Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 303

01-12-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent thoughts to bring to a close another wonderful day.

I am being cremated and mixed into pies out of which people will be required to eat a slice in order to get any share in my estate.

I would recommend to your heirs that they skip the pie and do a fat line of Uncle Sebby.

eta: too slow

notcasesensitive · 01-12-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent thoughts to bring to a close another wonderful day.

I am being cremated and mixed into pies out of which people will be required to eat a slice in order to get any share in my estate.

If you have it filmed, I'm sure that will air on Fox.

Replaced_Texan · 01-12-2005, 06:35 PM

Everyone in Houston, and anyone visiting Houston, should go to Diverseworks from January 28-March 5, to view the Contemporary Erotic Drawing exhibition.

Also, if anyone's interested in the Diverseworks gala on March 12($150), lemme know. The parts of last year's gala (Scandal!*) that I remember were awesome, though there are some unfortunate photographs of me from that party floating around the internet. Instead of the traditional tables for ten, the gala featured mattresses. This year's theme is Voyeur. I believe that naked body painting will be a feature, and I think that the "tables" will be peep booths.

*The honorary chair was defense attorney Dick DeGuerin, most recently known for his successful defense of a guy who chopped up his neighbor and threw him in Galveston Bay

Replaced_Texan · 01-12-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent thoughts to bring to a close another wonderful day.

I am being cremated and mixed into pies out of which people will be required to eat a slice in order to get any share in my estate.

A friend of mine makes art out of cremated bodies. He won't do requests though, and he gets the remains from funeral homes and morgues where no one bothered to come by and pick up the ashes. I've seen dozens of human remains in his studio, and all of them are different. No one can explain why.

SlaveNoMore · 01-12-2005, 06:43 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent thoughts to bring to a close another wonderful day.

I am being cremated and mixed into pies out of which people will be required to eat a slice in order to get any share in my estate.

Like Santa Claus, I like to bring oodles of holiday cheer.

Alex_de_Large · 01-12-2005, 06:46 PM

Too much Devil's Pie:

Before and after:

from

Gawker

ltl/fb · 01-12-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Too much Devil's Pie:

Before and after:

from

Gawker

Is Devil's Pie what raouaoual will be made into post-death?

Is that a cream pie?

01-12-2005, 06:52 PM

so there is no prize. is this death pool a deal where everyone goes to deathnet and picks people they otherwise never would have heard of bc they are 103? This thing should be revised so that its famous people, and not ambassadors or boxers from germany circa 1933. no fun at all.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-12-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is Devil's Pie what raouaoual will be made into post-death?

Is that a cream pie?

I have selected chocolate mud pie and key lime. If you want something else, you pay for the codicil.

Hank Chinaski · 01-12-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Will they be cream pies?

Wait. How much pie you eat doesn't equate to your share of the estate does it? No fair, I'm on Atkins.

notcasesensitive · 01-12-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
so there is no prize. is this death pool a deal where everyone goes to deathnet and picks people they otherwise never would have heard of bc they are 103? This thing should be revised so that its famous people, and not ambassadors or boxers from germany circa 1933. no fun at all.

so don't do it then. if you read the directions (first post of that thread), you will see that there is some incentive to pick younger people this year. if you don't care for the directions, don't add a list. but don't fucking moan about how you would do it better. That is simply unattractive.

Ps. Flower thinks you suck.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-12-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you have it filmed, I'm sure that will air on Fox.

I pitched it. Somebody bested me by agreeing to be slow roasted and served as bbq. I offered to be jerked, but I fumbled in my delivery and they took it as a sexual advance directed toward an intern. I was forcibly removed from the lot and lectured about how Fox does not tolerate remarks of a lewd or sexual nature. Fuckers.

tootsie carrington · 01-12-2005, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[PaigowPrincess]...........you suck.

I never said that, big mouth!

eta: I'm a Pirate Guinea Pig, AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

notcasesensitive · 01-12-2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I pitched it. Somebody bested me by agreeing to be slow roasted and served as bbq. I offered to be jerked, but I fumbled in my delivery and they took it as a sexual advance directed toward an intern. I was forcibly removed from the lot and lectured about how Fox does not tolerate remarks of a lewd or sexual nature. Fuckers.

I think you embellish.

Tyrone Slothrop · 01-12-2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
so there is no prize. is this death pool a deal where everyone goes to deathnet and picks people they otherwise never would have heard of bc they are 103? This thing should be revised so that its famous people, and not ambassadors or boxers from germany circa 1933. no fun at all.

I didn't pick any people, but I did pick the Federal Sentencing Guidelines, so I'm feeling pretty good today. You got my PM, right ncs?