Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Remind me never to have sex with you.

I'll be honest with you. If you ever direct me to do the above, and there comes a time when it appears that you have forgotten and are about to have sex with me, it is possible that I will "forget" to remind you.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What? You lost your fingers in a horrible accident and you are unable to type in www.thesuperficial.com by yourself?* According to her ex-:

*If this is the case, then I'm sorry. Massive blunder on my part.

I think it very insensitive of you to make light of dtb's plight. Sure, I was the originator of the joke, but that was before it became clear that there was a kernal of truth, wrapped in sadness, topped with insecurity in her replies. Now I just feel awful. Would some kind east coaster please teach this lady some skills so she doesn't go into menopause unprepared?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
True.

So - is anyone going to give me a more specific answer about what a "bad lay" is?

lack of movement or apparent interest or creativity or other intangible sights/sounds/smells.....

Contra Dante's opinion from Clerks that such gradiations are meaningless:

• DANTE
  Making a male climax is not all
  that challenging: insert somewhere
  close and preferably moist; thrust;
  repeat.
  
  VERONICA
  How flattering.
  
  
  DANTE
  Now, making a woman cum...therein
  lies a challenge.
  
  VERONICA
  Oh, you think so?
  
  DANTE
  A girl makes a guy cum, it's
  standard. A guy makes a girl cum,
  it's talent.
  
  VERONICA
  And I actually date you?
  
  DANTE
  Something wrong?
  
  VERONICA
  I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan,
  it takes more than that to get a
  guy off. Just "being there"-as you
  put it-is not enough.
  
  DANTE
  I touched a nerve.
  
  VERONICA
  I'm astonished to hear you
  trivialize my role in our sex life.
  
  DANTE
  It wasn't directed at you. I was
  making a broad generalization.
  
  VERONICA
  You were making a generalization
  about "broads!"
  
  DANTE
  These are my opinions based on my
  experiences with the few women who
  were good enough to sleep with me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'll be honest with you. If you ever direct me to do the above, and there comes a time when it appears that you have forgotten and are about to have sex with me, it is possible that I will "forget" to remind you.

You are so honorable.

I'm getting misty.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think it very insensitive of you to make light of dtb's plight. Sure, I was the originator of the joke, but that was before it became clear that there was a kernal of truth, wrapped in sadness, topped with insecurity in her replies. Now I just feel awful. Would some kind east coaster please teach this lady some skills so she doesn't go into menopause unprepared?

East coast is not necessary. I can travel.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Shame on you.

Why? I never fucked him.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Say, does anyone know anything about ice wine?

I knew we've had this discussion before.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...205#post147205

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why? I never fucked him.

He fucked you?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
So - is anyone going to give me a more specific answer about what a "bad lay" is?

If you can't tell what one is, it's probably you.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you can't tell what one is, it's probably you.

TM

I know what one is for a boy, just not for a girl.

Hepful as usual, TM.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
I know what one is for a boy, just not for a girl.

Hepful as usual, TM.

I think that typically the complaints would be something like -- She just lays there, looking at the ceiling; she is totally silent and lacks enthusiasm; etc.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that typically the complaints would be something like -- She just lays there, looking at the ceiling; she is totally silent and lacks enthusiasm; etc.

How odd that some would complain about those lovemaking traits.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that typically the complaints would be something like -- She just lays there, looking at the ceiling; she is totally silent and lacks enthusiasm; etc.

am I on ignore?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Today as I was standing waiting for the light to change, a short man beside me was chatting on his cell phone and he said "I just want to make love to you and stick my 12 inch dick in from behind." He said it so mechanically I think that he was not actually talking on his cell phone and just walking around saying shit like that to get attention.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
I know what one is for a boy, just not for a girl.

And you wonder why you don't get invited to the all-girl makeout sessions, tickle and nipple fights.

TM