It's all about me

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If people are to be believed, "T-bone" might be a smidge ... generous.

Rabbit bone then?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is the formal warning withdrawn as well?

Stop.

TM

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The tag line doesn't always appear. I don't know why, and I'll try to look into it, but I think it has to do with the timing of the edit. Most of the time the person fixing a tag or editing original spelling in a quoted post will note the fix, but sometimes we won't. Sometimes the tag comes up and sometimes it doesn't. I've edited one post for outing purposes without noting the fix because I didnt' want to draw attention to the change in the post, just in case someone had the original post cached.

In other news, it looks like MonkeyBoy has gotten out of his cage. I can see if they sell electric cattle prods on Amazon if necessary...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop.

TM

Can't. I've got my permanent record to consider. I may want to go to law school some day.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Can't. I've got my permanent record to consider. I may want to go to law school some day.

Not to worry. It has all been recorded on your FB dossier.

TM

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Can't. I've got my permanent record to consider. I may want to go to law school some day.

After the incident with the blow-up Godzilla, weren't you pretty well... um.... fucked already?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NoMoreSlave
Don't worry, hon. I will toss his scraps back to you when I am done. Meanwhile, I suspect the Coltrane might make a tasty hor deourve, Like a plate of steamed veggie dumplings or chicken on a stick.

You've got the direction on that scrap-tossing reversed.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry, please try again.

Handjive Myhienie?

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by The Dryer Thread
Whew! It's really heating up in here, isn't it? I'm here to soften the fabric of the FB...feel my warmth!

My ass has paddle burns!

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Paddle Mybuttocks
Handjive Myhienie?

Why do you keep stalking me? Do I have to get a restraining order?

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
TOS violation myass.

Is that as pleasurable as a spanking or a paddling?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Nepal Wins Gold in Surprising Hoops Upset"

Bitch, a little spoiler space, please.

[Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago]

Originally posted by pokerprince
Yes please. Those are funnee!!!!!

My son, I sense blasphemy in your heart.

To the faithful flock of this board, the persecution of the innocent that we are witnessing is not unfamiliar. I am reminded of my plight, to extrapolate:

........and Slave stirred up the shit on the board, and the admins, and the moderators, and came upon the holy ones, and caught them, and brought them up on formal warnings. And set up false witnesses, which said, These entertaining posters ceaseth not to post TOS violating words against this holy place, and our arbitrary law. For we have heard them say, "that they are people who care, who shall entertain this place, and shall change the boring topics which Slave has delivered us."

Repent!

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Nepal Wins Gold in Surprising Hoops Upset"

This would never happen. They might do all the work, but the New Zealand team would climb the podium and take all the credit.


Obscure mountain climbing joke...

Originally posted by pokerprince
Yes please. Those are funnee!!!!!

Good lord. Was this even worth the time it took to create a log-in?