Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Seeing as you are a fucking retard, I don' t think so.

Are you guys going to take off your shirts and jump in a fountain now?

Originally posted by ppnyc
You know, you accuse me of posting inane bs but it's not like you have a distinct[ive] on[-]line persona.

Take a tip from me -- if you have an avatar that moves, you don't need a distinctive on-line persona.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know, you accuse me of posting inane bs but it's not like you have a distinct on line persona, like a character like TM or Sebby, something witty and acerbic and consistently hitting mark on that humor level.

You are one of only two people in this world who think a distinct online persona is at all meaningful.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Are you guys going to take off your shirts and jump in a fountain now?



Take a tip from me -- if you have an avatar that moves, you don't need a distinctive on-line persona.

ty I thought like, mud was involved you only want the wet t shirt thing?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are one of only two people in this world who think a distinct online persona is at all meaningful.

Dissent, I think maintaining multiple distinct online personas is meaningful. Just one is old hat, very 2000.


eta: oooops, sorry, I retired from sockings. Kindler, gentler, and more well behaved.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Dissent, I think maintaining multiple distinct online personas is meaningful. Just one is old hat, very 2000.


eta: ooops, sorry, I retired from sockings. Kindler, gentler, and more well behaved.

Penkse you did not indicate preference. Wet T shirt or mud wrestling?

I think the mud would stain my Thomas Pink shirt I opt for wet.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

1. Aaaaaaarrrrrghhhh

2. I am rather fond of RP's online persona (as blurry and indistinct as it is).

3. Project Runway. Now that's a great fucking show (or it would be without Heidi Klum, who appears to add nothing of value). The gay man who helps out and says Carry On is my new favorite person. Why has no one told me about this show? I depend on you all for this type of thing.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know, you accuse me of posting inane bs but it's not like you have a distinct on line persona, like a character like TM or Sebby, something witty and acerbic and consistently hitting mark on that humor level.

I don't think you're standing by our deal.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't think you're standing by our deal.

I know, but you may attribute my lack of impulse control to the following tons of deals closing; long hours, lack of sleep and grinding amounts of fucking work. Hard to control those itchy little fingers of mine. On the upside you still have been much nicer to me, of which I appreciate.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by spookyfish
What's with the half-unbuttoned button down shirt look with rolled sleeves? Is this a Texas thing?

It looks retarded.

No, they would only be retards if they turned the collars up. This way, they just look smarmy. Even if one is the 7 time winner of the Tour de France.

And I don't think it really detracts from the actual look with the fresh and dried piss stains, though. And the fact that it looks like he slept in that shirt for a week.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
3. Project Runway. Now that's a great fucking show (or it would be, without Heidi Klum, who appears to add nothing of value). The gay man who helps out and says Carry On is my new favorite person. Why has no one told me about this show? I depend on you all for this type of thing.

Either your internet gf is so pretty that you can't concentrate on what she says, or the honeymoon is over and you no longer even pretend to listen.

But seriously, I can't explain why this show is so watchable. Tim Gunn is only one part of it, although he has this quality that makes you want him as your best friend. Maybe it's because neither the competition nor the tension between the participants seems as ridiculously calculated/scripted as it is on so many other shows of that ilk.

As for Heidi Klum ... have you seen the new Victoria's Secret ad where she takes her glasses off and on to make it look like she's thinking HARD? I don't expect any of the men to be able to comment on this, but in one shot she struggles to get them off. It looks so stupid and stagey that I can't believe they didn't do another take. She couldn't handle a simple prop. It reminded me of an acting class I took in college where a classmate thought Hedda Gabler should have a smoke during a scene, but she didn't think about the ashtray so she tried to put the cigarette out in a plastic coffee cup lid.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Either your internet gf is so pretty that you can't concentrate on what she says, or the honeymoon is over and you no longer even pretend to listen.

But seriously, I can't explain why this show is so watchable. Tim Gunn is only one part of it, although he has this quality that makes you want him as your best friend. Maybe it's because neither the competitions nor the tension between the participants seems as ridiculously calculated/scripted/contrived/edited as it is on so many other shows (which is not to say it's not all ridiculous) .

As for Heidi Klum ... have you seen the new Victoria's Secret ad where she takes her glasses off and on to make it look like she's thinking HARD? I don't expect any of the men to be able to comment on this, but in one shot she struggles to get them off. It looks so stupid and stagey that I can't believe they didn't do another take. She couldn't handle a simple prop. It reminded me of an acting class I took in college where a classmate thought Hedda Gabler should have a smoke during a scene, but she didn't think about the ashtray so she tried to put the cigarette out in a plastic coffee cup lid.

Yes, I know that PR is the favorite show of my internet gf and many of the denizens of this board. That was a little joke. But seriously, I don't know why I've stayed away from PR for so long. I think it's because I sew myself and I'll feel threatened. The same reason I can't watch female boxers fight. I'm a complete dork.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hey, when we have you beat, why don't you just lie down already? Jesus.



TM

Yeah, I was at the game. The crowd was dead for the first 6 innings. I was 6 rows behind home plate - when Randy walked out for the 7th, I screamed, "HEY RANDY! YOU'VE GOT A NO-HITTER! YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS CRAP! DON'T BLOW IT!" I think he heard me.

We have four guys with 70+ RBI (3 w/80+, one w/78). Too bad our starting pitching is brutal.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As for Heidi Klum ... have you seen the new Victoria's Secret ad where she takes her glasses off and on to make it look like she's thinking HARD? I don't expect any of the men to be able to comment on this, but in one shot she struggles to get them off. It looks so stupid and stagey that I can't believe they didn't do another take. She couldn't handle a simple prop. It reminded me of an acting class I took in college where a classmate thought Hedda Gabler should have a smoke during a scene, but she didn't think about the ashtray so she tried to put the cigarette out in a plastic coffee cup lid.

I would do Heidi. Is that what we are talking about? Because if that is what we are talking about, I would do her. Totally.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, I know that PR is the favorite show of my internet gf and many of the denizens of this board. That was a little joke. But seriously, I don't know why I've stayed away from PR for so long. I think it's because I sew myself and I'll feel threatened. The same reason I can't watch female boxers fight. I'm a complete dork.

There must be some misunderstanding. (Ooh-ooh-ooh.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would do Heidi. Is that what we are talking about? Because if that is what we are talking about, I would do her. Totally.

One of you will be in ... and the other will be out.