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03-02-2004, 07:49 PM
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#4486
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh huh.
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I've been to the sex museum in Amsterdam?
The box wasn't labeled damnit. Are you my secretary? She said she would keep her mouth shut.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 03-02-2004 at 07:55 PM..
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03-02-2004, 08:00 PM
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#4487
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A 13.5 inch dildo.
I've been scarred by some pretty disturbing bachelor parties.
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Coltrane, are you saying that someone used a 13.5 inch dildo on you at a bachelor party? I thought you left that job?
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03-02-2004, 08:01 PM
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#4488
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Coltrane, are you saying that someone used a 13.5 inch dildo on you at a bachelor party? I thought you left that job?
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Damn. I knew I left the door WIDE open for this...
ba-dum dum. Please tip your waitresses.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-02-2004, 08:03 PM
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#4489
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Damn. I knew I left the door WIDE open for this...
ba-dum dum. Please tip your waitresses.
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I sure it's wide. A 13.5 inch dildo will do that to you.
Ad(it's too easy)L
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03-02-2004, 08:03 PM
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#4490
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Damn. I knew I left the door WIDE open for this...
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enough about your gaping asshole.
eta nevermind. |
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03-02-2004, 08:05 PM
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#4491
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Mayor Charged
The Mayor of New Paltz, NY, who married gay couples last week, has been charged with 19 criminal counts, one for each of the ceremonies over which he presided. Disgraceful...
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03-02-2004, 08:10 PM
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#4492
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
God, I mean, like, I just don't like him in that way. Okay? I have, like, high standards and stuff. Why do you have to make everything, like, sooo perverted anyway? What is wrong with you?
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Nothing, why?
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03-02-2004, 08:12 PM
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#4493
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No one I've ever dated has fessed up to knowing his measurements. Ever. Would any of the male lawtalkers care to fess up? I'm already guessing that TM and Hank must be monsters in light of the fact they are both 6'11" tall.
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No one will do it because (i) if you have a small dick, you're just not going to share and (ii) if you have a large dick and you tell someone, you're bragging.
TM
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03-02-2004, 08:15 PM
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#4494
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Dave
Tommy Lee
Kid Rock
Jack Nicholson (after 1980)
and, just for the hell of it,
Michael Moore (even though odds are that this is irrelevant)
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Moore is a virgin, along with the guy who directed the lord of the Rings movies. There simply isn't enough alcohol on Earth...
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03-02-2004, 08:19 PM
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#4495
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Book of Chronicles
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This is a fucking disaster. Where the money is, the culture follows. Expect to see "Savior! The Birth of Baby Jesus," staring Jude Law as Joseph and Scarlett Johnansen as Mary; and "The Lonelist Walk: 40 Days and 40 Nights of Suffering" starring Giovanni Ribisi; and "Ultimate Betrayal!" with Taye Diggs as Judas. As if this country needed more wingnuts. You just wait. 2005 will be the year of the Christian movie.
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Fuck Giovanni Ribisi. Montecore, call your office.
Disney to re-make The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe for Christmas 2005 release; retains option for remainder of Narnia series.
Makes sense. Too much of the Bible is in the public domain these days. The real money to be made is in the inevitable fan fiction. |
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03-02-2004, 08:21 PM
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#4496
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of the items was a 13 1/2 inch ruler that was part of the promotion packet for the John Holmes movie Wonderland.
Holy shit, that's a long cock! Just trying to figure out the mechanics hurt my cervix and my uvula.
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Wow, you've got a really short torso. |
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03-02-2004, 08:23 PM
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#4497
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Mayor Charged
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The Mayor of New Paltz, NY, who married gay couples last week, has been charged with 19 criminal counts, one for each of the ceremonies over which he presided. Disgraceful...
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"Disgraceful..."
I do decree my self indeeeed.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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03-02-2004, 08:25 PM
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#4498
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Fugee
Wow, you've got a really short torso.
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Whatever, like anyone could handle that kind of equipment with a smile.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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03-02-2004, 08:26 PM
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#4499
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
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03-02-2004, 08:29 PM
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#4500
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whatever, like anyone could handle that kind of equipment with a smile.
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