

Oh, and a very good, funny web page devoted to Jan Smithers, who played Bailey, who was better looking than Anderson - not a brazenly sexual, but prettier. http://www.clothmonkey.com/smithers.htm

robustpuppy · 09-19-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You apparently are oblivious to the brawl gatti and I got into over you. I'm sure we're not the only ones.

I hate to be sexist, but I don't count it as a fight when two men scratch and pull one another's hair.

Pretty Little Flower · 09-19-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have never started a bar fight.

You spend every night in a bar?fly? wow.

I tell you this because I care and for the sake of the Newbers:

I took me years before I realized that I could not take every post on this internet chatting board at face value, but when I did finally realize it, my appreciation of the board increased dramatically. I urge you to make the leap that I did. It's a more confusing world, but one so rich in nuance and irony that you barely even notice how confused you are!

Gattigap · 09-19-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hate to be sexist, but I don't count it as a fight when two men scratch and pull one another's hair.

Your leaving before the Fists of Thunder were unleashed was your choice, and one you'll simply have to live with.

patentparanyc · 09-19-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I tell you this because I care and for the sake of the Newbers:

I took me years before I realized that I could not take every post on this internet chatting board at face value, but when I did finally realize it, my appreciation of the board increased dramatically. I urge you to make the leap that I did. It's a more confusing world, but one so rich in nuance and irony that you barely even notice how confused you are!

I take back my apology you really are a nutbag mean bitch. wallow.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-19-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I take back my apology you really are a nutbag mean bitch. wallow.

PLF is a big meanie!!

notcasesensitive · 09-19-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
pull rank. what year associate is he?

once at Biglaw I get a phone call from some corporate guy:

"Hank I need you to drop everything and jump into this very important business matter where we need someone to look at patents and it needs to happen today."

"It isn't going to happen today because partner X has me on his rush stuff."

"Hank, what year associate are you? I'm 4th year!"

Like his being closer to the slaughterhouse made me afraid of him?

But anyway, say you're vegan and paint it as insensitive to drag you there- it's California for fuck sakes.

Lunch update: The other attorney is junior to me by 3 years and a litigator. She was late to lunch, sent her lunch back, thereby adding another extra 20 minutes on and insuring this kid missed his evidence class, turned the conversation to being all about litigation and how fucking important litigators are (in their own minds), asked for the check without seeing if the guy wanted coffee/dessert (which at that point, I'm sure he didn't), and then didn't even have the courtesy to walk the guy out with me, saying she had to use the restroom, so I had to escort him back (in addition to escorting him there because she was so late). I'm such a fucking doormat. I hate lawyers. Remind me - is she the 10%er or am I?

patentparanyc · 09-19-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
PLF is a big meanie!!

OOps that is what I get for reading too fast.

notcasesensitive · 09-19-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).

I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?

ahi tuna burger - new on the menu. was ok. 2L was a guy and he did not seem to be wearing Ann Taylor.

robustpuppy · 09-19-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lunch update: The other attorney is junior to me by 3 years and a litigator. She was late to lunch, sent her lunch back, thereby adding another extra 20 minutes on and insuring this kid missed his evidence class, turned the conversation to being all about litigation and how fucking important litigators are (in their own minds), asked for the check without seeing if the guy wanted coffee/dessert (which at that point, I'm sure he didn't), and then didn't even have the courtesy to walk the guy out with me, saying she had to use the restroom, so I had to escort him back (in addition to escorting him there because she was so late). I'm such a fucking doormat. I hate lawyers. Remind me - is she the 10%er or am I?

If you go to her office right now and pull her hair I will fedex you a Carvel Ice Cream Cake with chocolate crunchies.

J. Fred Muggs · 09-19-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.

Did you have the braised endolphin or grilled?

robustpuppy · 09-19-2006, 05:58 PM

the someone has mistaken the Pretty Little Flower for pretty little moi? What an honor and a privilege!

I still don't understand, in this individual case, how the identity of speaker changes whether the post is bitchy or not. Is it a gender issue? Or is PLF a dear friend?

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-19-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Did you have the braised endolphin or grilled?

Sigh. It's a quote from a movie. Annette Bening says that she likes sex for the endolphins. Clearly a reference lost on you rubes.

robustpuppy · 09-19-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sigh. It's a quote from a movie. Annette Bening says that she likes sex for the endolphins. Clearly a reference lost on you rubes.

I got the reference, but I thought she said she liked exercise for the endolphins. This changes my whole view of your afternoon.

patentparanyc · 09-19-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ahi tuna burger - new on the menu. was ok. 2L was a guy and he did not seem to be wearing Ann Taylor.

was it Jos A bank?

if he was smoove it would be bloomingdale's men's or nordstrom's men's. if he's not men's wearhouse? we don't like the way you look.