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greatwhitenorthchick · 08-31-2006, 12:56 PM

Ok, my friend just sent me a link to the funniest thing ever. Above the Law is holding a contest to find the hottest ERISA lawyer in America.

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/08/a...risa_la.php#mo

You can't make this shit up, people.

Now, I can only win this thing with your help. So if you know me and want to nominate my ass, send me a PM and I will send pictures (clothed, unfortunately).

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-31-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Spartacus reference. Just trying to class the joint up a little

The Thin Ice is a Floyd ref, isn't it?

"If you should go skating, on the thin ice of modern life, dragging behind you the silent reproach, of a million tear stained eyes, don't be surprised when a crack in the ice, appears under your feet, just slip out of your depth and out of your mind, with fears flowing out behind you, as you claw the thin isce..."

I LOVE that fucking tune. I can't recall the Our Father they made mem memorize as a kid, or my mom's birthday, but I got the the Thin Ice dedicated to memory...

BTW, DO NOT listen to "Reign in Blood" as you walk through the subway into work. Sets a bad tone for the first meeting of the day... contempt for humainty and all that...

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The Thin Ice is a Floyd ref, isn't it?

"If you should go skating, on the thin ice of modern life, dragging behind you the silent reproach, of a million tear stained eyes, don't be surprised when a crack in the ice, appears under your feet, just slip out of your depth and out of your mind, with fears flowing out behind you, as you claw the thin isce..."

I LOVE that fucking tune. I can't recall the Our Father they made mem memorize as a kid, or my mom's birthday, but I got the the Thin Ice dedicated to memory...

BTW, DO NOT listen to "Reign in Blood" as you walk through the subway into work. Sets a bad tone for the first meeting of the day... contempt for humainty and all that...

Never heard it.

Who is Floyd? I'm not old enough to remember

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-31-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But would you suck off a Roman if Scarlett Johannsen promised you a month's worth of sex?

Nope. My price for that is seven figures.

Replaced_Texan · 08-31-2006, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was making fun of Hank's age. I know who Tony Curtis is.

So suck it, hot chick.

Looking at his IMDB page, I'm ashamed to say that I've only seen Some Like It Hot.

And no, IMDB, I do not want to own the Posidon Adventure on DVD.

robustpuppy · 08-31-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, my friend just sent me a link to the funniest thing ever. Above the Law is holding a contest to find the hottest ERISA lawyer in America.

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/08/a...risa_la.php#mo

You can't make this shit up, people.

Now, I can only win this thing with your help. So if you know me and want to nominate my ass, send me a PM and I will send pictures (clothed, unfortunately).

I think you should be careful about who writes up the testimonial. My mental draft already includes maple-flavored slut, Breasticle Day, orgasms from blow jobs and enormous cocks. I have no doubt that these and other FB details would secure what is already a nearly guaranteed victory, but still, discretion, valor, yada yada.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-31-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Never heard it.

Who is Floyd? I'm not old enough to remember

Oh, you gotta get Reign in Blood. Best death/thrash metal record of all time. I like to listen to it every once in a while to exercise the eardrums.

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you should be careful about who writes up the testimonial. My mental draft already includes maple-flavored slut, Breasticle Day, orgasms from blow jobs and enormous cocks. I have no doubt that these and other FB details would secure what is already a highly likely victory, but still, discretion, valor, yada yada.

Now, granted she is a model etc. and has the chops to back it up but this isn't and I mean this with no rancor here, a sad, constant bid for attention?

NotFromHere · 08-31-2006, 01:06 PM

3 things.

1. I hate Lisa Rinna. I don't know why. I don't even know her. Still.

2. For a woman who is so lean, she is incredibly thick-waisted.

3. There's something terribly wrong with the skin on her belly. She's 40.

SlaveNoMore · 08-31-2006, 01:07 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
The Thin Ice is a Floyd ref, isn't it?

"If you should go skating, on the thin ice of modern life, dragging behind you the silent reproach, of a million tear stained eyes, don't be surprised when a crack in the ice, appears under your feet, just slip out of your depth and out of your mind, with fears flowing out behind you, as you claw the thin isce..."

I LOVE that fucking tune. I can't recall the Our Father they made mem memorize as a kid, or my mom's birthday, but I got the the Thin Ice dedicated to memory...

BTW, DO NOT listen to "Reign in Blood" as you walk through the subway into work. Sets a bad tone for the first meeting of the day... contempt for humainty and all that...

Never figured you for Slayer

Replaced_Texan · 08-31-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Now, granted she is a model etc. and has the chops to back it up but this isn't and I mean this with no rancor here, a sad, constant bid for attention?

In no way shape or form is it a sad, constant bid for attention. It is what I like to call having a sense of humor. With some whimsy thrown in on the side.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-31-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you should be careful about who writes up the testimonial. My mental draft already includes maple-flavored slut, Breasticle Day, orgasms from blow jobs and enormous cocks. I have no doubt that these and other FB details would secure what is already a nearly guaranteed victory, but still, discretion, valor, yada yada.

Good point.

Tyrone Slothrop · 08-31-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Now, granted she is a model etc. and has the chops to back it up but this isn't and I mean this with no rancor here, a sad, constant bid for attention?

Speaking of which.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-31-2006, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you should be careful about who writes up the testimonial. My mental draft already includes maple-flavored slut, Breasticle Day, orgasms from blow jobs and enormous cocks. I have no doubt that these and other FB details would secure what is already a highly likely victory, but still, discretion, valor, yada yada.

Orgasms from blow jobs? Wait, wait... how the fuck did I not comment on that? I know I heard it before, but I don't know why I didn't say anything about it. I comment on so much dreck and miss that?

That's fucking cool. I prefer to fuck, but that would make me a hummer nut immediately.

The question is, can it be done giving a blow job to a dildo? This would unlock the answer to the question of whether the orgasm was a purely physical response (i.e, does she have an erongenous palate).

taxwonk · 08-31-2006, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, my friend just sent me a link to the funniest thing ever. Above the Law is holding a contest to find the hottest ERISA lawyer in America.

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/08/a...risa_la.php#mo

You can't make this shit up, people.

Now, I can only win this thing with your help. So if you know me and want to nominate my ass, send me a PM and I will send pictures (clothed, unfortunately).

Clear out your mailbox. I'll nominate you and I'll even do it in a respectful and non-embarassing way.