Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 301

Hank Chinaski · 12-05-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Men are more purely visual. What you see is less colored by your emotions. The visual stimuli goes directly from the retina to the optic nerve to the visual cortex and beyond without being filtered.

well yeah, for me its visual too, but

First I look at the purse.
First I look at the purse.
a woman could be
fine as could be
like you, sweet honey
but that don't mean
a thing to me if
she ain't got no money
if the pursey's
that where it's at, etc.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-06-2003, 12:17 AM

Gimme Some Money
~Spinal Tap

Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything
Gimme some money
Gimme some money

I'm nobody's fool
I'm nobody's clown
I'm treatin you cool
I'm putting you down
But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed

Don't get me wrong
Try getting me right
Your face is o.k.
But your purse is too tight
I'm looking for pound notes loose change bad checks, anything

Chorus (Repeat and fade)

Shape Shifter · 12-06-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Last firm I worked at they would not use the term "Chinese Wall" because they said it was racist. WTF?? The Chinese erect a wall to keep the rest of the world out and if anyone else mentions it, we are the racists? This is PC at its worst.

The bastards. They probably refuse to formalize their anti-miscegenation policy, too.

Shape Shifter · 12-06-2003, 01:16 AM

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A man recently arrested in England may have been planning to use explosives hidden in socks to hijack a plane, sources said Friday.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/05/sock.bomber/index.html

Thottam's gotta be involved in this somehow. If you find out he is not, please provide spoiler space before divulging this info. Some realities are better than others.

bilmore · 12-06-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A man recently arrested in England may have been planning to use explosives hidden in socks to hijack a plane, sources said Friday.

Didn't someone ask where Penske's been lately?

Shape Shifter · 12-06-2003, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Didn't someone ask where Penske's been lately?

C'mon. You can't blame all sock-related offenses on Penske. Besides, there's no way the sockbomb could match his skirt.

NotFromHere · 12-06-2003, 02:17 AM

ebay will sell anything....toad threesome

(spree- well you can guess by the name what it is-a toad threesome)

Not Me · 12-06-2003, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ebay will sell anything....toad threesome

(spree- well you can guess by the name what it is-a toad threesome)

Eeeewwww. The worst part is that someone will probably buy it. WTF is wrong with people? I can just see some beer bellied NASCAR fan buying that one.

taxwonk · 12-06-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by tax_hottie
Catchy subject line, eh? Have you ever been so drunk that you don't remember that you had sex with someone? I ask because I was in bed and heard a couple of my friends having sex on the living room couch. It was unmistakably the sounds of two people fucking. When I confronted them, they completely denied it happened. Of course, the more likely story is that they made a pact to deny it, but I'm just wondering what the chances are that either or both of them might not remember. So if this has happened to you, I'd love to hear about it!

I can't say for sure, because I don't really remember it, but back when I had just gotten out of college, I was drinking one night on Rush street. There was this place that sold one-liter Long Island iced teas for $5. I made the mistake of ordering a second one. The next morning, I woke up in an apartment in Hyde Park, in a bed next to a pair of black silk panties, with my clothes scattered on the floor and a fresh pot of coffee iin the kitchen with a note that read "Had to go to work. Enjoy your coffee. Call me."

I was scared to call.

notcasesensitive · 12-06-2003, 04:28 PM

not that you care, but Chris de Burgh's daughter was crowned Miss World last night...

and she wasn't even wearing red.

Anne Elk · 12-06-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ebay will sell anything....toad threesome

(spree- well you can guess by the name what it is-a toad threesome)

Somebody paid $53 for this (not including shipping)!!

I am appalled that they are victimizing amphibians in this manner. I am now boycotting all amphibian related sales on eBay in protest.

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-06-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I am now boycotting all amphibian related sales on eBay in protest.

Me too. And if you expand the boycott to reptilian-related sales, you can probably get Shape Shifter to go along, too.

Shape Shifter · 12-06-2003, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Somebody paid $53 for this (not including shipping)!!

I am appalled that they are victimizing amphibians in this manner. I am now boycotting all amphibian related sales on eBay in protest.

I'm with you, sister.

Penske_Account · 12-06-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Didn't someone ask where Penske's been lately?

I'm in NYC, blizzarding the joint!

Penske_Account · 12-06-2003, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I can't say for sure, because I don't really remember it, but back when I had just gotten out of college, I was drinking one night on Rush street. There was this place that sold one-liter Long Island iced teas for $5. I made the mistake of ordering a second one. The next morning, I woke up in an apartment in Hyde Park, in a bed next to a pair of black silk panties, with my clothes scattered on the floor and a fresh pot of coffee iin the kitchen with a note that read "Had to go to work. Enjoy your coffee. Call me."

I was scared to call.

Oh shit. That was YOU!??