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Old 11-18-2005, 06:01 PM   #4486
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You don't find that pic just the slightest bit creepy? I mean look at her eyes. The pose. The 4 pounds of liner. It's all forced and shot up her crotch. It strikes me as creepy and spooky.
I agree. She looks like a zombie. He looks scared to be with her.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:02 PM   #4487
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I find absolutely nothing attractive about Jessica Simpson. Nothing. Although she's probably a reasonably nice person, or would be if her father wasn't a creepy control freak who gives off a vaguely incestuous vibe.
I'd fuck her with my dick.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:02 PM   #4488
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You're on my list. That's the beauty of hypotheticals. As another example, hypotheticals allow Hank to think he's clever.
don't be a hater.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:03 PM   #4489
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I bet fucking Wonk is like the scene in Starwars where they're caught in the trash dump room and the walls are moving in:

It smells bad and stuff is squishing, and you just have to ignore that and work to make it all stop before you get crushed to death.

What's Pirelli?
This is like the third time you've posted about fucking me. Is there something you'd like to tell me? Perhaps it would be better expressed via PM?
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:05 PM   #4490
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don't be a hater.
"hater" rhymes with "masturbater"

At least in my country it does.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:06 PM   #4491
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I'm not a hater, Hank. I'm sure some people find you very amusing.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:09 PM   #4492
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"hater" rhymes with "masturbater"

At least in my country it does.
In your country, "water" rhymes with "cooter."
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:11 PM   #4493
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This is like the third time you've posted about fucking me.
Counting my posts? You sound obsessed with me. Spooky.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:14 PM   #4494
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In your country, "water" rhymes with "cooter."
Shouldn't that be her cuntry?
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:16 PM   #4495
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Shouldn't that be her cuntry?
No. Crotchry.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:19 PM   #4496
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No. Crotchry.
I think I have some of that on my wall. I hope Jessica isn't missing it.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:23 PM   #4497
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The Greatest Short Dudes of All Time

Angus Young. Hell yeah. I didn't know he was my size. 5'2"
Spud Webb
Napoleon
Some weightlifter guy
A cosmonaut.
I can't believe I didn't make the list.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:24 PM   #4498
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I can't believe I didn't make the list.
I heard you were only short on the internet.
 
Old 11-18-2005, 06:25 PM   #4499
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I can't believe I didn't make the list.
I can't believe I haven't shared a hotel room with you. That I know of, at least.
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:26 PM   #4500
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This photo is in the Pirelli calendar, and you post the one of JLo? What is wrong with you?

Pirelli makes olive oil now?
 
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