Meh.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


Spooky

They look like they died last week.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What rhymes with heliotropism? It was writing itself after the bath house thing, but now I'm stuck again.

priapism?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by taxwonk
They look like they died last week.

I would still fuck either of them, although for some reason I doubt Jessica is any good in bed.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
They look like they died last week.

I agree that they both don't look good, but I'm with ABBA. Why is this "wow" or "spooky"? Help.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would still fuck either of them, although for some reason I doubt Jessica is any good in bed.

I wouldn't ass-fuck either of them with fringey's dick. But that's the beauty of America; we can differ peacably on who we'd fuck hypothetically. God bless the Bill of Rights.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I wouldn't ass-fuck either of them with fringey's dick. But that's the beauty of America; we can differ peacably on who we'd fuck hypothetically. God bless the Bill of Rights.

I forgot who you WOULD fuck again? Recall that I do not fuck around with married men so I am postive I am not on your list. Who is again?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In a Pirelli Calendar pic.

This photo is in the Pirelli calendar, and you post the one of JLo? What is wrong with you?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot who you WOULD fuck again? Recall that I do not fuck around with married men so I am postive I am not on your list. Who is again?

I bet fucking Wonk is like the scene in Starwars where they're caught in the trash dump room and the walls are moving in:

It smells bad and stuff is squishing, and you just have to ignore that and work to make it all stop before you get crushed to death.

What's Pirelli?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What are we concerned or surprised about here?

Okay, so, again I was not Newber friendly because I did not STP, but, like BnB, I have no idea what is Wow or Spooky about this photo.

You don't find that pic just the slightest bit creepy? I mean look at her eyes. The pose. The 4 pounds of liner. It's all forced and shot up her crotch. It strikes me as creepy and spooky.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You don't find that pic just the slightest bit creepy? I mean look at her eyes. The pose. The 4 pounds of liner. It's all forced and shot up her crotch. It strikes me as creepy and spooky.

I find many celebrities creepy in general.

Although I would lick her creepy and spooky crotch.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
crotch.

This word is not sexy. In my country, we prefer to call this a "fancy place."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot who you WOULD fuck again? Recall that I do not fuck around with married men so I am postive I am not on your list. Who is again?

You're on my list. That's the beauty of hypotheticals. As another example, hypotheticals allow Hank to think he's clever.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This word is not sexy. In my country, we prefer to call this a "fancy place."

Everyone was calling it her "crotch". I was just being consistent.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Everyone was calling it her "crotch". I was just being consistent.

And therein lies the difference. Jessica Simpson has a crotch, but ABBA has a fancy place. And great TITS!!!!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Although I would lick her creepy and spooky crotch.

I find absolutely nothing attractive about Jessica Simpson. Nothing. Although she's probably a reasonably nice person, or would be if her father wasn't a creepy control freak who gives off a vaguely incestuous vibe.