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01-30-2004, 04:44 PM
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#4516
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Fashion news
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How much did she pay for this sex-rap? Can you get it at RT's sex shop?
I assume you mean "your sex-rap" as in my game. Do you really walk around saying shit like "sex-rap?" And if so, can you hear how stupid you sound or are you completely oblivious?
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Please remove corncob from up your ass. It seems to have been shoved up there pretty far, so you may need tongs. |
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01-30-2004, 04:44 PM
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#4517
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not mix viagra and alcohol. Vomiting with a boner = not fun.
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Now that's a story I want to hear.
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01-30-2004, 04:45 PM
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#4518
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Best Junk Mail
Here is the complete text of two separate junk emails I received today.
I talked to the lizard and he assures me that these are not launch codes.
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ffs, strictest monika, the virgil are repainted the such lennie?We better go on the marlyn, eura is not blasted your feasible elton
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you ditty elvin. I said ' snootchie bootchies, You look like a auxiliary rusty, 'stop, the maureen is affected the stiffest afton,
Even(I am so special.)Odds
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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01-30-2004, 04:45 PM
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#4519
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Some things I've learned
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Please post the news story (stories) where you learned this stuff. I must have missed them.
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Here
And here
who knew there was a diarrhea.com or that there was vomiting etiquette?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 01-30-2004 at 04:50 PM..
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01-30-2004, 04:46 PM
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#4520
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is the case around your nuts not sensitive? how odd. did you have surgery or something? Nerves get severed?
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Gasping for comedic air...
You could have done so much more with this.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-30-2004, 04:47 PM
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#4521
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gasping for comedic air...
You could have done so much more with this.
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Picture me kneeling at your feet, panting and drooling for edification. Please, show me, master! |
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01-30-2004, 04:49 PM
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#4522
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Some things I've learned
oops, pulled a Coltrane.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-30-2004, 04:49 PM
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#4523
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Picture me kneeling at your feet, panting and drooling for edification. Please, show me, master!
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It was a compliment. I expect better from you.
Although giving me oral gratification is a start. Don't pant though. It's distracting.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-30-2004, 04:50 PM
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#4524
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It was a compliment. I expect better from you.
Although giving me oral gratification is a start. Don't pant though. It's distracting.
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It is not possible to pant and give oral gratification simultaneously. Was that a trick question, oh master of comedy?
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01-30-2004, 04:53 PM
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#4525
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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I have yet to hear a single story this year about Super Bowl advertising. (This excludes all the e-mail I'm getting from my father about MoveOn's boycott of CBS, etc.) Have I just been too obsessed with Ted Bruschi's health, or have they gotten over it?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-30-2004, 04:54 PM
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#4526
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is not possible to simultaneously pant and give oral gratification. Was that a trick question, oh master of comedy?
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Here's a softball for someone...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-30-2004, 04:54 PM
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#4527
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Best Junk Mail
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Here is the complete text of two separate junk emails I received today.
I talked to the lizard and he assures me that these are not launch codes.
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ffs, strictest monika, the virgil are repainted the such lennie?We better go on the marlyn, eura is not blasted your feasible elton
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you ditty elvin. I said ' snootchie bootchies, You look like a auxiliary rusty, 'stop, the maureen is affected the stiffest afton,
Even(I am so special.)Odds
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This answers out alcohol/viagra queries.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-30-2004, 04:54 PM
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#4528
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ncs, take careful note of this. I'm sure you would hate to vomit when you have a huge irrepressible boner.
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I didn't see him say "huge."
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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01-30-2004, 04:57 PM
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#4529
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by evenodds
I didn't see him say "huge."
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Ugh. There's nothing worse than getting a girl's clothes off and finding out she has a tiny dick.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-30-2004, 04:58 PM
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#4530
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Best Junk Mail
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Here is the complete text of two separate junk emails I received today.
I talked to the lizard and he assures me that these are not launch codes.
1.
ffs, strictest monika, the virgil are repainted the such lennie?We better go on the marlyn, eura is not blasted your feasible elton
2.
you ditty elvin. I said ' snootchie bootchies, You look like a auxiliary rusty, 'stop, the maureen is affected the stiffest afton,
Even(I am so special.)Odds
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E/O,
Don't we need to get you a new little slogan there -- "kicked ass and took sock names" just doesn't have much pizzaz. And I agree that you are special. |
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