A Black Hole of Happiness

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

You got simpsonizeme.com to work? I likey.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's no ex-wife, thank god. I see your point. But I am inclined to go, especially based on what my therapist said to me last night, which was "how often does a hot guy come along that you just want to fuck? If I were you I would make the most of it." I am the sort of girl who listens to her therapist and I kind of feel that "making the most of it" includes not getting hung up on having to go across a river.

I couldn't agree more with every single sentence.

Really.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
There is a reason why you have a problem with Jersey. It sucks. Brooklyn is cool.

But, a quick PATH train ride for sex is not too bad. And he should give you a ride back, because if you live in Hoboken, you'd best have a car.

I would keep the travelling ratio at 5 to 1 in favor of him coming into the city. Thems the rules when you live just outside TCOTU and he knows it.

TM

Love the new avatar.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's no ex-wife, thank god. I see your point. But I am inclined to go, especially based on what my therapist said to me last night, which was "how often does a hot guy come along that you just want to fuck? If I were you I would make the most of it." I am the sort of girl who listens to her therapist and I kind of feel that "making the most of it" includes not getting hung up on having to go across a river.

Go for it. I have heard that I am unreasonably inflexible on the travelling thing.

Britney does not have the current ideal of a bubble butt in the picture dtb posted, and therefore by definition looks like crap.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Speaking of asses, everyone is making fun of Brit's ass in this photo:



Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks that bad? It's actually the best picture of her ass that I've seen in a while.

I do not think it looks good. But I don't think it looks horrible.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is a bad, bad precedent. As would be going to Brooklyn, but apparently that's a lost cause.

OTOH, I totally understand. But the ex-wife pounding on the door really drove home the point that all along, I was absolutely correct to have felt I should not go to Pasadena for sex, no matter how good.

is "pounding on the door" a euphenism?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You got simpsonizeme.com to work? I likey.

Nope. It didn't work with a photo. I had to "create" myself.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I will confess, though, that around the pool this summer I've been having an affair with these sandals from Crocs. They're extremely comfortable and fairly quick to slip on and off. I suppose these are probably the guys' equivilent.

I'm not personally a fan of crocs, but I can live with them. Except these models, which seem to take the whole crocs thing a bit far. I suspect these are meant to be worn with a popped collar.

Summer:



Winter:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is "pounding on the door" a euphenism?

No. Though my door was pounded* before she arrived, and her door may have been pounded after I left.

*In a good way. I miss fucking him.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's no ex-wife, thank god. I see your point. But I am inclined to go, especially based on what my therapist said to me last night, which was "how often does a hot guy come along that you just want to fuck? If I were you I would make the most of it." I am the sort of girl who listens to her therapist and I kind of feel that "making the most of it" includes not getting hung up on having to go across a river.

hmm maybe I have revised my original position. because really, it is not about setting rules and regulations and boundaries since it depends on the context of the relationship. viewed that way, travel is fine.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought everyone who goes outside has Tevas. I love my Tevas. From mid-March to Novemberish, I usually am sporting Teva tan lines on my feet.

I will confess, though, that around the pool this summer I've been having an affair with these sandals from Crocs. They're extremely comfortable and fairly quick to slip on and off. I suppose these are probably the guys' equivilent.

Tevas are the only foot-baring shoe that looks good on untanned male feet, IMO. But I have never owned a pair. I am not outdoorsy, tho.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Tevas are the only foot-baring shoe that looks good on untanned male feet, IMO. But I have never owned a pair. I am not outdoorsy, tho.

they are comfy as hell.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So the Canadian lives in Hoboken, of all cursed places. Fucking Jersey. Anyway, he wants me to come there and visit him. I am so blinded with lust at this point that I'm tempted to do so, but I fear it sets a bad precedent. I'll probably still go, but do you all think this is a bad precedent?

It's odd. I would have no qualms about going to Brooklyn for sex, but I am having trouble with Jersey.

The fact that he has made the decision to live in NJ speaks volumes. I urge you to break it off now.

I would live in Falleujah before I lived anywhere in NJ.

NJ is good for shopping, sometimes eating but by and large, the people there are reTARDed.

My wife worked in NJ for a short while and said that during breaks, no one there read the paper or books or anything -- rather their chief pastime was tralking about everybody else and smoking cigarettes.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Speaking of asses, everyone is making fun of Brit's ass in this photo:



Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks that bad? It's actually the best picture of her ass that I've seen in a while.

I think the problem is not that she has the most disgusting ass ever; it is that her ass doesn't look anywhere near as good as it used to, and when it comes down to it, her body was her only real, er, asset. She does not have a gorgeous face, a sparkling personality, an intelligent air about her, or even a moderately passable singing voice. Her career was based on her body, and now it is average, bordering on sloppy. This is not a slam on her or on her body. Her body is fine. It simply is not the great body it used to be. You would not look twice at her if she were not Britney Spears.

In addition, what a trashy photo of a trashy situation. Brit has lost it and it is very sad. I am mesmerized by the train wreck. I feel for her.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her career was based on her body,

weren't her fans mostly teen girls? all closeted?