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05-03-2005, 05:36 PM
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
When I was in college some frat guy thought that playing James Taylor was a sure way into a girl's pants. I didn't think this approach would work on anyone until I went to grad school and had a housemate who associated Cowboy Junkies with multiple orgasms and thus played it whenever she brought someone home.
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Well, their Satanic Majesties' Request doesn't work on the ladies either. Its a hell of a thing to be having sex on your coffee table while "On With the Show" is playing and there are about 500 people in the basement and assorted outside listening to a Stones/Clapton/Dead cover band playing "The Core." With the right - or wrong - ears, you start hearing all the secret hidden messages in the track. The girl starts howling in a fungally induced frenzy about how she's going to throw up all those Rumplemintz shots and you just watch the colors blend around the celining, hearing Mick whisper "they're naked and they dance... bourbon and soda... they're naked and they dance..." as the girl looses her shit, and scrambles to the Lazy Boy in the corner, babbling about how people are "watching you."
I gave up on picking the music, or even trying to fuck in the frat house. No point in it. Everything there was always ugly, but good ugly. Very good ugly...
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05-03-2005, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Too lazy to create "Not Bob's Superego"
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh jesus, notbob. I am really sorry. I feel terrible. Sort of like I pushed an old lady over and she broke her hip.
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How do you feel when you push old ladies over and nothing breaks?
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05-03-2005, 05:38 PM
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#4488
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, their Satanic Majesties' Request doesn't work on the ladies either. Its a hell of a thing to be having sex on your coffee table while "On With the Show" is playing and there are about 500 people in the basement and assorted outside listening to a Stones/Clapton/Dead cover band playing "The Core." With the right - or wrong - ears, you start hearing all the secret hidden messages in the track. The girl starts howling in a fungally induced frenzy about how she's going to throw up all those Rumplemintz shots and you just watch the colors blend around the celining, hearing Mick whisper "they're naked and they dance... bourbon and soda... they're naked and they dance..." as the girl looses her shit, and scrambles to the Lazy Boy in the corner, babbling about how people are "watching you."
I gave up on picking the music, or even trying to fuck in the frat house. No point in it. Everything there was always ugly, but good ugly. Very good ugly...
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05-03-2005, 05:39 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a Juliette Lewis song on the way to work this morning. Was actually not so bad. I think she may sing better than she looks. Right, that's not hard.
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Hell, I sing better than she looks.
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05-03-2005, 05:40 PM
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We always played Blues Traveler b/c someone told us it subconciously made women horny.
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"But Anyway," the anthem of freshman year.
Yes, women gave up their flowers en masse whenever the sensual croonings of John Popper wafted about the fratenity basement...
The harmonica is just auditory foreplay...
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05-03-2005, 05:40 PM
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have no hope of understanding this.
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Funny, I understood it perfectly. I am starting to think SEbby and I are the only 2 (hi RP!) who are on the bus. |
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05-03-2005, 05:41 PM
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have no hope of understanding this.
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I stopped when the chick was about to barf on him.
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05-03-2005, 05:41 PM
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have no hope of understanding this.
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That makes two of us. Just a memory burned into my head. Sorry for taking those 30 sec of your life.
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05-03-2005, 05:42 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't understand this.
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Why am I not surprised? See http://205.214.94.186/forums/showthr...783#post171783 and following comments.
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05-03-2005, 05:43 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Funny, I understood it perfectly. I am starting to think SEbby and I are the only 2 (hi RP!) who are on the bus.
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Sebby just called it a flower.
You may want to reconsider. |
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05-03-2005, 05:43 PM
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Funny, I understood it perfectly. I am starting to think SEbby and I are the only 2 (hi RP!) who are on the bus.
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So youi've heard those voices on "On With the Show." They are there. Its truly fucked up when you're in the wrong mindset. Its like somebody is telling you to go get some bourbon and women to dance for you...
ETA - Its not in "On With the Show." Its in "Why Don't We Sing this Song all Together."
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05-03-2005, 05:44 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Does anyone want to hear a funny story
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So there is this spinster. She is a butterbody. She is a good cook, spends a lot of money she doesnt have (orwont have for long) on furniture she cannot afford. She knows the most expensive streets in the wealthiest cities even though she hasnt been within 100 miles of said town. Anyway, she sort of lacks an identity and takes on the identity of those whose lives she would like to have. Most of these characters are fictional. Its sort of a shame bc she can be very funny and posesses some very nice traits.
Anyway, she recently turned 35. She decided this was the year she was going to get married. She has purchased wedding magazines, gone engagement ring shopping and has picked out whatever that word for wedding icing is, on the cake she will have. I am not sure but perhaps she has a reserved the site. The rest is confirmed.
Problem is, she does not have a boyfriend and not even a potential boyfriend.
And you all think I'm nuts?
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I googled "mail order grooms" but mostly it looks like the loch ness monster sites. Tell your friend sorry.
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05-03-2005, 05:46 PM
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#4498
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Bat Out of Hell
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sebby just called it a flower.
You may want to reconsider.
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Its this damned Georgia O'Keefe painting above my computer, and the fact that I watched The Wall last nite (as I do every nite).
I'm fishing... don't fuck with my line...
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05-03-2005, 05:47 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Too lazy to create "Not Bob's Superego"
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Aside from the muumuu, that picture looks like Brian Keith.
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05-03-2005, 05:53 PM
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the new job's a hassle
If I didn't want to read it last week, why would I start now? You guys remind me of that skit from staruday night live- the Botazi Brothers or something like that. |
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