A sad, constant bid for attention

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes. Thousands of people, I'm sure.

And today is National Boss's Day. What the hell is that?

An occasion for me to get a card in which someone describes me as "personable, caring and energetic." Whoo hoo!!

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't think any of them looks remotely like Jessica Alba.

And I could not care less about your hair.

Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

My husband says that chick who is going out with Jessica Simpson's ex husband (Virginia? Vanessa? Valerie? some V name...) is better-looking than Jessica Alba. I didn't think it was possible to be better-looking than Jessica Alba.


ETA: ok, the one who is second from the right in the top row is the least objectionable, and she (if you squint) could sort of maybe look like a relative of Jessica Alba's.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What I want to know is, who the HELL told those two defiant bitches on the top right that they could part their hair anywhere except on the LEFT? If they aren't suspended for at least the next game, I am going to be SO pissed!

They are rebels with a cause.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

My husband says that chick who is going out with Jessica Simpson's ex husband (Virginia? Vanessa? Valerie? some V name...) is better-looking than Jessica Alba. I didn't think it was possible to be better-looking than Jessica Alba.

Maybe I am weird, since I don't think Vanessa Minello is all that. She's thin but she looks odd at different angles. Almost bug eyed.

and as well, Jessica [alba] is FAR HOTTER.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

My husband says that chick who is going out with Jessica Simpson's ex husband (Virginia? Vanessa? Valerie? some V name...) is better-looking than Jessica Alba. I didn't think it was possible to be better-looking than Jessica Alba.

I find three of them pretty pretty. And all except for one or two do actually have quite nice hair.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

My husband says that chick who is going out with Jessica Simpson's ex husband (Virginia? Vanessa? Valerie? some V name...) is better-looking than Jessica Alba. I didn't think it was possible to be better-looking than Jessica Alba.

Vanessa Minillo, and I don't think she is prettier than Jessica Alba. No way. I am firmly in the Jessica camp on this issue.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

I think many of them are pretty, but unfortunately, the eye seems to be drawn to the last one on the top row on the right, with the unfortunate naso-labial fold, and second one from the left on the top row, with the unfortunate, well, naso.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

Then you should not visit Southern California. Actually, those aren't the real USC cheerleaders. The photographer simply wandered the streets of LA with sweaters and handed them out to the first 12 girls he saw.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

My husband says that chick who is going out with Jessica Simpson's ex husband (Virginia? Vanessa? Valerie? some V name...) is better-looking than Jessica Alba. I didn't think it was possible to be better-looking than Jessica Alba.


ETA: ok, the one who is second from the right in the top row is the least objectionable, and she (if you squint) could sort of maybe look like a relative of Jessica Alba's.

Your husband also thinks I have a nice ass, which renders his opinion questionable at best.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bea Arthur? Betty White? The other slutty one? Do tell!!!!!!

Betty White. Through a case of excellent timing, Mr. Man and I had an hour long private tour of the grounds with her and her secretary this weekend. We were at a brunch event for an animal charity and Ms. White was the hit of the event. Well, Betty White and an 8 week old tiger cub were the hits of the event. She was very gracious to the dozens of people who walked up and gushed about her/asked for pictures during the course of the tour. And she's getting around pretty well for someone her age (I'd guess she's in her 80's at this point, but she maneuvered the various steps and paths very well).

In other news, Monty Hall seems pretty old now, Nicolette Sheridan looks much better (and younger) in person than she does on tv, the Bunnies I saw were more skinny/less busty than I expected, and many many minor celebrities and/or celebrity-wannabes (such as Tracy Bingham) were wearing far too much makeup for a daytime event (or for any event other than Halloween, really).

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dtb
Not only does none of them look like Jessica Alba, they're all rather, um... homely.

My husband says that chick who is going out with Jessica Simpson's ex husband (Virginia? Vanessa? Valerie? some V name...) is better-looking than Jessica Alba. I didn't think it was possible to be better-looking than Jessica Alba.


ETA: ok, the one who is second from the right in the top row is the least objectionable, and she (if you squint) could sort of maybe look like a relative of Jessica Alba's.

I also covet Jessica Alba's hair. If it wasn't so expensive to get done and to upkeep I would dye my hair that color. But for hair like mine it would be min 250-300 to get done and over 100 every two weeks to touch up. Uh, no thanks.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Betty White. Through a case of excellent timing, Mr. Man and I had an hour long private tour of the grounds with her and her secretary this weekend. We were at a brunch event for an animal charity and Ms. White was the hit of the event. Well, Betty White and an 8 week old tiger cub were the hits of the event. She was very gracious to the dozens of people who walked up and gushed about her/asked for pictures during the course of the tour. And she's getting around pretty well for someone her age (I'd guess she's in her 80's at this point, but she maneuvered the various steps and paths very well).

In other news, Monty Hall seems pretty old now, Nicolette Sheridan looks much better (and younger) in person than she does on tv, the Bunnies I saw were more skinny/less busty than I expected, and many many minor celebrities and/or celebrity-wannabes (such as Tracy Bingham) were wearing far too much makeup for a daytime event (or for any event other than Halloween, really).

You should have waited. This story is going to go over like a lead zeppelin.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

PEOPLE!! THEY DON'T HAVE FACES!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOBS IN THOSE WONDERFUL SWEATERS!!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Me, either. But if it makes you feel better, if my rumors are true and he is still doing the Mo thing, the cigarette is almost certainly a prop and not evidence of any kind of ongoing habit.

tm

Maybe this is a whiff, but when you talk about rumors about Aaron Eckhart "still doing the Mo thing," are you referring to the Mormon thing or the fucking other men thing? The latter thing makes your post funnier, if that helps.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Maybe this is a whiff, but when you talk about rumors about Aaron Eckhart "still doing the Mo thing," are you referring to the Mormon thing or the fucking other men thing? The latter thing makes your post funnier, if that helps.

You are my favorite.