Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Then the hot judge and I had sex on her bench (after I came in chambers, if you know what I mean)

I think so. Premature ejaculation?

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Au contraire. It was one of his finest. And gets better with every viewing. Who can not laugh at "ludicrous speed" or Pizza the Hut, or Dark Helmet, let the Schwartz be with you?

You are a masterpiece. I catch this little glimpse of your banality and wonder at it in awe, in the same way that primitive mankind wondered at the intricacies and perfect mathematics of a Nautilus shell and was utterly assured that there was indeed a powerful Creator behind its artiface.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think so. Premature ejaculation?

Maybe for library-pallored drones like you, Mister I Drove A Mini And I Liked It, but cats like me are always up for a second trip to the old buffet table. Nothing like striding into a hearing while feeling the cool caress of the Hickey on my bottle-knocker-over to get the super unleaded working. And then knowing that my glib, casually charming self is winning an argument with some near-sighted grammarian -- heck, sometimes bagging the betties is just too easy, you know?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Mel Brooks has made exactly three funny movies. That wasn't one of them.

Dude, what kind of weed have you been smoking. Apparently not good weed, because this movie is funny after smoking good weed. But then I have found Crankyankers amusing after a couple of bong hits, so I guess I see your point. I still like the "comb the desert" bit.

Originally posted by Not Bob
cats like me are always up for a second trip to the old buffet table. Nothing like striding into a hearing while feeling the cool caress of the Hickey on my bottle-knocker-over to get the super unleaded working -- heck, sometimes bagging the betties is just too easy, you know?

I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about, but it's revolting.

P.S. Re: "bottle knocker over" & "bagging the betties" -- I want my copy of Cab Calloway's Dictionary Of Hepcat Slang back, like, yesterday, ok?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Maybe for library-pallored drones like you, Mister I Drove A Mini And I Liked It, but cats like me are always up for a second trip to the old buffet table. Nothing like striding into a hearing while feeling the cool caress of the Hickey on my bottle-knocker-over to get the super unleaded working. And then knowing that my glib, casually charming self is winning an argument with some near-sighted grammarian -- heck, sometimes bagging the betties is just too easy, you know?

Apparently, I don't. But I'm not sure what my actual answer should be because your question contains so much of the hep slang all the near-sighted grammarians are using these days.

If only it were in haiku form...

TM

ETA: Curse your fingers of quicksilver, Ironweeeeeeeeeed!

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Apparently, I don't. But I'm not sure what my actual answer should be because your question contains so much of the hep slang all the near-sighted grammarians are using these days.

If only it were in haiku form...

TM

You are so lame, and slow.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dude, what kind of weed have you been smoking. Apparently not good weed, because this movie is funny after smoking good weed. But then I have found Crankyankers amusing after a couple of bong hits, so I guess I see your point. I still like the "comb the desert" bit.

Smoking pot is so 1990's.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Apparently, I don't. But I'm not sure what my actual answer should be because your question contains so much of the hep slang all the near-sighted grammarians are using these days.

If only it were in haiku form...

TM

Sebby Dangerfield
Wants his schtick back now, asshole.
Canary eats cat?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Me
Smoking pot is so 1990's.

Yes.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
Smoking pot is so 1990's.

Um, yeah, maybe if you were a gas station attendant in the 90s. I lived through all of the 90s, and I do not recall any point in that decade when the bleary-eyed, cotton-mouthed, semi-literate, uber-slacker imbecile stumbling around trying to borrow enough change for a Big Grab of Doritos and a Surge seemed like a cool guy.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed

P.S. Re: "bottle knocker over" -- I want my copy of Cab Calloway's Dictionary Of Hepcat Slang back, like, yesterday, ok?

Cab Calloway was in Sebastian's fraternity?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
You are so lame, and slow.

What kind of crappy repetitiveness is this? Of course the lame are slow. Their lower limbs are fucked up. And they know they are slow. No need to rub their possibly un-disfigured faces in it.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I lived through all of the 90s

You call that living? You are such a Junior G-Man.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You are a masterpiece. I catch this little glimpse of your banality and wonder at it in awe, in the same way that primitive mankind wondered at the intricacies and perfect mathematics of a Nautilus shell and was utterly assured that there was indeed a powerful Creator behind its artiface.

The multifaceted nature of my complex personality cannot be deciphered by mere mortals. Shifty's right about this one.