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08-10-2006, 01:14 PM
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#4501
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Some Thoughts
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would do Heidi. Is that what we are talking about? Because if that is what we are talking about, I would do her. Totally.
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http://socialitelife.com/2006/08/10/...heidi_klum.php
she looks AMAZING. wow. |
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08-10-2006, 01:14 PM
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#4502
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Coed naked air travel
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Regarding the government's banning of lotions, hair gels, and beverages in carry-ons ... pretty soon we'll all be flying naked and without any luggage. We'll simply have to buy everything when our unkempt, dehydrated, itchy asses touch down at our destinations.
On the bright side, at least we won't have to put up with dimwits spraying perfume and using nail polish remover in flight. And this may give the airlines a revenue opportunity -- they can roll out combined beverage and toiletry carts and charge for everything, including contaminated water from the hold.
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Great. Just fucking great. As if it wasn't already a giant pain in the ass to fly. Now I've got to pack my toothpaste and lotion in my suitcase? What do I put on my dry-skin hands after I wash them in that crappy bathroom? And my eyes always get dry in those damn planes. I won't be able to blink because some asshole put nitro in a contact lens solution bottle? Fuck.
You're right. We're going to end up flying naked and shoeless wrapped in shitty airline blankets drinking toilet water.
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08-10-2006, 01:16 PM
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#4503
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Coed naked air travel
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I know, but you may attribute my lack of impulse control to the following tons of deals closing; long hours, lack of sleep and grinding amounts of fucking work. Hard to control those itchy little fingers of mine. On the upside you still have been much nicer to me, of which I appreciate.
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If you have so fucking much to do, how can you spend so much time here?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-10-2006, 01:17 PM
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#4504
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Coed naked air travel
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Originally posted by spookyfish
If you have so fucking much to do, how can you spend so much time here?
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Um, look at your number of posts and mine. pot kettle |
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08-10-2006, 01:20 PM
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#4505
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Coed naked air travel
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Um, look at your number of posts and mine. pot kettle
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True, but you've accumulated most of yours in the past few weeks.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-10-2006, 01:23 PM
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#4506
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The Unshaven Ball, Indeed
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The cardnial rule is to keep the sides in check. It can be thick, but if its crawling far and wide to the sides, that's a turn off.
But probably not enough of a turn off to not fuck.
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2. She could have a Jake Plummer beard down there and she'd still get laid. No guy is going to back out at that point just b/c she has a giant bush.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 01:43 PM
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#4507
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Some Thoughts
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, I know that PR is the favorite show of my internet gf and many of the denizens of this board. That was a little joke. But seriously, I don't know why I've stayed away from PR for so long. I think it's because I sew myself and I'll feel threatened. The same reason I can't watch female boxers fight. I'm a complete dork.
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I'm glad I saw the follow-up post. I was heading for some sort of itchy-crotch, ironweed-irking retort.
I loved (LOVED!) Tim Gunn's reply to the guy thinking about making hot pants last night (I think this is not spoiler-worthy): (something like) Well I'm not a fan of hot pants. At all. But they are very popular right now.
It is something about the format too, because even the chef show (Top Chef) that was done in that format this spring was addictive. That seems harder to pull off to me, because it is not as much of a visual medium as clothing is. But, alas, there was no Tim Gunn, so it wasn't perfect. |
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08-10-2006, 01:46 PM
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#4508
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The Unshaven Ball, Indeed
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. She could have a Jake Plummer beard down there and she'd still get laid. No guy is going to back out at that point just b/c she has a giant bush.
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I would totally do Jake Plummer, beard or no beard. He's fucking hot. If that is what we are talking about. |
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08-10-2006, 01:48 PM
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#4509
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Some Thoughts
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would do Heidi. Is that what we are talking about? Because if that is what we are talking about, I would do her. Totally.
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Well played, playa!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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#4510
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Some Thoughts
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
One of you will be in ... and the other will be out.
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This kills me. It always (now) immediately reminds me of Ricky Bobby's "if you're not first, you're last" line.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 01:56 PM
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#4511
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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I'm not even supposed to be here today
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's cho cha.
TM
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You know, that's what the lyrics site said, but I thought it was wrong. I guess I'm not up on the latest pussy slang.
Oh, and Brooke Burke was married to the plastic surgeon and does those exercise informercials.
Brooke Burns dated Bruce Willis for a while (which might not narrow down the field much). She also looked nothing like the picture I posted when she was flying Southwest. She looked like a tiny bohemian chick wearing expensive jeans.
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"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
Last edited by Jack Manfred; 08-10-2006 at 02:04 PM..
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08-10-2006, 01:57 PM
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#4512
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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So
I am supposed to fly out of LAX tomorrow afternoon for a quick weekend trip to Dallas. Mr. Man is already there. Should I stay or should I go now?
cons: stupidly long security lines, no liquid make-up or toothpaste will come with me b/c I refuse to check a weekend bag (though we'll check the big bag on the return flight now since MM is already there with liquidy sorts of things), 103 (!!) high in Dallas today, 85 in LA (and beachy!), will end up spending almost as much time en route as my time there
pros: Dallas friends there, Mr. Man, long weekend free of work obligations
Hmm.
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08-10-2006, 01:59 PM
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#4513
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Some Thoughts
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm glad I saw the follow-up post. I was heading for some sort of itchy-crotch, ironweed-irking retort.
I loved (LOVED!) Tim Gunn's reply to the guy thinking about making hot pants last night (I think this is not spoiler-worthy): (something like) Well I'm not a fan of hot pants. At all. But they are very popular right now.
It is something about the format too, because even the chef show (Top Chef) that was done in that format this spring was addictive. That seems harder to pull off to me, because it is not as much of a visual medium as clothing is. But, alas, there was no Tim Gunn, so it wasn't perfect.
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Now I'm going to have James Brown in my head all day. Thanks. |
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08-10-2006, 02:01 PM
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#4514
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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So
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am supposed to fly out of LAX tomorrow afternoon for a quick weekend trip to Dallas. Mr. Man is already there. Should I stay or should I go now?
cons: stupidly long security lines, no liquid make-up or toothpaste will come with me b/c I refuse to check a weekend bag (though we'll check the big bag on the return flight now since MM is already there with liquidy sorts of things), 103 (!!) high in Dallas today, 85 in LA (and beachy!), will end up spending almost as much time en route as my time there
pros: Dallas friends there, Mr. Man, long weekend free of work obligations
Hmm.
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That's quite the dilemma since both Texas (sans Austin) and LA suck.
That's like choosing b/w getting asspounded in federal prison or getting asspounded in Zed's basement.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 02:03 PM
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#4515
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Coed naked air travel
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Um, look at your number of posts and mine. pot kettle
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I don't recall him bitchign about having a ton of stuff to do. But maybe I missed it. or thought it was soup sandwich. |
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