The Spanky Show

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
thanks that was interesting and informative.

So, there are these men outside my window. They are making a lot of noise. They are not eating Apples bc there are no Apple Trees here. They are hammering and sawing and pounding and Chicken Sausage is getting curious. He wants to see what is going on but he is afraid of the Foreman who is eyeing him suspiciously. Also the smell of burnt iron is not Enjoyable.

Why are youa Savant?

MENSA-qualified. I can no longer be dumbest. Numbers don't lie.

Originally posted by Spanky
I think this is cool. Maybe we should change the name of the thread to the highlights page. Anything on the other pages worth posting can be posted here.

Get your own board, Oh, and I already invented that.

So did you and LessinSF do anything fun this weekend?? I saw perhaps the funniest comic I have seen live. Greg Behrendt. Sidesplitting hilarity

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Get your own board, Oh, and I already invented that.

So did you and LessinSF do anything fun this weekend?? I saw perhaps the funniest comic I have seen live. Greg Behrendt. Sidesplitting hilarity

Did you watch the season premier of Battlestar Galactica?

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you watch the season premier of Battlestar Galactica?

Int that show from the seventies? gave rise to many players aon battle of the network allstars.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
:rofl:

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Go back to the vet.

In high school, while my parents were away on vacation, I came outside the house to hear a plaintive mewling. Upon investigation, I found one of our cats lying on the pavement with a slimy liquid trailing behind it. I called Animal Control which told me the cat needed to be put down because maggots had eaten it from the inside out. Apparently, the cat, which had suffered a leg injury a few months earlier, had become unable to adequately clean itself after shitting, flies had laid eggs in the unremoved fecal matter around her anus, and the resulting maggots moved inside.

Ok, off to lunch. I have some shame and will not bore you with my five albums.

[Spittles]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Less is on ignore. Lets keep it that way.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sgtclub
What?



Huh?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why?

[Spittles]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Your drivel is killing this board.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
That was a serious post. As a long time animal rights advocate and a committed critic of Seattle's Animal Control, I don't understand the concept. I don't even like cats so much (except for Fringey's cats eta: and the Paigow's cats), but I would still bring one to the vet over calling the idiots at animal control.

Originally posted by LessinSF
On the unlikely chance you are serious, I had no idea then (and have no idea now), who our vet was, and I was not touching that leaky, seepy, crying cat to take it anywhere.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Spittles
Your drivel is killing this board.

Who are you and why are you trying to thwart The Paigow's wish to receive updates from the other boards?

[Buck]

Bring me my Apples, bitch!