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Old 08-10-2006, 02:40 PM   #4531
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I was shocked to learn that they have moisturizer products for sale in Dallas also.
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FedEx it?
Why not just take a small tube of it and put it in a condom and insert it rectally or vaginally, and once on the plane extract it for use in the lavatory??? It's not like the plastic tube will show on the Xray machine. I don't think.

This is what I do when I bring coke, meth or pot on planes, and so far its never let me down.

Eitherwhichway, if you get caught I knew a good lawyer in DC for getting people off on TSA violations.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:45 PM   #4534
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Is it more cost effective to repair my concrete beaten up shoes or to simply buy new ones on sale? they need re heeling and one needs leather resole. Cole Haan and Brooks brothers.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:46 PM   #4536
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I was shocked to learn that they have moisturizer products for sale in Dallas also.
I will not try to be hepful in future.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:47 PM   #4537
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I am curious if anyone ever tells you to go jump in a lake on the days when you give those babies a wearing.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:51 PM   #4538
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I am curious if anyone ever tells you to go jump in a lake on the days when you give those babies a wearing.
But which lake -- Huron or Michigan? Lake Erie is so low-rent and Superior is anything but. And Lake Ontario has gone the way of the caipirinha!
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I am curious if anyone ever tells you to go jump in a lake on the days when you give those babies a wearing.
No, I don't think my pencil skirt doubles as a flotation device.
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Supposedly no liquids (including those you purchase after security) will be allowed on the planes, but I don't think that they are re-checking people's bags before they board, if that is your question. I don't care about bringing on drinks. I really just would like to have my Kiehl's moisturizer once I get to Dallas. But not in the cards.
Just buy it there. Will give you an excuse to have an "extra" lying around.

The husband is currently in Dallas with nothing but a softsided carry-on and a computer bag. His stuff is going to get crushed by the 100 lb. luggage that people pack.

I told him to just leave crap at the hotel rather than ruining everything else.

He says he saw the coolest hotel ever - some place called the Gaylord something or other. Worth going to Dallas to see?
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But which lake -- Huron or Michigan? Lake Erie is so low-rent and Superior is anything but. And Lake Ontario has gone the way of the caipirinha!
This post makes no sense. Why woud patentpara jump in any of those lakes. None of them have any proximity to NYC. You should get an atlas, but in an effourt to be helpful in the meantime, I will suggest that you should edit the post to be zinger about the East River v. the Hudson and which is more or less lo-rent.

I have swam in the Hudson, if that is any guide for you.
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But which lake -- Huron or Michigan? Lake Erie is so low-rent and Superior is anything but. And Lake Ontario has gone the way of the caipirinha!
Huron is the Jamaica of the Great Lakes. Purely for the proles.
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This post makes no sense. Why woud patentpara jump in any of those lakes. None of them have any proximity to NYC. You should get an atlas, but in an effourt to be helpful in the meantime, I will suggest that you should edit the post to be zinger about the East River v. the Hudson and which is more or less lo-rent.

I have swam in the Hudson, if that is any guide for you.
So of course, I should choose Hudson then, for that extra cache? Is it Chanel lined? Are there washed up Mercedes in those murky depths? All the choices, I'm overwhelmed
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But which lake -- Huron or Michigan? Lake Erie is so low-rent and Superior is anything but. And Lake Ontario has gone the way of the caipirinha!
I would have gone with Louise, myself. Very in, this time of year. But flying is such a drag now, and God knows when the I-bankers are going to put down their Montblancs and take the jet up.
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