Meh.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd fuck her with my dick.

POTM.

TM

ETA: Thank Ghod Hank's Newber Sock finally got here.

[LessinSF]

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by LessinSF

Is this an accurate cross-section of the Cal student population? And if so, why would any heterosexual male (or heterosexual female, for that matter*) voluntarily go there instead of UCLA? Curious.



*Really anyone of any sexual preference who likes the idea of getting with attractive people. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is this an accurate cross-section of the Cal student population? And if so, why would any heterosexual male (or heterosexual female, for that matter) voluntarily go there instead of UCLA? Curious.

Probably an acid versus coke preference.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by LessinSF

Is there a worse quarterback in Div 1 than Joe Ayoob?

Or one with a sillier name, for that matter?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is this an accurate cross-section of the Cal student population? And if so, why would any heterosexual male (or heterosexual female, for that matter*) voluntarily go there instead of UCLA? Curious.



*Really anyone of any sexual preference who likes the idea of getting with attractive people. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

I see waaay too many white people in that picture for it to be accurate.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by LessinSF

That yellow and blue sure clashes with the cardinal color of the axe.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is this an accurate cross-section of the Cal student population? And if so, why would any heterosexual male (or heterosexual female, for that matter*) voluntarily go there instead of UCLA? Curious.

As Flinty said, no. The student body is now about 45% Asian. What you have in that photo is some official group of Rah-Rahs (I forget their name) - the equivalent of the band, but with no musical ability.

As for UCLA, there is no dispute that they have a better looking student body, but: (1) you have to live in LA; (2) your degree is Berkeley-lite. In fact, UCLA was originally called UCSB - University of California, Southern Branch. This is also why their school song is the same as Cal's, why their mascot is a pale version of the Bear, and why their colors are pale versions of Cal's Blue and Gold.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by LessinSF
As Flinty said, no. The student body is now about 45% Asian. What you have in that photo is some official group of Rah-Rahs (I forget their name) - the equivalent of the band, but with no musical ability.

As for UCLA, there is no dispute that they have a better looking student body, but: (1) you have to live in LA; (2) your degree is Berkeley-lite. In fact, UCLA was originally called UCSB - University of California, Southern Branch. This is also why their school song is the same as Cal's, why their mascot is a pale version of the Bear, and why their colors are pale versions of Cal's Blue and Gold.

I have no idea why I started a discussion about the relative merits of California schools. I sort of thought of it as a joke, I think. But thank you for your reasoned and analytical response. I will file that under "Give A Flying Fuck (I Don't)".

Although I did mention to someone last week that I thought it odd that both Cal and UCLA had bear mascots. Maybe I should file under "Give A Flying Fuck (I Shouldn't)".

So which has the better football program? I kid! I don't really want to know.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by LessinSF
As Flinty said, no. The student body is now about 45% Asian. What you have in that photo is some official group of Rah-Rahs (I forget their name) - the equivalent of the band, but with no musical ability.

As for UCLA, there is no dispute that they have a better looking student body, but: (1) you have to live in LA; (2) your degree is Berkeley-lite. In fact, UCLA was originally called UCSB - University of California, Southern Branch. This is also why their school song is the same as Cal's, why their mascot is a pale version of the Bear, and why their colors are pale versions of Cal's Blue and Gold.

This almost makes up for the blood money you earned from betting against Cal. Almost. Then again, if you did it again this weekend, you might be able to retire. Ayoob, the boob.

[Anonymous Fashionista]

To everyone who received passing results on the CA bar today.

RotAF

(yes, you too Megalo)

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Did anyone see this week's episode? Sounds too good to be true...

I've watched it three times so far. It's some funny funny funny stuff. They should take on a belief-system-with-bizarre-origins every season.

As if it wasn't funny enough to have the line "Tom, just come out of the closet" or "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet" repeated 100 times, to tie it all into R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" nonsense was pure genius.

Oh, and did you catch the shout-out to the Broncos' 7-2 record. Pretty amazing that they can be adding stuff as late as Sunday afternoon (or later).

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would still fuck either of them, although for some reason I doubt Jessica is any good in bed.

Jessica Simpson is undoubtedly TERRIBLE in bed. I'm sure she just lies there still, thinking all the while that because everyone tells her she's so hot and so sexy that therefore she's a great lay and that Nick (or Bam) is so lucky to be with her.

I get no sexy vibe off of Jessica. None.

[Hank's Newber Soc]

Long time lurker, first time poster, so please be kind (thanks Hank, for being so welcoming here).

So at the risk of being too bold, I have an idea for spicing this forum up a bit. Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books when we were kids? Well, I've got an idea for an adult version.

I will volunteer to sign up to an internet dating site. The board will be able to craft my site persona and my responses to all inquiries, and I will report back to the board at every step of the way, including all the intimate details of dates. Decisions will be by majority vote. The rest we can make up as we go.

If this is a stupid idea, let me know and I'll go back to lurking.

Yours,
Hank's Newber Soc