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12-05-2003, 08:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Bad Hair Day
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I wonder if her business goes up after this:
Stylist's Hair Catches Fire at Gas Pump
ALBANY, Ga. - A hair stylist was pumping gas into her car when her hair burst into flames.
Spree: Link to news story about flammable hair.
Look Ma, I'm Michael Jackson!
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Too funny - her husband is a fire marshall.
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12-05-2003, 08:12 PM
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#4472
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
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Bad Hair Day
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Too funny - her husband is a fire marshall.
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And to top it off he's Fire Marshall Bill.
Last edited by AngryMulletMan; 12-05-2003 at 08:15 PM..
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12-05-2003, 08:16 PM
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#4473
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Bad Hair Day
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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
And to top it off he's Fire Marshall Bill.
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No, to top it off he's Fire Marshal Bill Marshall. |
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12-05-2003, 08:24 PM
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#4474
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Good Times, the movie
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The offending photo in my old post has now been deleted and I must rely on others' descriptions of it. I gather that it involved a busty woman, some baby oil, and a dwarf giving the camera the finger...
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Was the dwarf dressed up as an elf (Santa-type), getting head from a blonde with an inflated rack? If so, that photo may have been a still from a 1990s porno flick.
I don't remember the name of the tape, and it wasn't notably good. But it generated a WTF! moment, as the scene was totally unrelated to the rest of the video.
I would google it, but google is useless for finding anything porn related.
Da (Putting the ho ho ho back in the holidays) ve |
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12-05-2003, 08:34 PM
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#4475
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Outfit Your Trailer Home in Style
It would appear that Michael Jackson is planning one weird-ass garage sale
The contract for Jermaine's nose job ... $150 on eBay
Janet's marriage license ... $500 on eBay
Raising a few bucks to delay the inevitable gigantic Chapter 7 filing .... priceless |
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12-05-2003, 08:38 PM
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#4476
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
Posts: 298
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Bad Hair Day
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, to top it off he's Fire Marshal Bill Marshall.
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If you're going to be such a timmy, you ought to at least get it right. He's a lootenant. |
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12-05-2003, 08:45 PM
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#4477
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-05-2003, 08:46 PM
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#4478
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Drunken Sex Poll
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Originally posted by tax_hottie
Catchy subject line, eh? Have you ever been so drunk that you don't remember that you had sex with someone? I ask because I was in bed and heard a couple of my friends having sex on the living room couch. It was unmistakably the sounds of two people fucking. When I confronted them, they completely denied it happened. Of course, the more likely story is that they made a pact to deny it, but I'm just wondering what the chances are that either or both of them might not remember. So if this has happened to you, I'd love to hear about it!
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Hey, TH.
Never happened to me (as the sex-haver) but I had a similar experience, when one of my roommates in college similarly denied banging a member of a studygroup.
BHB
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12-05-2003, 08:53 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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thank God for bulletin boards
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bull. Shit. Bullshit.
It was either the Yankees or Boston. If the Yankees had given AZ Soriano and Johnson, he would be in New York no matter how many boston boards he read.
As for fan influence, I could probably name about 100 college athletes, but their influence comes in the form of Benjamins, baby.
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TM, you are smart and capable, and I love you like a brother, pun intended, but what the hell are you talking about? Of course you're right. So where's the bullshit? Schilling didn't have the option of going to NY. Once Colangelo refused the Yankees' offer, his choice was (a) negotiate an extension with Boston, or (b) stay in Arizona. Initially, Boston was not a team he wanted to be traded to -- his list was Philadelphia and the Yankees. What he was explaining is why he changed his mind and decided to do a deal with the Red Sox.
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12-05-2003, 09:15 PM
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
Posts: 298
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
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Flinty, you're my kind of monkey. Oh, how good you'd look on a pile of cash....
Time for drinkies! |
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12-05-2003, 09:25 PM
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#4481
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Who's your rice daddy?
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 33
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Drunken Sex Poll
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Hey, TH.
Never happened to me (as the sex-haver) but I had a similar experience, when one of my roommates in college similarly denied banging a member of a studygroup.
BHB
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What kills me even more though is that my date, who was in bed with me, actually saw it with his own eyes. And yet they continue to deny. He peeked his head out the door a couple times to see the action and described their various positions. I tried to get a view too, but was too chickenshit to venture further out. Coupla peeping Toms we are. |
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12-05-2003, 09:30 PM
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#4482
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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gush
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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Flinty, you're my kind of monkey. Oh, how good you'd look on a pile of cash....
Time for drinkies!
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That's so funny, because I totally think I would look even better on a pile of cash. I'm talking from a 4 to a 7 in a heartbeat.
First round's on me, and then we can alternate until it's time for a monkey nap.
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12-05-2003, 09:32 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Avatars and other useless crap
I deleted my cookies and the next time I logged on, I viewed the board without all my personal settings. Usually I turn off the avatars, signatures, and images, which admittedly, sometimes makes the convo hard to follow especially when you factor in the number of people on my ignore list. However, after viewing the board with the aforementioned items displayed, they really don't add much at all to the board in the way of entertainment unless you have the mentality of a 12 year old (although at times they do make it easier to follow the convo).
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12-05-2003, 09:35 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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gush
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's so funny, because I totally think I would look even better on a pile of cash. I'm talking from a 4 to a 7 in a heartbeat.
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A pile of cash only will bump a guy up 2 looks categories. So if you are a 4 (which is probably more like a 3 on my scale), that will bump you to a 6 on your scale. |
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12-05-2003, 09:39 PM
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#4485
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
Posts: 298
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gush
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Originally posted by Not Me
A pile of cash only will bump you up 2 looks categories. So if you are a 4 (which is probably more like a 3 on my scale), that will bump you to a 6 on your scale.
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Depends on how much cash we're talking about. Flinty probably has more cash than you.
Flinty, pm me about that drinkie sometime. I think you're in my general area. |
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