A sad, constant bid for attention

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Your husband also thinks I have a nice ass, which renders his opinion questionable at best.

This "harsh but fair" theme is clearly spiraling out of control. It's only a matter of time before Sidd starts posting about my prosthetic limb. Flinty -- hold me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Betty White. Through a case of excellent timing, Mr. Man and I had an hour long private tour of the grounds with her and her secretary this weekend. We were at a brunch event for an animal charity and Ms. White was the hit of the event. Well, Betty White and an 8 week old tiger cub were the hits of the event. She was very gracious to the dozens of people who walked up and gushed about her/asked for pictures during the course of the tour. And she's getting around pretty well for someone her age (I'd guess she's in her 80's at this point, but she maneuvered the various steps and paths very well).

In other news, Monty Hall seems pretty old now, Nicolette Sheridan looks much better (and younger) in person than she does on tv, the Bunnies I saw were more skinny/less busty than I expected, and many many minor celebrities and/or celebrity-wannabes (such as Tracy Bingham) were wearing far too much makeup for a daytime event (or for any event other than Halloween, really).

How did Betty look in a bikini?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PEOPLE!! THEY DON'T HAVE FACES!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOBS IN THOSE WONDERFUL SWEATERS!!

calm down

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Betty White. Through a case of excellent timing, Mr. Man and I had an hour long private tour of the grounds with her and her secretary this weekend. We were at a brunch event for an animal charity and Ms. White was the hit of the event. Well, Betty White and an 8 week old tiger cub were the hits of the event. She was very gracious to the dozens of people who walked up and gushed about her/asked for pictures during the course of the tour. And she's getting around pretty well for someone her age (I'd guess she's in her 80's at this point, but she maneuvered the various steps and paths very well).

In other news, Monty Hall seems pretty old now, Nicolette Sheridan looks much better (and younger) in person than she does on tv, the Bunnies I saw were more skinny/less busty than I expected, and many many minor celebrities and/or celebrity-wannabes (such as Tracy Bingham) were wearing far too much makeup for a daytime event (or for any event other than Halloween, really).

Have we done the whole "run down of celebrity sightings" thing before?

I've seen Sigourney Weaver in Fekkai, tall, no makeup. Sidney Portier on Park, he said hi to my friend, Chris Noth, Times Square, Sean Connery somewhere, long time ago....can't remember, and I can't remember the others but there were a few I cannot recall.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Betty White. Through a case of excellent timing, Mr. Man and I had an hour long private tour of the grounds with her and her secretary this weekend. We were at a brunch event for an animal charity and Ms. White was the hit of the event. Well, Betty White and an 8 week old tiger cub were the hits of the event. She was very gracious to the dozens of people who walked up and gushed about her/asked for pictures during the course of the tour. And she's getting around pretty well for someone her age (I'd guess she's in her 80's at this point, but she maneuvered the various steps and paths very well).

In other news, Monty Hall seems pretty old now, Nicolette Sheridan looks much better (and younger) in person than she does on tv, the Bunnies I saw were more skinny/less busty than I expected, and many many minor celebrities and/or celebrity-wannabes (such as Tracy Bingham) were wearing far too much makeup for a daytime event (or for any event other than Halloween, really).

You have just set a new high watermark for celebrity sightings. That is going to be difficult, nay likely impossible to top.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
This "harsh but fair" theme is clearly spiraling out of control. It's only a matter of time before Sidd starts posting about my prosthetic limb. Flinty -- hold me.

Are you the guy who is suing over the penile implant malfunction?

Flinty -- careful when you hold him. That thing may damage you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Have we done the whole "run down of celebrity sightings" thing before?

I've seen Sigourney Weaver in Fekkai, tall, no makeup. Sidney Portier on Park, he said hi to my friend, Chris Noth, Times Square, Sean Connery somewhere, long time ago....can't remember, and I can't remember the others but there were a few I cannot recall.

And just like that, I cannot even recall who old what's-her-face saw at the whatever mansion.

Timing. It's all about timing.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
An occasion for me to get a card in which someone describes me as "personable, caring and energetic." Whoo hoo!!

Then you owe it to that person to fire them immediately for being a shameless suck-up. Because that's what should happen to shameless suck-ups.

Boss's Day - who the hell invented that?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then you owe it to that person to fire them immediately for being a shameless suck-up. Because that's what should happen to shameless suck-ups.

Boss's Day - who the hell invented that?

Every day is Boss's Day what kind of retarded stuff is that?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Have we done the whole "run down of celebrity sightings" thing before?

I've seen Sigourney Weaver in Fekkai, tall, no makeup. Sidney Portier on Park, he said hi to my friend, Chris Noth, Times Square, Sean Connery somewhere, long time ago....can't remember, and I can't remember the others but there were a few I cannot recall.

is your friend hot?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
An occasion for me to get a card in which someone describes me as "personable, caring and energetic." Whoo hoo!!

if you listened to my dressing advice you could be getting a card in which your new boss describes you as "stern, demanding and quick with the whip."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then you owe it to that person to fire them immediately for being a shameless suck-up. Because that's what should happen to shameless suck-ups.

Boss's Day - who the hell invented that?

Duh, Hallmark.

How is it sucking up when it's completely true???

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I had the occasion to meet gwnc this weekend for the first time. I found her to be strikingly similar in appearance to the photographs I have seen of her in the past. It was almost as if I was meeting a 3-dimensional version of these photos. It was almost eerie. One way it was not like meeting a 3-dimensional version of these photos was that the 3-dimensional gwnc, unlike the photos, talked. Speaking with gwnc, I found that she was not dissimilar in personality to the internet character with the moniker gwnc who posts on this board. Indeed, things she said were entirely consistent with what I would expect the gwnc with whom I have shared the occasional e-mail, PM or IM to say. In sum, it was a lovely experience, beginning to end. Except the very beginning, which was a little bit confusing.

Did you dine? Al fresco? white meat, original or the other kind?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then you owe it to that person to fire them immediately for being a shameless suck-up. Because that's what should happen to shameless suck-ups.

Boss's Day - who the hell invented that?

The BSDs in the corner offices. If you ever join us here (and Hank is not holding his breath), you will understand why.

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
Boss's Day - who the hell invented that?

It sounds a lot less megalomaniacal than "SLAVE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!"