A frolic in Cambodia

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I eat one cheesecake a day.

I'm impressed that you can eat while running on the treadmill. What else can you do on there?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Dammit. Caught red-handed.

Or yellow. You should be happy that he's using the "natural" alternative, and not some noxious chemical.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm impressed that you can eat while running on the treadmill. What else can you do on there?

Depends. Are we talking about when I have the Ipod down my pants?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Depends. Are we talking about when I have the Ipod down my pants?

good place for your vibrating ipod. no wonder you are so relatively normal lately!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Dissent. Do NOT run with an iPod or any other hard drive based device. The constant vibration is very bad for the drive, and will seriously shorten its lifespan.

Shorten it's lifespan to what? At some point I want to upgrade anyway, and if I don't use it at the gym* then I might as well not have bought the thing.

I'm reminded of my mom who put slipcovers on everything to make them last longer -- and look shitty throughout their lengthened lives.



*Due to leg injuries I don't run except on the elliptical things.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I wasn't being nice.

Now be careful -- Santa knows who is being naughty and nice.

Please note the conjunctive.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I surely am not worthy to hold Coltrane's lightweight running shorts, but I think you meant "fast." I have mad running skillz, but I do not run as far or as fast as he does. Maybe next year.

Running takes no skill. Anyone with enough time to get the miles in can be fast. Running is to sport is what America used to be to immigrants.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What say you FB men? Would you be flattered or put off by a woman asking you out?

Personally, I'd assume that any woman asking me out was a private detective hired by my wife because she finally decided to leave me for Raoul the Pool Boy, and Podunk is not a no-fault divorce state. But that's because I'm an old married guy, as opposed to a (presumably) single basketball-playing cutie.

All kidding aside, ask him out. From reading Tom Wolfe, I hear that kids these days are into that sort of "Sadie Hawkins" kinda thing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is gold, Jerry. Gold!

You are the Kenny Banya of this board. Hey. That means you could be a certain someone's mentor, doesn't it?

TM

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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
All kidding aside, ask him out. From reading Tom Wolfe, I hear that kids these days are into that sort of "Sadie Hawkins" kinda thing.

I have not read this book called "He's just not into you" and I am not going to. (why should I? Everyone's into me). Anyway, I have friends who have read this book and quote it like gospel - very annoying - but apparently it says that if he's into you, he will ask you out, he will do this, he will do that blah blah blah. So the chick is to remain passive or else go out and find herself someone who is "into" her. Whatever. I'm not sure why all these girls are quoting this book as gospel. Sounds like a new twist on the Rules.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Shorten it's lifespan to what? At some point I want to upgrade anyway, and if I don't use it at the gym* then I might as well not have bought the thing.

Now Sidd, as I know you are not an habitual violator of the code of grammar and punctuation, I'll chalk this one up to a typo; however, it is a good lead-in to my weekly segment: "Funny Things That Have Happened to Me". I know, it's a real crowd-pleaser.

So anyway, today was the "Holiday Bazaar" (or some such thing) at my child's school. One of the items available for purchase in the silent auction was a pair of cleats worn (and signed!) by Derek Jeter. The lucky winning bidder is also to receive a letter from Derek attesting to the authenticity of the item. The letter was on the table next to the shoe and read, in pertinent part:

• I hope this item will compliment your sports memorabilia collection.

Wow! A talking shoe!

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm reminded of my mom who put slipcovers on everything to make them last longer -- and look shitty throughout their lengthened lives.

Like the Catskills joke:

Woman #1: The food here is terrible -- I can barely choke it down!

Woman #2: Yeah. And such small portions!

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
I have not read this book called "He's just not into you" and I am not going to. (why should I? Everyone's into me). Anyway, I have friends who have read this book and quote it like gospel - very annoying - but apparently it says that if he's into you, he will ask you out, he will do this, he will do that blah blah blah. So the chick is to remain passive or else go out and find herself someone who is "into" her. Whatever. I'm not sure why all these girls are quoting this book as gospel. Sounds like a new twist on the Rules.

I thought the book was mostly a joke, along the lines of stuff like:

"if he's banging 6 other women, including your best friend and your sister, and then he also forgets your birthday, he's just not that into you"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So how is the Bose base station? Can you also hook up a CD player for stand alone playback?

Do you have the tight abbed hunk or the cutie from my basketball group? I don't know whether to ask him (basketball guy) out or continue the mutual flirting? I find myself obsessed with this guy. Yes, I've googled him. The real him has produced an independent film, the other hims are a collegiate tennis player, a high profile Chicago financier, and a high school track star from fly-over land.

What say you FB men? Would you be flattered or put off by a woman asking you out?

Is this the boob grabber?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I thought the book was mostly a joke, along the lines of stuff like:

"if he's banging 6 other women, including your best friend and your sister, and then he also forgets your birthday, he's just not that into you"

Hmm - that may be so, I haven't read it - haven't even seen it, for that matter. But based on brunch yesterday, there are plenty of women out there that are taking it quite seriously.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm - that may be so, I haven't read it - haven't even seen it, for that matter. But based on brunch yesterday, there are plenty of women out there that are taking it quite seriously.

Their problems would disappear if they were as into blowjobs as you are.