The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm actually not surprised. This kid works like a dog.

PM me the particulars, if you please. It's not like we don't know eachother.

I updated the table on Infirm to show the particulars.

Bonus Link

Historically, the only LA firm that has matched is Irell & Manella. Latham, OMM, and Uncle Gibson, have only matched in their NY offices. Your buddy at Latham probably knows all this.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tables R Us
I updated the table on Infirm to show the particulars.

Bonus Link

Historically, the only LA firm that has matched is Irell & Manella. Latham, OMM, and Uncle Gibson, have only matched in their NY offices. Your buddy at Latham probably knows all this.

Thanks.

PM me anyway.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You can tell your bitterness doesn't spring from a lack of a career.

This confuses me.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This confuses me.

This makes me happy!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236446,00.html

• World's Tallest Man Uses Long Arms to Save 2 Dolphins in China
  
  Dec. 13: Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man, reaches in to retrieve objects from the stomach of a sick dolphin at an aquarium in China.
  BEIJING — The long arms of the world's tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs, state media and an aquarium official said Thursday.
  
  The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province. Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed because the dolphins' stomachs contracted in response to the instruments, the China Daily newspaper reported.
  
  Veterinarians then decided to ask for help from Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9 herdsman from Inner Mongolia with 41.7-inch arms, state media said.
  
  Bao, 54, was confirmed last year by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's tallest living man.
  
  Chen Lujun, the manager of the Royal Jidi Ocean World aquarium, told The Associated Press that the shape of the dolphins' stomachs made it difficult to push an instrument very far in without hurting the animals. People with shorter arms could not reach the plastic, he said.
  
  "When we failed to get the objects out we sought the help of Bao Xishun from Inner Mongolia and he did it successfully yesterday," Chen said. "The two dolphins are in very good condition now."

Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man, reaches in to retrieve objects from the stomach of a sick dolphin at an aquarium in China.

[patentparanyc]

I'm trying to conserve the battery of my old IPod right now until I get a new one for Christmas it really doesn't hold a charge for long. So since approx over 1/2 of the new M7 equipment is out of commission from the brakes/flattened wheels we added a stop recently and the train is very crowded.

So today's third seat woman decides to open her satchel and open all of her mail that she built up for what appears to be months. Card upon card. riiiiiiipppppp rustle rustle fold; riiiiippppppppppp....riiiiiiiiippppp. I fidgeted and twitched a bit, and then couldn't take it anymore and busted out w/ my disabled Ipod and threw it into high volume.

Lady, you see I'm trying to sleep and that it is a relatively quiet car. What gives? Open your mail at the office, or at home. That is so *ANNOYING* each time she opened another foil Christmas card she elbowed me. She looked totally dissapointed that I even had a recourse with the Ipod. People are fucking spiteful, I swear. That and the dude behind her clipping his nails? that is fucking GROSS. MMM nail clippings strewn all over the floor.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
MMM nail clippings strewn all over the floor.

Even fringey, whose gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety, does not eat nail clippings (or floor pie).

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm trying to conserve the battery of my old IPod right now until I get a new one for Christmas it really doesn't hold a charge for long. So since approx over 1/2 of the new M7 equipment is out of commission from the brakes/flattened wheels we added a stop recently and the train is very crowded.

So today's third seat woman decides to open her satchel and open all of her mail that she built up for what appears to be months. Card upon card. riiiiiiipppppp rustle rustle fold; riiiiippppppppppp....riiiiiiiiippppp. I fidgeted and twitched a bit, and then couldn't take it anymore and busted out w/ my disabled Ipod and threw it into high volume.

Lady, you see I'm trying to sleep and that it is a relatively quiet car. What gives? Open your mail at the office, or at home. That is so *ANNOYING* each time she opened another foil Christmas card she elbowed me. She looked totally dissapointed that I even had a recourse with the Ipod. People are fucking spiteful, I swear. That and the dude behind her clipping his nails? that is fucking GROSS. MMM nail clippings strewn all over the floor.

You need to start smoking pot, because you are way too uptight about, well, everything. If the fact that someone opens mail next to you on a fucking train drives you nuts, your hair trigger is too hairy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You need to start smoking pot, because you are way too uptight about, well, everything. If the fact that someone opens mail next to you on a fucking train drives you nuts, your hair trigger is too hairy.

Dissent.

She finds very crowded cars relatively quiet. That implies an ability to separate herself, and to deal with the noise of life. Perhaps the card woman was completely annoying.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm trying to conserve the battery of my old IPod right now until I get a new one for Christmas it really doesn't hold a charge for long. So since approx over 1/2 of the new M7 equipment is out of commission from the brakes/flattened wheels we added a stop recently and the train is very crowded.

So today's third seat woman decides to open her satchel and open all of her mail that she built up for what appears to be months. Card upon card. riiiiiiipppppp rustle rustle fold; riiiiippppppppppp....riiiiiiiiippppp. I fidgeted and twitched a bit, and then couldn't take it anymore and busted out w/ my disabled Ipod and threw it into high volume.

Lady, you see I'm trying to sleep and that it is a relatively quiet car. What gives? Open your mail at the office, or at home. That is so *ANNOYING* each time she opened another foil Christmas card she elbowed me. She looked totally dissapointed that I even had a recourse with the Ipod. People are fucking spiteful, I swear. That and the dude behind her clipping his nails? that is fucking GROSS. MMM nail clippings strewn all over the floor.

Starbucks is a hell of a drug.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Even fringey, whose gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety, does not eat nail clippings (or floor pie).

fringey likes sausage all kinds. perhaps sausage of the month club? artisan sausage?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Starbucks is a hell of a drug.

Concur.

I often joke that the Starbucks baristas are pushers....or they attenuate our caffeine intake. Which is why, unless I'm feeling very edgy that I am always very nice to them.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm trying to conserve the battery of my old IPod right now until I get a new one for Christmas it really doesn't hold a charge for long. So since approx over 1/2 of the new M7 equipment is out of commission from the brakes/flattened wheels we added a stop recently and the train is very crowded.

So today's third seat woman decides to open her satchel and open all of her mail that she built up for what appears to be months. Card upon card. riiiiiiipppppp rustle rustle fold; riiiiippppppppppp....riiiiiiiiippppp. I fidgeted and twitched a bit, and then couldn't take it anymore and busted out w/ my disabled Ipod and threw it into high volume.

Lady, you see I'm trying to sleep and that it is a relatively quiet car. What gives? Open your mail at the office, or at home. That is so *ANNOYING* each time she opened another foil Christmas card she elbowed me. She looked totally dissapointed that I even had a recourse with the Ipod. People are fucking spiteful, I swear. That and the dude behind her clipping his nails? that is fucking GROSS. MMM nail clippings strewn all over the floor.

Clearly the problem here is you. I suggest walking to work.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dissent.

She finds very crowded cars relatively quiet. That implies an ability to separate herself, and to deal with the noise of life. Perhaps the card woman was completely annoying.

A very accurate use of "dissent."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Too bad str8 doesn't hang around anymore -- I'd be curious to see how our act (uptight old geezer from the sticks bickering with a sophisticated hip urbanite) would play in a sitcom.

Greeeeen Acres is the place to beeeee....

[sebastian_dangerfield]

At this moment, there are probably over a million people in this country wishing for the death (or permanent incapacitation) of someone who never did anything to them.

There's probably a few hundred thousand telling each other God had something to do with this person's illness.

Creepy.