Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm more of a tight end. IYKWIM.

6' 5" 270?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
My point was that Moon belonged back in Seattle, unlike Franco Harris or Jerry Rice. No offense to the great province of Alberta.

This is true. He has his own show now on Monday night after MNF.
It was, however, the last days of his career. We had a chance to snag him when he went to Houston. A lot of us held a grudge for many years after that.
DIdn't he play in Minnesota too?

Quite frankly Corey Dillon belongs back in Seattle.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Scroll then post, Not Bob.

Anyhoo. I think that I will dress up as a hipster this Halloween. I figure that a pair of plaid pants, Buddy Holly glasses, black Chuck Taylor high-tops, and a vintage McMillan & Wife t-shirt should do the trick.

Maybe go as a failed/outdated hipster. Keep the Buddy Holly glasses. Von Dutch hat AND shirt. Ill-fitting black pants with a wallet chain. Doc Martens.

eta: Fake goatee!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
6' 5" 270?

More like 6'7" 275. You underestimate my size and power. Your perception has been skewed by all of those claims of 6" and it's bigger than it appears.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) she was in diapers and (b) I'm betting she didn't have the same turn-ons in high school.

So, ABBA, was he a good maker-outer?

SHE was, yes. We have been making out regularly for over a year. So, apparently, I am also a good maker outer.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
SHE was, yes. We have been making out regularly for over a year. So, apparently, I am also a good maker outer.

I want photo-documentary proof.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
SHE was, yes. We have been making out regularly for over a year. So, apparently, I am also a good maker outer.

I finally followed the STP advice.

1. PLF is mainly correct about mostly everything.
2. See you at the Local tomorrow night, Flower. Bring your proper grammar. I'll wear tall shoes so you don't get a crink in your neck.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I want photo-documentary proof.

I'm pretty sure this exists, though I am not in possession of it. Next time, man.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If she was to proposition me, I would accept.

If she were turned on by correct subjunctive use, you would be S.O.L., amigo.

BR(quite probably whiffing)C

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
If she were turned on by correct subjunctive use, you would be S.O.L., amigo.

BR(quite probably whiffing)C

In your mind, why was it that I followed up the sentence you quoted with the phrase "Oh fuck . . ."?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In your mind, why was it that I followed up the sentence you quoted with the phrase "Oh fuck . . ."?

I can't speak for DS, but maybe you stubbed your toe?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can't speak for DS, but maybe you stubbed your toe?

I was thinking that his "oh, fuck" was followed more along the lines of "I have a penis." Or a pistil. Whichever.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ricci/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11veor39u/*-http%3A//www.olho.nu/nhaca-spot/_img/pic_christina-ricci.jpg[/IMG]
Can I just say I looove that necklace?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

Can I just say I looove that necklace?

There's a necklace?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I was thinking that his "oh, fuck" was followed more along the lines of "I have a penis." Or a pistil. Whichever.

Or just recognition of the unlikelihood of such an offer.

Or a statement of his further hopes for the encounter.

Or an exclamation before he ran to the bathroom to clean up.

Or, me whiffing.