Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It seems like guys in their 20s seem to view bare as the norm (or, the slutty LA-area guys in their 20s I interact with) but not so much with guys in their 30s (or, the slutty LA-area guys in their 30s I interact with). So if she's going for guys her own age, I'm a little surprised -- but then, maybe slutty LA-area guys in their 40s regard it as the norm too. I don't interact with them so much.

ETA meetings/calls all afternoon.

are you doing surveys? how does your own status alone give you this info? it's like a LSAT question- "what can we surmise fringey is sporting based upon the above?" I'm thinking hair- but have been drinking so maybe the logic is broken.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
are you doing surveys? how does your own status alone give you this info? it's like a LSAT question- "what can we surmise fringey is sporting based upon the above?" I'm thinking hair- but have been drinking so maybe the logic is broken.

Fringey is disclosing her inner freak....

[Jack Manfred]

[someone posting about Flavor Flav flying Southwest]

I was in a Southwest flight out of LAX a few years ago with Brooke Burns (not Brooke Burke). An older couple a few rows away came up to her after we landed to ask her if she was famous.



[someone else posting about a Salon article re: grooming of pubic hair on women]

Many have written and many more will, but who among them are more erudite than Missy Elliott:

Phone before you come, I need to shave my cha cha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Better or worse than Britney's food stains on her belly?

What's with the half-unbuttoned button down shirt look with rolled sleeves? Is this a Texas thing?

It looks retarded.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Wonking, but...

Is there some reason you would think that we want to be real lawyers? Because lawyers are so highly regarded, perhaps?

Thank you for gracing my sad attempt at fishing with a response. Sebby gets an honorary mention only, because he's a litigator and knows what sort of pish my original post was.

But this leads me to a larger concern. Lately you've been more reliably prickly than the first re-growth of a shaven crotch. Take the time off already.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Many have written and many more will, but who among them are more erudite than Missy Elliott:

Phone before you come, I need to shave my cha cha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture

That's cho cha.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Regarding the government's banning of lotions, hair gels, and beverages in carry-ons ... pretty soon we'll all be flying naked and without any luggage. We'll simply have to buy everything when our unkempt, dehydrated, itchy asses touch down at our destinations.

On the bright side, at least we won't have to put up with dimwits spraying perfume and using nail polish remover in flight. And this may give the airlines a revenue opportunity -- they can roll out combined beverage and toiletry carts and charge for everything, including contaminated water from the hold.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Hey, when we have you beat, why don't you just lie down already? Jesus.



TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
[someone posting about Flavor Flav flying Southwest]

I was in a Southwest flight out of LAX a few years ago with Brooke Burns (not Brooke Burke). An older couple a few rows away came up to her after we landed to ask her if she was famous.



[someone else posting about a Salon article re: grooming of pubic hair on women]

Many have written and many more will, but who among them are more erudite than Missy Elliott:

Phone before you come, I need to shave my cha cha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture

Which Brooke was married and divorced to plastic surgeon? I always get two confused. Both good looking.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Regarding the government's banning of lotions, hair gels, and beverages in carry-ons ... pretty soon we'll all be flying naked and without any luggage. We'll simply have to buy everything when our unkempt, dehydrated, itchy asses touch down at our destinations.

On the bright side, at least we won't have to put up with dimwits spraying perfume and using nail polish remover in flight. And this may give the airlines a revenue opportunity -- they can roll out combined beverage and toiletry carts and charge for everything, including contaminated water from the hold.

That was just such a depressing visual I can't even tell you. bleh.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
That was just such a depressing visual I can't even tell you. bleh.

Turnabout is fair play.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Turnabout is fair play.

Great. seeing as that wasn't funny, we are *so* even.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Great. seeing as that wasn't funny, we are *so* even.

Seeing as you are a fucking retard, I don' t think so.

[Adder]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Regarding the government's banning of lotions, hair gels, and beverages in carry-ons ... pretty soon we'll all be flying naked and without any luggage. We'll simply have to buy everything when our unkempt, dehydrated, itchy asses touch down at our destinations.

On the bright side, at least we won't have to put up with dimwits spraying perfume and using nail polish remover in flight. And this may give the airlines a revenue opportunity -- they can roll out combined beverage and toiletry carts and charge for everything, including contaminated water from the hold.

I was thinking the same thing this monring.

(I know you were all curious)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Seeing as you are a fucking retard, I don' t think so.

You know, you accuse me of posting inane bs but it's not like you have a distinct on line persona, like a character like TM or Sebby, something witty and acerbic and consistently hitting mark on that humor level.