Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 303

bilmore · 12-08-2003, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
To the contrary, some of the most insane sex I've ever had was drunk as hell. You can go longer and you've got no inhibitions. You also tend to be more limber. You don't notice the cramp in you leg or the pain in your bad right shoulder when you're playing amatuer contortionist. I got a face full of champagne at a dinner a few weeks ago and topped it off with a double espresso before going home. The wife and I fucked college style. Got up the next morning and found the bed three moved about three feet and sheets and pillows strewn all over the place. I recall I was sore as hell everywhere... that's a good night's work.

Maybe it's a function of how drunk you need to be before you lose your memory. I've never been good at that. In fact, I wish I could have lost memories quite a few times in the past, but nnnnoooooo, they were still there the next day.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-08-2003, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Pretty ironic coming from a guy whose initials stand for "Tush Munch."

Wow. Didn't you just recently ask if a response I gave you was the best I had? That was fucking pathetic.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-08-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
In togas?

With your roommate in the room?

You know what I'm talkin about...

Have you ever had sex in front of other people? I did it once by accident, but when I found out someone was watching, I was like "Well, fuck it... I'm not stopping till I'm through, so I hope you enjoy the show" and just kept going. If you haven't had the experience, I suggest it. Its definitely a good time.

bilmore · 12-08-2003, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you ever had sex in front of other people?

Once you have kids, this loses a lot of its allure just through sheer repetition.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-08-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Maybe it's a function of how drunk you need to be before you lose your memory. I've never been good at that. In fact, I wish I could have lost memories quite a few times in the past, but nnnnoooooo, they were still there the next day.

I am only aware of about 4 times in my life where I've blacked out and they were all very unique circumstances. My wife is always forgetting shit when we're partying hard and another buddy of mine always calls me to ask me what happened the night before. I think its a physicological thing. You either have the black out gene or you do not.

You know, sometimes you can be pleasantly surprised when you wake up in a strange apartment. I've had it happen a couple times. Its really pleasant - you're so prepared for disaster that when you look over and see someone pleasing to the eye even in the pre-makeup morning, you think "Damn, God must be pleased with me this week."

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-08-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Once you have kids, this loses a lot of its allure just through sheer repetition.

Reason 765 I am never having kids. That just sounds so nasty.

bilmore · 12-08-2003, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reason 765 I am never having kids. That just sounds so nasty.

Nasty? Naw.

Frustrating?

Oh, yeah.

(You stop. You just . . . stop. Then, later, you talk about who was supposed to lock the door. Arggh.)

Sparklehorse · 12-08-2003, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Maybe it's a function of how drunk you need to be before you lose your memory. I've never been good at that. In fact, I wish I could have lost memories quite a few times in the past, but nnnnoooooo, they were still there the next day.

I've always found that I puke long before I reach the point of black out.

The only time I've come close was something more like an out-of-body experience. I was 17 and went to a St. Patrick's Day parade in a small burg with a big Irish population. I remember making out with this guy and it was almost more like watching it in a movie than actually experiencing it.

Then, of course, I puked my brains out.

I think is why most of my mind-altering experimentation has involved substances other than alcohol.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-08-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Nasty? Naw.

Frustrating?

Oh, yeah.

(You stop. You just . . . stop. Then, later, you talk about who was supposed to lock the door. Arggh.)

It just reminds me of that scene in Strange Brew where Bob and Doug McKenzie catch their folks fucking and the old man has the voice of "Yosemite Sam" and screams at them.

I guess you're pretty much stuck with missionary, since its probably psychologically scarring for Jr. to walk in and see mommy bobbing up and down naked.

I won't even comment on dog style. I imagine the kid would need therapy.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-08-2003, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
TM, you are smart and capable, and I love you like a brother, pun intended, but what the hell are you talking about? Of course you're right. So where's the bullshit? Schilling didn't have the option of going to NY. Once Colangelo refused the Yankees' offer, his choice was (a) negotiate an extension with Boston, or (b) stay in Arizona. Initially, Boston was not a team he wanted to be traded to -- his list was Philadelphia and the Yankees. What he was explaining is why he changed his mind and decided to do a deal with the Red Sox.

My point was that I thought you were giving him (or the Boston board) too much credit. All the reports I saw had him weighing the benefits of Boston, Philly and New York. It was clear he wanted out of AZ.

So, do you think the board really had that much of an influence over his decision of Boston over Philly? Did Philly put together a good enough package to land him? Or is this all after-the-fact crapola he thought would further ingratiate himself to Boston fans. I'm impressed that he reached out to fans, but I am unconvinced that they were the ones who helped him make his final decision.

TM

dtb · 12-08-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
No, see, you don't understand what I am talking about. I am actually talking about looks. You are talking about wanting to be with someone for money. What I am talking about is biological. In general, women perceive men who are wealthy and more successful to be more attractive than their looks alone would warrant. Their perception of the man's physical characteristics is in part dependant on their perception of his status in life. It is as if there is an emotional filter between the retina and the visual cortex of a woman.

I understand what you are saying, and in general I cannot disagree that a huge pile of cash or a great sense of humor makes someone appear more attractive than if you just saw their photo and had no idea of their financial means or personality -- but there are some men who are just so butt-ugly and so devoid of personality, that no matter how rich they are, they are still unattractive, boring and ugly, so that it is clear that the money is all she's seeing. [See, e.g. Bruce Wasserstein (IMHO -- don't sue me Bruce)]

purse junkie · 12-08-2003, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
In general, women perceive men who are wealthy and more successful to be more attractive than their looks alone would warrant.

No, they don't. But if someone's primary goal is money-grubbing the cash and status just make having to screw some hideous pig more bearable.

Jesus. Does anyone think the "models" Donald Trump gets to nail actually find him physically attractive?

dtb · 12-08-2003, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You either have the black out gene or you do not.

This has got to be right. I have been very, very drunk on occasion (but only once, really, in the last 15 years -- it was awful**). However, I did black out once, but didn't lose consciousness. I fell off a horse onto very hard ground on my head, and had a concussion. I was sure I had lost consciousness, because I couldn't remember getting from Point A to Point B, but when I asked how long I had been "out", my friend responded that I'd not lost consciousness. I asked him how he knew, and he said, "Well, you were walking and talking -- so you didn't pass out." That was fairly convincing evidence, but I still am missing those 10 minutes -- and it was the strangest experience I have ever had -- sort of "tuning in" to the middle of a conversation -- and I was speaking!

** the one time in the last 10 years was just an accident -- I didn't even feel drunk until I left the party and the outside air hit me. I realized how totally drunk I was when I got in the taxi. I couldn't get out of bed the next day until about 11; I went to work late, and had to tell the cab to pull over and got out of the car -- and HURLED ON THE STREET in broad daylight (47th Street -- the Diamond block for you NY'ers). Luckily, as I was dressed for work, and otherwise appeared normal, the onlookers just assumed (I think) that I was pregnant, and one kind gentleman from a nearby deli even brought me a napkin and complimentary bottle of water -- what a nice guy. Still -- I was mortified to have vomited on the street.

Atticus Grinch · 12-08-2003, 12:38 PM

[Aspirations to gonzo cool require that you not use "party" as a verb.]

Not Me · 12-08-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow. Didn't you just recently ask if a response I gave you was the best I had? That was fucking pathetic.

TM

TM - So you think laughing about how Thrashers Fan's initials stand for tit-fuck is funny, but my saying TM stands for Tush Munch is pathetic? Umm, yeah, that is probably right.

Anyhow, can YOU (and by YOU, I mean dumbass) come up with something better for the initials "TM"?