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05-06-2005, 06:08 PM
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#31
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New title
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The last two board mottos (including this one) have been disappointing. I think Coltrane was responsible for the last one. You people can do better.
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Now that I am obsessed with RP, its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot. |
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05-06-2005, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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New title
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot.
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Don't I know that.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-06-2005, 06:14 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Ashleeee
Thanks to gwink for reminding me of Go Fug Yourself. I'm much more at peace with the world now that I've learned that Ashlee Simpson's "Punk Chick" image was all just a front:
Welcome to Hollywood, Fuglee! The leather covering the knees on those boots will surely come in handy. |
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05-06-2005, 06:15 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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As you were
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm still waiting for somebody to use "goddam muse to the fucktards." I think you owe me.
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Damnit, I was at lunch when the 5K was won! I promise I'll use it if and when I ever win.
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05-06-2005, 06:16 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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New title
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now that I am obsessed with RP, its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot.
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No it's not: Goatse
spree: link to wikipedia
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05-06-2005, 06:19 PM
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#36
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New title
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Don't I know that.
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I cannot tell if you are insulting me or commiserating with me. Lets face it, we are the new PLFs. Way off our game. Well past our sellby date. We aren't disenfranchised and disillusioned junior associates and 3Ls anymore, throwing off the clever quip between scanning of documents for privileged material. Nope, We are jr partnres now, or gunning for partner, or of counsel, or told that our partnership chance might be better somewhere else. We hve spouses, or are about to,. We have kids, or are aobut to. Or we are going through divorce while eyeballing forty at the end of some dark vaginal tunnel. We have killed a lot of braincells as we approache the soft alcoholism of middle age. We know that we billed 2.3 on the penske account but we cannot quite remember what we actually did. Funny shit just doesnt roll off our tongues anymore. We sound a little bitter, a little worn out and quite frankly, a little haggard. We all make jokes about how old we look without looking in the mirror at ourselves. And its not the kind of funnythat is funny bc it is real. It is just not funny. It might be time to take a bow, step aside and usher the next generation in.
Where are they? |
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05-06-2005, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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New title
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No it's not: Goatse
spree: link to wikipedia
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That was you?
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05-06-2005, 06:22 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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New title
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That was you?
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You wish.
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05-06-2005, 06:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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New title
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You wish.
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More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-06-2005, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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New title
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.
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Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?
Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-06-2005, 06:27 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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New title
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.
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I see. This lull you had this afternoon was just you all waiting for me to get back from lunch.
Oh, and gwinky, that was uncharacteristically hateful of you. PMS?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-06-2005, 06:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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New title
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot tell if you are insulting me or commiserating with me. Lets face it, we are the new PLFs. Way off our game. Well past our sellby date. We aren't disenfranchised and disillusioned junior associates and 3Ls anymore, throwing off the clever quip between scanning of documents for privileged material. Nope, We are jr partnres now, or gunning for partner, or of counsel, or told that our partnership chance might be better somewhere else. We hve spouses, or are about to,. We have kids, or are aobut to. Or we are going through divorce while eyeballing forty at the end of some dark vaginal tunnel. We have killed a lot of braincells as we approache the soft alcoholism of middle age. We know that we billed 2.3 on the penske account but we cannot quite remember what we actually did. Funny shit just doesnt roll off our tongues anymore. We sound a little bitter, a little worn out and quite frankly, a little haggard. We all make jokes about how old we look without looking in the mirror at ourselves. And its not the kind of funnythat is funny bc it is real. It is just not funny. It might be time to take a bow, step aside and usher the next generation in.
Where are they?
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Whiftastic, yet insightful. I need a drink (like that's news).
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-06-2005, 06:29 PM
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#43
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TMI
My mom just told me she and my dad just bought a kingsize that vibrates and goes up and down.
Swingin.
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05-06-2005, 06:30 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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New title
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
PMS?
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good one.
And happy friday, twit. |
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05-06-2005, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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New title
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?
Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.
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It may at least bring in more traffic than the more obscure thread titles. |
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