It's all about me

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ironweed
Good lord. Was this even worth the time it took to create a log-in?

Whoever created that sock did so hours ago, and has just been sitting around waiting to deploy it. You'd think that em could have waited a little longer for a better target.

[Grey Pubes]

Originally posted by Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago
My son, I sense blasphemy in your heart.

To the faithful flock of this board, the persecution of the innocent that we are witnessing is not unfamiliar. I am reminded of my plight, to extrapolate:

........and Slave stirred up the shit on the board, and the admins, and the moderators, and came upon the holy ones, and caught them, and brought them up on formal warnings. And set up false witnesses, which said, These entertaining posters ceaseth not to post TOS violating words against this holy place, and our arbitrary law. For we have heard them say, "that they are people who care, who shall entertain this place, and shall change the boring topics which Slave has delivered us."

Repent!

Goodness. How on earth did we land on your face?

[Been There, Done That]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not to worry. It has all been recorded on your FB dossier.

TM

This was funnier when Dean Wormer said [the same thing] it to the Deltas.

Try taking a lesson from Paigs on how to keep your game fresh.

Been there, done that

[Been There, Done That]

Originally posted by ironweed
Good lord. Was this even worth the time it took to create a log-in?

Pot, kettle, black.

[Been There, Done That]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Whoever created that sock did so hours ago, and has just been sitting around waiting to deploy it. You'd think that em could have waited a little longer for a better target.

3 guesses:


-Paigoe
-Penske
-Shapeshifter
-Flower

It's really twilight time around here, isn't it? No new members, old skool deadbeats who only come around to post nonsense and don't send in any money, and nobody gives a fuck about salary and bonus information because the market's been stagnant for three years.

And yet, and yet, like the last flowering of an ancient culture before it passes into darkness forever, Slave and Paigow still bring it on. I'm getting a little misty here, like I did at the end of the Lord of the Rings, because I know someday Slave and Paigow will get into that gay-looking elf boat together and sail off for a better shore, leaving the rest of us to toil here in a world made that much less petty by their absence. G-d forbid.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Been There, Done That
black.

Racist fuck!

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
It's really twilight time around here, isn't it? No new members, old skool deadbeats who only come around to post nonsense and don't send in any money, and nobody gives a fuck about salary and bonus information because the market's been stagnant for three years.

And yet, and yet, like the last flowering of an ancient culture before it passes into darkness forever, Slave and Paigow still bring it on. I'm getting a little misty here, like I did at the end of the Lord of the Rings, because I know someday Slave and Paigow will get into that gay-looking elf boat together and sail off for a better shore, leaving the rest of us to toil here in a world made that much less petty by their absence. G-d forbid.

Would you prefer an elf-looking gay boat?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ironweed
gay-looking

Homophobe!

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Me
Homophobe!

You're too late. Hurl all the rocks you want, but this board is spent today, and its members likely are off licking their wounds, smoking "clove cigarettes," or tuning into today's edition of Beach Volleyball.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
You're too late. Hurl all the rocks you want, but this board is spent today, and its members likely are off licking their wounds, smoking "clove cigarettes," or tuning into today's edition of Beach Volleyball.

Some of us are still at "work." Funny how time-consuming lurking can be.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Gattigap
You're too late. Hurl all the rocks you want, but this board is spent today, and its members likely are off licking their wounds, smoking "clove cigarettes," or tuning into today's edition of Beach Volleyball.

Some of us have moved to Flintonia, a place that was advertised as a calm peaceful tropical isle where naked beach volleyball was to be enjoyed by all. Where everyone goes by their new Flintonian names. A paradise, if you will.

Turns out, it's a Tax Shelter with random body cavity searches. Peaceful my ass. Of course I was not the one trying to smuggle X or percodans into paradise (hi fringey!!)

I'm thinking about a false advertising Consumer Action suit. I think I have enough members for a class action. Whaddaya think?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Some of us have moved to Flintonia, a place that was advertised as a calm peaceful tropical isle where naked beach volleyball was to be enjoyed by all. Where everyone goes by their new Flintonian names. A paradise, if you will.

Wait -- You believed that tripe coming from a monkey in a bra?

If you bought his timeshare too, you'd better hurry. The escape clause only permits you to unwind it within the first 48 hours.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gattigap
You're too late. Hurl all the rocks you want, but this board is spent today, and its members likely are off licking their wounds, smoking "clove cigarettes," or tuning into today's edition of Beach Volleyball.

If they can afford to smoke those "clove cigarettes," you would think they could paypal a few bucks to LT.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Some of us have moved to Flintonia, a place that was advertised as a calm peaceful tropical isle where naked beach volleyball was to be enjoyed by all. Where everyone goes by their new Flintonian names. A paradise, if you will.

Turns out, it's a Tax Shelter with random body cavity searches. Peaceful my ass. Of course I was not the one trying to smuggle X or percodans into paradise (hi fringey!!)

I'm thinking about a false advertising Consumer Action suit. I think I have enough members for a class action. Whaddaya think?

It sounds to me that Testaverde is a little jealous that he/she isn't being included in the body cavity search festivities, which are by no means random. If it would make you feel better, I will perform a search on you in exchange for a settlement and general release.