Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He's the actor who played Miles on Murphy Brown, before deciding to leave the show so that he didn't get type-cast. Nobody incurs a greater wrath from Mrs. Str8 than douchebag actors who fail to realize that they're so incredibly lucky to get a regular TV gig (aka a meal ticket for you and, in the case of Ms. Margulies, your children and your children's children for the rest of your freakin' lives) that they decide to leave for stupid-ass reasons like "exploring other acting opportunities."

Shelly Long gets only a partial hammer on that one, because she did have a movie gig lined up when she left Cheers, but financially I'm sure she'd have been better off staying on the show. I'm sure there are others though; were the PD-babe on Night Court slot changes voluntary or forced by the producers? Anyone have other examples?

John Travolta

Idiot.

[fufu]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
John Travolta

Idiot.

Farrah Fawcett

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Yeah, in reliance of your earlier post, I'm going to go to a bar to watch the second and third period of the Leafs/Thrashers game. So I'll be looking for you on TV, though not entirely sure what to look for. Still . . . enjoy the game.

Let's see...2nd period they (the Leafs) will be shooting in the general vicinity of my seats..3rd period, my boys (the Thrashers) will be on a mean scoring streak in my end (oh HA HA, jokesters).

In your honor, I will make every attempt to touch nipple to glass (classily, of course) near the end of the game (in case I get thrown out I don't wanna miss too much) so be watching. I will see about creating a "str8, this nip is for you" sign.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your girlfriend was the grudge fuck.

TM

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"She*'s still pre-op

*How do you put the second " in this?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
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"She*'s still pre-op

*How do you put the second " in this?

That's a challenging one. Just an idea:

"She" is still preop.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not that he's an expert in any field, but Ashton Kucher says there's no way you should take a WHOLE PILL. That would be too much.

That guy's like 25, right? What the fuck does he need viagra for?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Band-aids.

Although maybe I should borrow some pasties from Scores.

I will fly to Chicago specifically to root for you running in the marathon if you wear pasties with tassles on them.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's a challenging one. Just an idea:

I like contractions. It important for me to keep my style conversational.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That guy's like 25, right? What the fuck does he need viagra for?

Some people take Viagra even though they don't *need* it. I first heard of this in the gay community, but I think it is pretty widespread now. Both women and men can take it pre-sex for some fun. Just so you know what the hipsters are doing.


ETA: been there, done that.

[Replaced_Texan]

hmmm. . . Special guest may be Madonna. My sister met her last night at the Spin party. I didn't even know she was in town. I don't have details as I think my sister is still walking home from whatever after party she went to last night.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That guy's like 25, right? What the fuck does he need viagra for?

That's exactly what Leno asked, except I don't think he said fuck.
Ashton's response was that "you know even though I have no problems in that 'area' sometimes you want it to just last longer." Then he went on to say how he was concerned about how his next erection would be since there was so much blood flowing to 'that area' that perhaps there might be a residual effect. And that it felt like he was having a heart attack because his heart was pumping so fast.
It must have been OK, since he's saving one for a "special occasion" because if it had sucked he would have just flushed 'em.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although he lucked out and his career got resurrected somehow, I still think Caruso is the all time biggest dumbass in this regard.
TM

There must be something in the water at NYPD blues. Smits, Schroeder, the women who played Diane all left after Caruso shoed it maybe wasn't such a good idea.
Looking like Dennis Franz has this benefit; you know to keep your TV paychecks coming and not dream of movies.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
hmmm. . . Special guest may be Madonna. My sister met her last night at the Spin party. I didn't even know she was in town. I don't have details as I think my sister is still walking home from whatever after party she went to last night.

Would make sense considering Kid Rock and Nelly are performing.

Now we know who'll volunteer when they sing "Somebody's Gotta Feel This!!" and "Take Off All Your Clothes!!"...

She hasn't been a special anything in at least a decade.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And that it felt like he was having a heart attack because his heart was pumping so fast.
It must have been OK, since he's saving one for a "special occasion" because if it had sucked he would have just flushed 'em.

Right, because Ashton Kutcher is not a COLOSSAL MORON.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I will fly to Chicago specifically to root for you running in the marathon if you wear pasties with tassles on them.

Booby tassles!

The real trick is to get them going in opposite directions.