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11-18-2005, 06:01 PM
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#4486
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Wow
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You don't find that pic just the slightest bit creepy? I mean look at her eyes. The pose. The 4 pounds of liner. It's all forced and shot up her crotch. It strikes me as creepy and spooky.
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I agree. She looks like a zombie. He looks scared to be with her.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-18-2005, 06:02 PM
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#4487
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wow
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I find absolutely nothing attractive about Jessica Simpson. Nothing. Although she's probably a reasonably nice person, or would be if her father wasn't a creepy control freak who gives off a vaguely incestuous vibe.
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I'd fuck her with my dick.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-18-2005, 06:02 PM
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#4488
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Wow
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You're on my list. That's the beauty of hypotheticals. As another example, hypotheticals allow Hank to think he's clever.
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don't be a hater.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-18-2005, 06:03 PM
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#4489
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Wow
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet fucking Wonk is like the scene in Starwars where they're caught in the trash dump room and the walls are moving in:
It smells bad and stuff is squishing, and you just have to ignore that and work to make it all stop before you get crushed to death.
What's Pirelli?
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This is like the third time you've posted about fucking me. Is there something you'd like to tell me? Perhaps it would be better expressed via PM?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-18-2005, 06:05 PM
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#4490
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Wow
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
don't be a hater.
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"hater" rhymes with "masturbater"
At least in my country it does.
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11-18-2005, 06:06 PM
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#4491
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Wow
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
don't be a hater.
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I'm not a hater, Hank. I'm sure some people find you very amusing.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-18-2005, 06:09 PM
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#4492
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Wow
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
"hater" rhymes with "masturbater"
At least in my country it does.
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In your country, "water" rhymes with "cooter."
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-18-2005, 06:11 PM
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#4493
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Wow
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Originally posted by taxwonk
This is like the third time you've posted about fucking me.
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Counting my posts? You sound obsessed with me. Spooky.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-18-2005, 06:14 PM
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#4494
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Wow
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
In your country, "water" rhymes with "cooter."
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Shouldn't that be her cuntry?
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Boogers!
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11-18-2005, 06:16 PM
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#4495
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Wow
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Shouldn't that be her cuntry?
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No. Crotchry.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-18-2005, 06:19 PM
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#4496
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Wow
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No. Crotchry.
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I think I have some of that on my wall. I hope Jessica isn't missing it.
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Boogers!
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11-18-2005, 06:23 PM
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#4497
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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Maxim lists
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
The Greatest Short Dudes of All Time
Angus Young. Hell yeah. I didn't know he was my size. 5'2"
Spud Webb
Napoleon
Some weightlifter guy
A cosmonaut.
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I can't believe I didn't make the list.
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11-18-2005, 06:24 PM
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#4498
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Guest
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Maxim lists
Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
I can't believe I didn't make the list.
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I heard you were only short on the internet.
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11-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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#4499
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Maxim lists
Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
I can't believe I didn't make the list.
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I can't believe I haven't shared a hotel room with you. That I know of, at least.
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11-18-2005, 06:26 PM
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#4500
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Guest
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Jennifer Lopez
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This photo is in the Pirelli calendar, and you post the one of JLo? What is wrong with you?
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Pirelli makes olive oil now?
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