Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
This is not directly responsive, but reminds me of this loony-toons girl I knew in college who found it not-at-all-disturbing that she went on several dates with [wait for it...] Englebert Humperdink. Yes. You read that correctly.

I feel the need to make some sort of joke with "please release me" or "after the lovin" in it, but the Muse just ain't speaking to me tonight.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
why would anyone want to know flaccid?

So you're not the kind of girl who is willing to help a guy work through some issues?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
Oh, please. There are many, many women who will fuck geeky guys.

I have a cousin who developed a game and seriously hot women throw themselves at his geeky ass all the time. His current girlfriend is a hot 23 year old, who thinks he is the coolest guy in the world.

"A game"? Do you mean he found "game" as in "learned how to lay rap" or do you mean he invented a computer game, sold it and is fabulously rich? If you mean the former, I'm skeptical. If you mean the latter, I wholeheartedly agree, but it ain't his geekiness that's landing him the betties.

Moore and Jackson are not "geeky" guys. Moore is a huge freakish creature with double d man boobs and Jackson looks like a Jerry Garcia Hobbit. The idea of either having sex upsets me deeply, moreso Moore, because he cannot be a pretty sight nude.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Is no one else as troubled as I that Atticus manages to find this stuff?

No. Its fairly easy - www.obscurestore.com

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Moore and Jackson are not "geeky" guys. Moore is a huge freakish creature with double d man boobs and Jackson looks like a Jerry Garcia Hobbit. The idea of either having sex upsets me deeply, moreso Moore, because he cannot be a pretty sight nude.

Sebastian, you'll have to cope.
Those guys can put a woman in a movie, as gross as they are, they could probably choose from any of last year's Playboy Playmates.
Want proof? Here's a baseline, not for Current director's, but for a 78 year old man, who was only famous for a sit-com 30 years ago:



I give you Mr and Mrs Tony Randall.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Its fairly easy - www.obscurestore.com

Alright then. I amend my prior query:

Is anyone else troubled by the fact that Atticus actually goes looking for this stuff?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

I give you Mr and Mrs Tony Randall.

Tony Randall a geek? He's a fucking cultural icon. He was famous since the 50s. Hell, he carried Rock Hudson and Doris Day's shitty flicks for years and has been one of the most dependable comedy actors on screen and in theatre for 50 plus years. At his advanced age, the guy's still among the funniest guests on Letterman, or any talk show he does. That cat ain't a geek - he just played one.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tony Randall a geek? He's a fucking cultural icon. He was famous since the 50s. Hell, he carried Rock Hudson and Doris Day's shitty flicks for years and has been one of the most dependable comedy actors on screen and in theatre for 50 plus years. At his advanced age, the guy's still among the funniest guests on Letterman, or any talk show he does. That cat ain't a geek - he just played one.

I'm not saying he's a geek. But he is now 83 (did anyone pick him- he has pneumonia after bypass surgery) and a few years ago a young attractive woman MARRIED him and has had 2 kids. There is no way he'll see his kids middle school graduation.

Perhaps she really loved him for his personality, but if you saw SATC, you know what she's looking at in bed.

My money is on marriage for whatever connection he has and the bucks- that's okay= people have certainly married for worse reasons.

My point, simply, if you take his connections/$$$ and compare it to Moore's or Jackson's, Moore/Jackson dwarf it. They might stay faithful to their wives, but they sure don't have to.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months . . . . {Spree: med journal abstract. No pics, but contains complicated medical terminology.}

Think about how fucked up she must have been to do that...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Think about how fucked up she must have been to do that...

She must have been. What sober person would use a condom for oral sex?

Nonoxyl 9 cannot taste good.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Certain women will fuck rich ugly guys.

Hey, we invaded Iraq!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She must have been. What sober person would use a condom for oral sex?

Nonoxyl 9 cannot taste good.

It's likely preferable to a mouthful of HIV-laden cum, however.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's likely preferable to a mouthful of HIV-laden cum, however.

I suddenly no longer desire that Boston Cream donut that is on the counter...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
Oh, please. There are many, many women who will fuck geeky guys.

That's b/c many geeky guys have $$$$.

However, I know plenty of average-looking to dorky guys who are downright hilarious but lack that self-awareness of being average and dorky that get many many women

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's likely preferable to a mouthful of HIV-laden cum, however.

I guess, but wouldn't it be more pleasurable for everyone to instead use the condom for sex? I can't imagine its terribly pleasurable to get or give a hummer with the recipient wearing a condom.