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01-30-2004, 04:58 PM
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#4531
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by evenodds
I didn't see him say "huge."
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If ncs were to have a boner, I'm sure it would be huge. have you seen the nutcase on that girl?
And coltrane, maybe the soft balls and the insensitive nutcase are related. maybe you should consult a medical professional. |
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01-30-2004, 04:59 PM
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#4532
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I have yet to hear a single story this year about Super Bowl advertising. (This excludes all the e-mail I'm getting from my father about MoveOn's boycott of CBS, etc.) Have I just been too obsessed with Ted Bruschi's health, or have they gotten over it?
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Michael Strahan will be singing on a SUper Bowl commercial. Not sure what he is hawking, but there is a story about it on giants.com if you are interested. I figured I'd wait and be surprised (either that or I didn't care).
Anyone have any extra Viagra lying around? I already used my special occasion reserve. |
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01-30-2004, 05:01 PM
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#4533
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"insensitive nutcase"
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Is there a new sock in the house? |
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01-30-2004, 05:01 PM
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#4534
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Uber bowl
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I have yet to hear a single story this year about Super Bowl advertising. (This excludes all the e-mail I'm getting from my father about MoveOn's boycott of CBS, etc.) Have I just been too obsessed with Ted Bruschi's health, or have they gotten over it?
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4079006/
Super Bowl advertisers sack the celebrities
Grappling geezers, online-music pirates to pitch products.
When an average of 140 million people tune into to see the year’s biggest advertising event on Sunday, in addition to watching some football players chasing a ball around the field, they can expect to see a pair of feisty senior citizens fighting over potato chips, real teen-agers talking about their music download problems and a few regular guys dealing with, well, erectile dysfunction disorders.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-30-2004, 05:02 PM
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#4535
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If ncs were to have a boner, I'm sure it would be huge. have you seen the nutcase on that girl?
And coltrane, maybe the soft balls and the insensitive nutcase are related. maybe you should consult a medical professional.
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The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-30-2004, 05:03 PM
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#4536
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If ncs were to have a boner, I'm sure it would be huge. have you seen the nutcase on that girl?
And coltrane, maybe the soft balls and the insensitive nutcase are related. maybe you should consult a medical professional.
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Please stop discussing the size of my hypothetical boner. I'm really not enjoying it. Though, no doubt, it would be huge.
My sexed-up hipster buzz has now been killed.
But if anyone has extra Viagra lying around, I'll still take some for next time. |
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01-30-2004, 05:04 PM
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#4537
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Fashion news
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Please remove corncob from up your ass. It seems to have been shoved up there pretty far, so you may need tongs.
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I see you get ballsy when I leave you alone too long.
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01-30-2004, 05:04 PM
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#4538
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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My shit don't stink like flower's
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.
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Thanks! I love my crap. The texture, the smell, the taste . . . magnifique!*
*is that spelled correctly? penske was unhelpful via IM on the spelling. |
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01-30-2004, 05:05 PM
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#4539
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Some things I've learned
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
oops, pulled a Coltrane.
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I don't he he'll mind. Don't bump into fringey on the way to the tissues.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-30-2004, 05:05 PM
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#4540
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Ho Phase"
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Please stop discussing the size of my hypothetical boner. I'm really not enjoying it. Though, no doubt, it would be huge.
My sexed-up hipster buzz has now been killed.
But if anyone has extra Viagra lying around, I'll still take some for next time.
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that was a compliment! |
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01-30-2004, 05:06 PM
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#4541
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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My shit don't stink like flower's
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The texture
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Your jokes are getting cornier by the minute...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-30-2004, 05:09 PM
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#4542
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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My shit don't stink like flower's
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! I love my crap. The texture, the smell, the taste . . . magnifique!*
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There's a Dutch pimp in Florida who would pay you for this.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-30-2004, 05:10 PM
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#4543
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fashion news
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I see you get ballsy when I leave you alone too long.
TM
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Apparently bereftness, much like the bubonic plague, produces nodules in the groin area.
Edited for clarity (moved modifying phrase).
Last edited by ltl/fb; 01-30-2004 at 05:15 PM..
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01-30-2004, 05:12 PM
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#4544
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Announcement 2
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Originally posted by spookyfish
John Travolta stuff.
Of all the actors in Hollywood, both he and Tom Cruise have led the most charmed lives. If there was a just God, both of those fuckers would be bagging my groceries instead of raking in $25 million a picture.
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Those Scientologists certainly take care of their own.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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01-30-2004, 05:17 PM
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#4545
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Best Junk Mail
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
E/O,
Don't we need to get you a new little slogan there -- "kicked ass and took sock names" just doesn't have much pizzaz. And I agree that you are special.
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Ah, Moriarity, my old nemesis.
I have given up the title of FB Mod, but I am still an admin and I will still kill a wack sock if necessary.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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