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10-19-2005, 04:07 PM
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This latest board schtick is really hilarious. I can't wait until we all decide that it's super funny when we all start calling each other "nigger" or "kike."
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The person who wrote this did not take real offense to the comment responded to. Nor does he have a truly high horse. He wrote it so that he could fire off some really taboo language in a post people might read as provocative and profound.
Or he just whiffed like Reggie wailing through a change-up or Dave Parker falling down at home plate in a coke frenzy after swinging two seconds early at a slider a foot out of the strike zone.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 10-19-2005 at 04:10 PM..
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10-19-2005, 04:09 PM
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#4532
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Untrue. I give anal birth every morning. I have anally birthed a whole army of Pretty Little Flowerets, but I confess I do not spend much quality time with them because of all the flies.
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Dude. Flush.
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10-19-2005, 04:12 PM
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#4533
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dude. Flush.
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He reads the bowl like tea leaves or tarot cards. Flakes are a good omen and fat submarines a sign of future stability. Corn is the death card.
Where are my fucking Powerball picks?
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10-19-2005, 04:17 PM
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#4534
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dude. Flush.
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You want me to drown the next generation?
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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10-19-2005, 04:18 PM
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#4535
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Flakes are a good omen
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Are you confusing cooked salmon with PLF's turds?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-19-2005, 04:20 PM
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#4536
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you confusing cooked salmon with PLF's turds?
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You keep talking about my progeny that way and your homophobia will be the least of your worries.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-19-2005, 04:23 PM
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#4537
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Need a ruling from PLF
Is this ironic?
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - The author of a new state law that allows felony charges against owners of dangerous dogs was hospitalized over the weekend after his own dog attacked him.
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Last edited by Not Bob; 10-19-2005 at 04:27 PM..
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10-19-2005, 04:23 PM
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#4538
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Horses make good glue
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're just mad because you missed out on Sabbapalooza.
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Is that bc it took place on the Sabbath? I hadn't bought my rain boots yet and by day seven of the deluge, I was feeling kinda moist. |
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10-19-2005, 04:25 PM
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#4539
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Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He reads the bowl like tea leaves or tarot cards. Flakes are a good omen and fat submarines a sign of future stability. Corn is the death card.
Where are my fucking Powerball picks?
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I am really starting to have a hard time distinguishing you from Coltrane. You gotta switch avatars, or sound less fratty or something. |
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10-19-2005, 04:32 PM
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#4540
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Need a ruling from PLF
It's not ironic at all. Nobody was more aware than this guy about the dangers of dangerous dogs and their reckless owners. It is like Sebastian pressing for stiffer penalties for pirate-related offenses. In his more lucid moments, he knows it is the right thing to do.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-19-2005, 04:34 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am really starting to have a hard time distinguishing you from Coltrane. You gotta switch avatars, or sound less fratty or something.
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I assume that you are aware that the more you point out the similarity, the more similar they try to become. This could lead to a Did You Just Call Me Dangerfield disaster of epic proportions. Sequels Swap. |
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10-19-2005, 04:35 PM
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#4542
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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It's enough to make you a raving anti-dentite.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Where is fringey? I just assumed she has been busy or on vacation. Is she no longer with us?
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I heard she's waiting until she crafts the perfect fart joke before posting again.
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10-19-2005, 04:38 PM
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#4543
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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It's enough to make you a raving anti-dentite.
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I heard she's waiting until she crafts the perfect fart joke before posting again.
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To be fair, she wanted to do some scat humor, but PLF just forced her to retire that genre. Who can top the Flowerlettes? |
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10-19-2005, 04:40 PM
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#4544
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I assume that you are aware that the more you point out the similarity, the more similar they try to become. This could lead to a Did You Just Call Me Dangerfield disaster of epic proportions. Sequels Swap.
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We are the same person. We are just at two different points on our spacetime continuum.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-19-2005, 04:40 PM
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#4545
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You keep talking about my progeny that way and your homophobia will be the least of your worries.
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Do you leave them in the bowl so a subsequent user can come by later and pollinate them?
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