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05-03-2005, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. Who would want a squishy vibrator? Someone who wants to relive the experience with the guy who could never quite get hard enough? What is the name of this thing?
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I have no hope of understanding this.
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05-03-2005, 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I have no hope of understanding this.
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It does sound a little deep for you.
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05-03-2005, 07:49 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It does sound a little deep for you.
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You misunderestimate my friend Gatti.
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05-03-2005, 07:50 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. Who would want a squishy vibrator? Someone who wants to relive the experience with the guy who could never quite get hard enough? What is the name of this thing?
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I don't remember the name. It's white and squishy and sorta short and thick and curved and it was supposed to be a g-spot stimultor. It didn't stimulate anything.
Damnit.
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05-03-2005, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Keep in mind the Steely Dan was out in the late 60's-early 70's when the band was formed, though. It's probably made of wood and covered with lead paint and other toxic shit...
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Rubber, and a dildo, not a vibrator. Didn't everybody read Naked Lunch in their drug-addled college years?
From the book: "Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft."
She then pegs some dude with it.
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05-03-2005, 07:52 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't remember the name. It's white and squishy and sorta short and thick and curved and it was supposed to be a g-spot stimultor. It didn't stimulate anything.
Damnit.
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Was it Sidd?
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05-03-2005, 07:53 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Rubber, and a dildo, not a vibrator. Didn't everybody read Naked Lunch in their drug-addled college years?
From the book: "Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft."
She then pegs some dude with it.
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Was it Sidd?
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05-03-2005, 07:54 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Rubber, and a dildo, not a vibrator. Didn't everybody read Naked Lunch in their drug-addled college years?
From the book: "Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft."
She then pegs some dude with it.
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We did. We didn't understand it, but it was hard fuckin' core, man!
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05-03-2005, 08:04 PM
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Rubber, and a dildo, not a vibrator. Didn't everybody read Naked Lunch in their drug-addled college years?
From the book: "Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft."
She then pegs some dude with it.
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Pegging? I'm there.
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05-03-2005, 08:15 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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I didn't know princesses could use the royal "we".
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She meant the ever-present dog. |
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05-03-2005, 08:35 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
She meant the ever-present dog.
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Hairless dog?
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05-03-2005, 08:37 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Steely Dan is lounge music for 70s cokeheads. I like Black Friday and the guitar solo on Reelin in good, but the rest, you can have...
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Just for clarification, does that mean you had to have grown up in the 70s and are a cokehead, or did you actually have to be a cokehead in the 70s?
Seems like they tend more to the herb side of the brain, although one could construe references such as "fine Columbian" in several manners. Personally, the smoothness and behind the beat nature of their music seems very coke-unfriendly.
Perhaps we need to see the Baldwin record collection to be sure.
Last edited by Mr. Man; 05-03-2005 at 08:40 PM..
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05-03-2005, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You misunderestimate my friend Gatti.
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Sidd was inspired by your touching of Gatti to reach out and touch you? These get-togethers are starting to sound interesting.
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05-03-2005, 08:41 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. Who would want a squishy vibrator? Someone who wants to relive the experience with the guy who could never quite get hard enough? What is the name of this thing?
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I am now remembering (not fondly) a guy I dated in Atlanta who couldn't keep it up (though God knows, I tried to help) and then told several mutual friends he'd "banged" me. Each of them looked at him blankly and asked him how he managed to do that with a flaccid penis.
What was his name? Damn. I can't remember.... |
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05-03-2005, 08:42 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am now remembering (not fondly) a guy I dated in Atlanta who couldn't keep it up (though God knows, I tried to help) and then told several mutual friends he'd "banged" me. Each of them looked at him blankly and asked him how he managed to do that with a flaccid penis.
What was his name? Damn. I can't remember....
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So you had yapped about his inability to get it up before he had a chance to tell them he'd been with you? Niiiiiiice.
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