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10-04-2007, 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this morning I had a gentle handsome man place his fingers under one side of my testicles, then the other, then he had me bend over and he inserted a finger up my anus. he stopped there, and i headed back to the work. to be honest, I've spent the day thinking of paths not travelled so far in my life.
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you know, my OB/GYN is very handsome. it isn't the same thing.
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10-04-2007, 04:29 PM
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by barely_legal
That's a good suggestion. do you they make plastic freezer bags in sized larger than one gallon? This is a large top tier.
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You can get plastic sealable bags up to 4'8 long and 3' wide, and they'll hold up to 150 lbs bulk, 130 liquid.
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10-04-2007, 04:29 PM
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by barely_legal
That's a good suggestion. do you they make plastic freezer bags in sized larger than one gallon? This is a large top tier.
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I would suggest cutting it in halves or fourths, but I have no idea what effect that might eventually have on your marriage.
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10-04-2007, 04:30 PM
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can get plastic sealable bags up to 4'8 long and 3' wide, and they'll hold up to 150 lbs bulk, 130 liquid.
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You are scary. Now I think you are killing and storing midgets.
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10-04-2007, 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this morning I had a gentle handsome man place his fingers under one side of my testicles, then the other, then he had me bend over and he inserted a finger up my anus. he stopped there, and i headed back to the work. to be honest, I've spent the day thinking of paths not travelled so far in my life.
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Have one place a popsicle stick in your penis. You won't have such fond memories.
And you'll feel even silier when the STD test comes back negative.
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10-04-2007, 04:32 PM
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would suggest cutting it in halves or fourths, but I have no idea what effect that might eventually have on your marriage.
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I always cut things into thirds. And that seems to work nicely.
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10-04-2007, 04:33 PM
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are scary. Now I think you are killing and storing midgets.
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They are called "Little People," thank you.
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10-04-2007, 04:35 PM
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I always cut things into thirds. And that seems to work nicely.
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10-04-2007, 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have one place a popsicle stick in your penis. You won't have such fond memories.
And you'll feel even silier when the STD test comes back negative.
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my doctor wouldn't consort with the sort man who needs to be tested for STDs, at least i hope he wouldn't.
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10-04-2007, 04:38 PM
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I love every kind of attention, so that title would make me happy. Thanks, Coltrane.
edited to note that the current title makes me happy as well.
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I chose it b/c if you say you hate it then you must hate ABBA. And no one hates ABBA. It has a built-in force field against criticism.
I hate cats.
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10-04-2007, 04:41 PM
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Quality not quantity
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Adrianne Curry/Danny Bonaduce
If you watch the video, you can see when the camera cuts to her that Adrianne is sitting with Peter Brady. Bonaduce must have been on the other side of her.
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10-04-2007, 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I chose it b/c if you say you hate it then you must hate ABBA. And no one hates ABBA. It has a built-in force field against criticism.
I hate cats.
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And yet you visit I Can Has Cheezburger?
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10-04-2007, 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
And yet you visit I Can Has Cheezburger?
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Who would put a kitty in a glass cover? That's just wrong.
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10-04-2007, 04:47 PM
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
And yet you visit I Can Has Cheezburger?
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No. I did a Google Image Search for "force field". I think it was the first hit.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-04-2007, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bacon chocolate
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are scary. Now I think you are killing and storing midgets.
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Some friends of mine went to the Hotel Zaza preview party right before it opened. The party featured midgets wearing sombreros with tortilla chips on the brim wandering around the party. Another midget was in a gondala in the pool.
I'm not quite sure if what the overall first impression for the previewers was other than "what the fuck????"
Apparently this is a thorny issue for little people.
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