Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, yeah, maybe if you were a gas station attendant in the 90s. I lived through all of the 90s, and I do not recall any point in that decade when the bleary-eyed, cotton-mouthed, semi-literate, uber-slacker imbecile stumbling around trying to borrow enough change for a Big Grab of Doritos and a Surge seemed like a cool guy.

Not into pot myself. But I do like ex'ing, dropping acid, and tripping on shrooms. Too bad I am too worried about getting busted now that I won't risk it. Doing that stuff was one hell of a good time. Ah, to be a juvenile delinquent again. Those were the days.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
Not into pot myself. But I do like ex'ing, dropping acid, and tripping on shrooms. Too bad I am too worried about getting busted now that I won't risk it. Doing that stuff was one hell of a good time. Ah, to be a juvenile delinquent again. Those were the days.

Um, sorry brainiac, but I guess you have not heard that LSD scrambles your DNA. Come to think of it, this may explain the gender confusion issues you are experiencing. I mean, I am no geneticist, but it is a plausible theory.

[evenodds]

Not sure if this has already made the rounds here, it is not under any circumstances work safe:

http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=m...tid=110&page=1
(sexually explicit material)

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, sorry brainiac, but I guess you have not heard that LSD scrambles your DNA. . . . I am no geneticist, but it is a plausible theory.

Cite please.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by evenodds
Not sure if this has already made the rounds here, it is not under any circumstances work safe:

Well, that all depends on where you work.

OMG!!! It's implants like this that give implants a bad name. Yuck. I am sure she had them redone for Bay Watch (or whatever cheesy show she is on). She was a stripper so it doesn't surprise me she did porno.

http://www.ttr2.com/gn1.jpg
[SPREE - naked breasts]

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
Cite please.

If you need a cite to figure out that doing LSD fucks up your brain, then you definitely have done too much. I imagine your general coping skills will continue to degenerate. Hopefully your little internet Crying Game schtick is providing you with some useful therapy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Me
Cite please.

Would anyone with unaltered DNA dress a poor innocent cat like that and wear purple and green plaid pants?

Exactly.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you need a cite to figure out that doing LSD fucks up your brain, then you definitely have done too much. I imagine your general coping skills will continue to degenerate. Hopefully your little internet Crying Game schtick is providing you with some useful therapy.

Listen ass-sucker, first of all, you said it was mutagenic. Show me some fucking scientific evidence that it causes genetic mutations when consumed orally in recreational doses. If you cannot show me that, you are talking out of your ass (again).

Is LSD neurotoxic? I am sure that in high enough concentrations it is or if it is consumed chronically, it may be too. Just like alcohol is neurotoxic. Ever hear of alcoholic peripheral neuropathy or encephalopathy?

Virtually anything that you do in high enough doses is going to kill brain cells. But that isn't a genetic mutation like you said in your post and high dose or chronic use isn't relevant to occassional recreational use. If it were, then everyone should avoid drinking even a glass of wine because some people drink 5 bottles a day and it nukes their livers and brains.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Me
Not into pot myself. But I do like ex'ing, dropping acid, and tripping on shrooms. Too bad I am too worried about getting busted now that I won't risk it. Doing that stuff was one hell of a good time. Ah, to be a juvenile delinquent again. Those were the days.

Good call.

"On Jan. 22, the Board of Disciplinary Appeals signed a judgment of disbarment against [name deleted]*, 32, of Houston. [name deleted] pleaded guilty in the 363rd District Court of Dallas County to unlawful delivery of a controlled substance (ecstasy), in an amount by aggregate weight, including any adulterants or dilutants, of four grams or more, but less than 400 grams. The plea constitutes a first-degree felony, in violation of § 481.113(d) of the Texas Health and Safety Code, and an intentional crime as defined in the Texas Rules of Disciplinary Procedure. On Jan. 5, 2001, [name deleted] was placed on deferred adjudication probation for seven years and ordered to pay $2,500 in fines. [name deleted] has appealed the decision to the Supreme Court of Texas."

* This is public info, but I'm sure the guy has enough troubles without his name being posted here as well. Cite available upon request.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Me
Listen ass-sucker,

does asparagus make ass/shit smell/taste different like it does pee?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
Listen ass-sucker, first of all, you said it was mutagenic. Show me some fucking scientific evidence that it causes genetic mutations when consumed orally in recreational doses. If you cannot show me that, you are talking out of your ass (again).

Is LSD neurotoxic? I am sure that in high enough concentrations it is or if it is consumed chronically, it may be too. Just like alcohol is neurotoxic. Ever hear of alcoholic peripheral neuropathy or encephalopathy?

Virtually anything that you do in high enough doses is going to kill brain cells. But that isn't a genetic mutation like you said in your post and high dose or chronic use isn't relevant to occassional recreational use. If it were, then everyone should avoid drinking even a glass of wine because some people drink 5 bottles a day and it nukes their livers and brains.

Sure, sure. You just keep telling youself that. I'm sure your brain and your genes are juuuuust fine. Don't worry about a thing, Mr. Trippy. I'm sure the flashbacks will start to die down any day now. The irritability is only temporary. The trouble concentrating? That will get better with time. In fact, if you look hard enough on the internet, I'm sure you can find some web site that tells you that all that LSD was actually *good* for you. And the internet never lies. I'm sure you didn't fry your brain or anything. I mean, you sure seem normal enough. Oh, and in case I did not mention it before, good luck.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
does asparagus make ass/shit smell/taste different like it does pee?

Who drinks pee? Who, Hank, who?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm sure the flashbacks will start to die down any day now.

I wish that flashbacks were a real phenomena. I could use one right now.

Reality is for those who cannot handle their drugs. And reality TV is for fucking morons.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
does asparagus make ass/shit smell/taste different like it does pee?

This is part of Gravity's Rainbow you know I don't like to discuss. Ask my Brigadier or Katje Borgesius socks.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sure, sure. You just keep telling youself that. I'm sure your brain and your genes are juuuuust fine. Don't worry about a thing, Mr. Trippy. I'm sure the flashbacks will start to die down any day now. The irritability is only temporary. The trouble concentrating? That will get better with time. In fact, if you look hard enough on the internet, I'm sure you can find some web site that tells you that all that LSD was actually *good* for you. And the internet never lies. I'm sure you didn't fry your brain or anything. I mean, you sure seem normal enough. Oh, and in case I did not mention it before, good luck.

You and weed had a bet, right? You lost?