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03-03-2004, 10:50 AM
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#4531
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's b/c many geeky guys have $$$$.
However, I know plenty of average-looking to dorky guys who are downright hilarious but lack that self-awareness of being average and dorky that get many many women
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Agree. Every time I see Not Me, he's with another pretty lady. |
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03-03-2004, 10:51 AM
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#4532
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I suddenly no longer desire that Boston Cream donut that is on the counter...
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Or the New England clam chowder for lunch.
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03-03-2004, 10:51 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I guess, but wouldn't it be more pleasurable for everyone to instead use the condom for sex? I can't imagine its terribly pleasurable to get or give a hummer with the recipient wearing a condom.
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Hey, we invaded Iraq! |
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03-03-2004, 10:53 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or the New England clam chowder for lunch.
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Oh, ack.
I will now be unable to eat anything for the remainder of the day. |
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03-03-2004, 10:55 AM
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#4535
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Signs of impending doom:
The food Nazis have won.
Spree: story about McDonalds getting rid of supersize.
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C'mon Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down.
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03-03-2004, 10:56 AM
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#4536
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's b/c many geeky guys have $$$$.
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Rubbish. Bullshit stereotype. There is no particular attractiveness or lack thereof among the more successful people I've encountered in my life. The notion that dorky guys are smarter and smarter somehow translates to more success automatically is a Hollywood underdog fantasy. Dorky guys might tend to be a bit more applied on the whole, but I think this just evens the playing field and puts them on par with non-dorky guys who can get away with being a little less applied.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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03-03-2004, 11:02 AM
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"A game"? Do you mean he found "game" as in "learned how to lay rap" or do you mean he invented a computer game, sold it and is fabulously rich? If you mean the former, I'm skeptical. If you mean the latter, I wholeheartedly agree, but it ain't his geekiness that's landing him the betties.
Moore and Jackson are not "geeky" guys. Moore is a huge freakish creature with double d man boobs and Jackson looks like a Jerry Garcia Hobbit. The idea of either having sex upsets me deeply, moreso Moore, because he cannot be a pretty sight nude.
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Are you questioning E/O's command of the ebonics language? |
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03-03-2004, 11:06 AM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Signs of impending doom:
I guess you'll now have to order two of everything if you want to keep supersizing your ass.
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03-03-2004, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Truth in Advertising
You need to be put down.
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03-03-2004, 11:10 AM
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#4540
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Agree. Every time I see Not Me, he's with another pretty lady.
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And married to all of them. I think my a mayor in Utah somewhere.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-03-2004, 11:12 AM
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AI anyone?
I assume this cannot be spoiled since the results are not in.
First girl- I thought she was too pretty to be forgettable as Simon said and was pretty good. But by the end of the show I forgot her. How prescient he is. SHe is done
2) Fagotty balladeer from Utah. Bitch please, we alraedy have a Clay Aiken and I barely survived taht. How many Barry Manilow Reduxes does the world need?
3) bad singer with bad dye job. If she wants to be original, perhaps she should stick with her natural haircolor. Lowlights on top of bleach is so 2003. Also, all I could think of is which 80s movie is this song from? Hot Dog?
4) crooner guy. I want to see this guy sing more. I hated that song and he was so so at it. but he didnt get all theatrical and there is something about this freaky little kid. I voted in for the first time bc I heart him. If he dosent make it, and I dont thin he will, Simon brings him back as wildcard. bc Simon and I see eye to eye.
5) Asian chick. Missed her but caught judges response and she is a cute teenage asian. she goes through
6) black guy with great smile. simon was wrong here, he has charisma and is the other winner. i called for him also, but mostly to see if I could get through. I could.
7) Fake titter. At first I thought she was good, but not great. then when they replayed her, I realized she was screaming. but doesnt Melissa Etheridge scream that song also?
8) black girl with midwest accent. good singer, bad perfromance. but they already have a Latoya. Adios.
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03-03-2004, 11:13 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Signs of impending doom:
I didn't know people still ate MACDonalds...
Lunch that is. Breakfast is a different story. I can't help but have my once-a-month bacon, egg and cheese biscuit meal.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-03-2004, 11:15 AM
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#4543
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Truth in Advertising
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You need to be put down.
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concur. I unignored her for good gossip and AI chat, not ebay listings. she is like that free newspaper that the homeless people try to shove in my face as I attempt to get on the escalator to the metro every morning. |
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03-03-2004, 11:16 AM
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#4544
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Un-Dateable Poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
However, I know plenty of average-looking to dorky guys who are downright hilarious but lack that self-awareness of being average and dorky that get many many women
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Translation: I've had three (yeah, count 'em up, paigow. One, two, THREE!) girlfriends in the last 5 years. And some of them for longer than a week.
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03-03-2004, 11:22 AM
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#4545
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Un-Dateable Poll
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I've had three (yeah, count 'em up, paigow. One, two, THREE!) girlfriends in the last 5 years. And some of them for longer than a week.
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Wrong. I'm not hilarious.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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