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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-30-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Some people take Viagra even though they don't *need* it. I first heard of this in the gay community, but I think it is pretty widespread now. Both women and men can take it pre-sex for some fun. Just so you know what the hipsters are doing.

ETA: been there, done that.

Do not mix viagra and alcohol. Vomiting with a boner = not fun.

spookyfish · 01-30-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not mix viagra and alcohol. Vomiting with a boner = not fun.

True dat. I doubled over once and poked myself in the eye pretty badly.

ltl/fb · 01-30-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not mix viagra and alcohol. Vomiting with a boner = not fun.

ncs, take careful note of this. I'm sure you would hate to vomit when you have a huge irrepressible boner.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-30-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ncs, take careful note of this. I'm sure you would hate to vomit when you have a huge irrepressible boner.

Where's Nut Case, Sensitive when you need him/her?

spookyfish · 01-30-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Am I missing something? How is he an idiot?

Hmpf. And you aspire to rule the world.

dtb · 01-30-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Of all the actors in Hollywood, both he and Tom Cruise have led the most charmed lives. If there was a just God, both of those fuckers would be bagging my groceries instead of raking in $25 million a picture.

Must be the Scientology...

NotFromHere · 01-30-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not mix viagra and alcohol. Vomiting with a boner = not fun.

Speaking of lessons to learn....
1 - 4 doubles before dinner is my absolute limit.

2- A pretzel at the game is NOT dinner.

3 - a human being with alcohol induced, life-threatening diarrhea and associated crampage cannot open a bottle of pink that has a "child-proof" cap.

4 - child-proof caps should be outlawed.

5 - The next time you see Mr. pretzel, it will be after serious life-threatening cramps. You will hate Mr. pretzel

5.5 - There are times, in the bathroom, when your brain has a scheduling problem and your body can't prioritize.

6 - Sometimes, death seems preferable.

7 - child-proof caps should be outlawed.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-30-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Of all the actors in Hollywood, both he and Tom Cruise have led the most charmed lives. If there was a just God, both of those fuckers would be bagging my groceries instead of raking in $25 million a picture.

Come on. You gotta give Cruise some credit. Sure he makes some shitty movies. But you gotta hand it to him. All he does is sell himself. His movies are always just him. Even when everyone knows they'll suck he brings in a minimum of $100 mil. Hell, the marketing for his flicks isn't even about the movie. And that's because it doesn't matter. I take my hat off to that guy. No one can deliver a box office success with less like him. Fucker.

On second thought, he should be baggin my fucking groceries.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-30-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You quit your job, I'm gone. Remember- First I look at the purse (unless you have money already, then its okay).
You'll be left with Thurgreed's frenzied fumblings, and you'll need more than one little pill to live through that.

The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.

TM

spookyfish · 01-30-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of lessons to learn....
1 - 4 doubles before dinner is my absolute limit.

2- A pretzel at the game is NOT dinner.

3 - a human being with alcohol induced, life-threatening diarrhea and associated crampage cannot open a bottle of pink that has a "child-proof" cap.

4 - child-proof caps should be outlawed.

5 - The next time you see Mr. pretzel, it will be after serious life-threatening cramps. You will hate Mr. pretzel

6 - Sometimes, death seems preferable.

7 - child-proof caps should be outlawed.

Please post the news story (stories) where you learned this stuff. I must have missed them.

ltl/fb · 01-30-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Where's Nut Case, Sensitive when you need him/her?

Is the case around your nuts not sensitive? how odd. did you have surgery or something? Nerves get severed?

Dave · 01-30-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
[Ashton Kutcher is] like 25, right? What the fuck does he need viagra for?

Demi Moore counts as a cougar, and she's probably been in heat.

Speaking of which, if I've learned anything today, it's that I apparently need to spend more time in upscale beverage-dispensing establishments catering to the age 35 plus crowd.

Hank Chinaski · 01-30-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.

TM

Okay. I like your avatar.

Sorry I bothered/bored you!

Replaced_Texan · 01-30-2004, 04:42 PM

For those needing a laugh, I give you Khaaaaan! (spree: Captain Kirk)

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-30-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that, and the fact that she bought your sex-rap might have been another hint.

How much did she pay for this sex-rap? Can you get it at RT's sex shop?

I assume you mean "your sex-rap" as in my game. Do you really walk around saying shit like "sex-rap?" And if so, can you hear how stupid you sound or are you completely oblivious?

TM