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08-03-2010, 06:20 PM
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Penske 2.0
I don't like pencils, no offence. I am pen person.
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no. the diagnosis was "pin dicked".
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08-03-2010, 06:48 PM
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#4457
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Fugee
I prefer the Mirado Black Warrior.
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They are good for the money (even excellent for the money) but not a Faber Castell. |
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08-03-2010, 10:14 PM
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#4458
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Whiff. It's almost always me.
ETA It occurs to me this is not a genuine according-to-Hoyle whiff, but rather the general missed-the-point-but-didn't-attempt-the-exact-same-joke kind of post that I've often deplored being called a whiff because it dilutes the "whiff" metaphor. My apologies to Cletus.
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I'm fairly certain that, thanks to Hank and his excessive use of the term in a wide variety circumstances, many of which have little or no commonalities, has rendered the term about as useful as tits on a bull.
Consequently, you may feel free to use the term "whiff" in any and all circumstances, as it means everything and nothing at all.
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08-03-2010, 11:03 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
I'm fairly certain that, thanks to Hank and his excessive use of the term in a wide variety circumstances, many of which have little or no commonalities, has rendered the term about as useful as tits on a bull.
Consequently, you may feel free to use the term "whiff" in any and all circumstances, as it means everything and nothing at all.
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whiff
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08-04-2010, 03:36 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
whiff
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Thank you for getting me. I may forgive you for not complimenting me on the board's best Frisky Dingo reference ever. |
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08-04-2010, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
about as useful as tits on a bull.
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It is a gay bull? Because I hear they're fascinated by TITS!
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08-04-2010, 10:05 AM
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
no. the diagnosis was "pin dicked".
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FWIW, the implants took.  |
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08-04-2010, 11:14 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Penske 2.0
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implant s????? NWTF?????? 
take a pix?
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08-04-2010, 07:17 PM
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Re: Pencils
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
implant s????? NWTF??????
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I did. Check my Craiglist's ad. |
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08-23-2010, 12:03 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
" A 6-year-old wielding a light saber can be awfully intimidating to a boy who still sleeps with his teddy. "
NYTimes
Since when are light sabers and teddys incompatible?
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10-29-2010, 01:04 PM
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Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Trick or Treat
So this year I've got a 10-year old Artemis and a 6-year old Dorothy. Of course, it will likely be cold and rainy, so those-with-candy probably won't know what costume lurks beneath the raincoat.
Happy Halloween, y'all.
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10-29-2010, 10:16 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Trick or Treat
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So this year I've got a 10-year old Artemis
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Not sure I would allow that. |
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11-16-2010, 10:37 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: Trick or Treat
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
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How about a ten-year-old Artemas
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11-16-2010, 10:47 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Trick or Treat
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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ty it's nice you've apologized to penske and me, but there are a half dozen others you need to contact now that you've accepted your mistakes. maybe that's a better thing to work on than your "jokes?"
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11-16-2010, 11:01 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
So I have this friend -- let's call him Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo -- who travels some for business, often out of the country. His wife just got offered a terrific job, except that it involves working nights. Any suggestions about how to find someone who will provide childcare for the twelve-hour shifts when Ms. Shabadoo is working and he is out of town?
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